May 19 5月 19日
Internet: 网际网路：
I’m sorry I have been neglecting you.我很抱歉，我一直忽略了你。 The past two weeks have been incredibly busy, what with the new job, JesterCon, rehearsals, and gigs.过去两个星期，已令人难以置信的忙碌，什么新的就业， jestercon ，排练，演出。
Blogging Friends: 博客朋友们：
I’m sorry that I haven’t commented or likely even read your blog in quite some time.我很抱歉，我没有评论，或有可能，甚至阅读您的博客在相当一段时间。 I miss you, and hope to get back on track soon.我想念你，并希望能回到正轨上来，尽快。
Google Feed Reader: Google的饲料阅读器：
What’s the limit on the number of feeds you will hold onto before you explode and leave my computer gasping for breath in a pile of shattered keys and pieces of lcd sceen?什么样的数目上限，饲料，你将举行到爆炸前，你离开我的电脑吸一口气，在一堆破碎的按键及液晶显示器件的屏幕呢？ You seem to be doing fine with 1927 unread feeds.你似乎做的罚款与1927年未供稿。 Thank you.谢谢您。 I hope you won’t be offended when I choose “mark all read.” I’m sure Perez Hilton will survive.我希望您将不能得罪，当我选择“马克所有阅读。 ”我敢肯定，佩雷斯希尔顿才能生存下来。
Mimi’s Cafe: 咪咪的咖啡厅：
Please remove the salmonella salad from your menu.请删除沙门氏菌沙拉从您的菜单上。 As much as I enjoyed the flavor and the wonderful mixture of balsamic vinegar, chicken, strawberries, walnuts, cranberries, and blue cheese, the 36 hours following my visit were, shall we say, less than pleasant.虽然我所享有的味道和美妙的混合物balsamic醋，鸡肉，草莓，核桃，小红莓，蓝奶酪， 36小时以下为我的访问，我们应说，少于宜人。
Patrons of Maggie McGeary’s in San Francisco: 顾客玛姬mcgeary的在美国旧金山：
You all seemed to have a great time Saturday night when Total Eclipse played.大家似乎有很大的时间周六夜时， 总Eclipse的发挥。 Thank you for not really noticing that I was so sick I could barely stand upright for the whole show.谢谢你没有真正看到我生病，所以我可以勉强直立，为整个表演。 (See the above letter.) I’ve been performing professionally for 17 years, and I have NEVER been on stage as sick as I was this weekend. （见上述函件。 ）我一直在表演专业17年，我从未在舞台上，因为生病我是在本周末。 Please come see us again next month at the bar next door, Grant And Green Saloon.请你来见我们在下月再次在酒吧隔壁，助学金和绿色轿车。 I promise to not be in danger of hurling on stage.我保证不会在危险扔在舞台上。
Blog Talk Radio: 博客谈电台：
Fix my fucking time slot.修复我他妈的的时段。 You are totally screwing everyone who lives on the West Coast from being able to host their show at any reasonable hour that might allow someone on the east coast to participate.你是完全拧大家谁住在西海岸，从能够东道国其显示在任何合理小时可能允许有人对东海岸的参与。 And get your fucking panties out of a wad over “adult content.” My show is fairly tame compared to other shows I’ve listened to even during prime time.让您的他妈的内裤出于对wad “成人内容。 ”我的显示是相当温和相比，其他显示，我已经听到，即使是在黄金时间。 In fact, I’ve heard a few shows that were downright offensive and racist and or homophobic, but I don’t seem them getting sanctioned.事实上，我听说数表明，被彻头彻尾的进攻性和种族主义和或同性恋者，但我似乎没有得到他们的制裁。 It’s nearly impossible for me to increase the number of my listeners when I have to exclude most of the rest of the country.这几乎是不可能的，我的数目增加我的听众时，我已排除其余大部分国家。
Creditors: 债权人：
Yeah, yeah.是啊，是啊。 I know.我知道。 Stand in line.立场一致的。 I will be getting a regular paycheck now and you’ll all get to bleed me dry soon enough.我会得到定期薪资，现在，您会得到所有流血我干，尽快不够的。 Until then, only one call per day is necessary, thanks.直到那时，只有一个要求，每天是必要的，表示感谢。
Internet Explorer: Internet Explorer中：
Fuck off and die.他妈的小康及模具。 You make my blog look like shit.你使我的博客样子shit外围。 You make my life miserable.你使我的生活凄惨。 There are such things known as “standards.” Quit being a desperate 41 year old toothless fat chick with a scat fetish and get some, would you?有这样的事情，被称为“标准” 。退出正在绝望四十一年岁的无牙发鸡与scat恋物癖，并得到一些，你会不会？
Website Clients: 网站的客户端：
I’ve not forgotten you, I swear.我已经没有忘记你，我发誓。 I’ve just been a little busy.我刚才一直有点忙。
Sincerely,此致，
Jester弄臣
