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This cartoonist must have lived with my cats at some point in the past.这漫画家必须有生活与我的猫科动物在一些点，在过去的。 Maybe it’s one of my exes?也许这是我的一位exes ？
This is funny!这是可笑的！
My cell phone started making funky noises today.我的手机开始制造时髦的噪音今天。 It would intermittently beep and chime in my bag and I would scramble for it to see what was going on, but of course by the time I found it the message was gone.它会间歇性发出哔声和附和在我的袋子和我争夺它，看看发生什么事情，但当然是由时间，我发现它的讯息是荡然无存。 So I would wait patiently for it to beep and chime again, see something shiny and wander off only to repeat the process all over again.所以我会耐心等待它发出哔声和附和再次，看到一些光泽和漂移小康，只有重复的过程中，所有超过一次。
It was a long day.这是一个漫长的一天。
This evening, just as I decided to throw the stupid thing out the car window onto Interstate 80, it chimed while in my hand and I saw the “Memory is 98% Full” message.今天晚上，正如我刚才决定把愚蠢的事了车窗口上的80号州际公路，它遥相呼应，而在我的手，我看到“记忆是98 ％ ，充分”的讯息。 Really, why bother warning me if there’s still 2% free?真的，为什么理会警告我如果有2 ％ ，仍是免费的吗？
I started by cleaning out all the old text messages.我开始清理所有的旧短信。 I hate talking on the phone, so text messaging is a perfect alternative to me.我不想谈在手机上，因此短信是一个完美的替代了我。 I don’t type in that awful language that is destroying our society.我不类型在这可怕的语言，这是摧毁我们的社会。 I use predictive text and get highly upset if it misspells something.我用文字预测并获得高度底价，如果misspells的东西。 (I rarely type ‘good’ but often type ‘home’ and keep forgetting that ‘good’ is the default word for 4663.) （我很少类型『良好』 ，但往往类型之家'和保持忘记『良好』是默认的字为4663 ） 。
And then I discovered some photos that I had snapped on my phone and forgotten about.然后，我发现了一些照片，我已派发完毕，我的手机和遗忘。
I used to do all the paperwork for the cafe on the couch.我以前做的所有文书工作，为咖啡馆就躺在沙发上。 My in pile on my right, and the out pile neatly stacked on my left.我在桩上我的权利，并指出桩整齐地堆放在我的左。 This is a photo of Zipper being oh-so-helpful.这是一个照片拉链被哦那么有帮助。
We went out to dinner at our favorite sushi place for UMB ’s birthday back in November.我们出去的晚宴上，我们最喜爱的寿司的地方umb '诞辰早在十一月。 I have NO idea what we were discussing when I snapped this photo.我不知道什么我们讨论，当我结束此照片。 I can only imagine it had something to do with pickles.我只能想象它的东西做腌菜。 Why he makes this face when we talk about pickles, I’ll never know.*他为何作出这面对当我们谈论酱菜，我永远不会知道.*
The sushi place makes the BEST creme brulee.寿司的地方，使最好的精英brulee 。 I know that sounds strange, but it’s true.我知道这听起来奇怪，但它的真实。 And this vanilla bean creme brulee is about the best dessert on the planet.这是香荚兰豆精英brulee是最好的甜品于这个星球。 I think it actually has taken the place of New York Style Cheesecake as the dessert I will choose before they flip the switch on the electric chair.我认为它实际上已采取的地方，新的作风，纽约奶酪蛋糕为甜点，我会选择之前，他们翻盖的开关电动主持会议。 Of course I get the chair after beating the cable guy to death with a remote control, but that’s several years from now and another story altogether.当然，我得到了主席后，殴打电缆的家伙死刑，远程控制，但是这几年从现在和另一个故事共有。
My aunt Celeste just moved in with us, and one of the items she brought into the house is a little shoe rack for the entryway.我的姑姑专家Celeste刚才动议在与我们，与项目之一，她带入家是一个小鞋机架为入口。 We are unable to use it however.我们无法使用它，但。 It seems Prince has claimed it for himself.看来，王子声称，它为自己。 That cat ain’t right.认为猫是不正确的。
* UMB saw this picture on my screen and asked, “Who IS that?” * umb看到这个图片上我的屏幕，并询问“谁是” ？
Scott asked his readers to write some “Cat Haiku” today . 史考特询问他的读者写一些“猫的俳句： ”今天 。
Here are my three submissions:这里是我的3份意见书：
I am your best friend,我是你最好的朋友，
until you wish to hold me,直到你是否打算举行，我
then I am Satan.那么，我的撒旦。
or或
My food bowl is full,我的食物碗，是全面，
therefore I do not need you因此，我不需要你
or your silly love.或您的傻爱。
or或
I am Royalty.我的专营权费。
Don’t forget you scoop my poop,不要忘记你我的勺子poop ，
bring me more tuna.我带来更多的金枪鱼。
And as some possible inspiration, here is a wickedly awesome video of a feline piano virtuoso:正如一些可能的灵感，这里是一个wickedly可怕的录像，一猫钢琴大师：
That was fun.这是乐趣。 Why don’t you give it a try?你为什么不给它一个尝试？
So I got curious this evening/morning and decided to look at the stats for my blogger page.所以我好奇，今天晚上/今天上午，并决定将看看在统计我的Blogger页。 Here’s something funny: My page gets accessed fairly often (even though no one bothers to comment or ever drop me an email *sigh*) by people with some unusual search terms.这里的一些搞笑：我的网页访问获得相当常常（即使没有人困扰作出评论或以往任何时候都下降，我的电子邮件*叹* ）的人与一些不寻常的搜索字词。 Seems I show up on the first page of a google search for “benadryl sedate cat” apparently because of my story of the unfortunate incident with Zipper and the bonecrusher garbage disposal.我似乎显示在第一页上的Google搜寻“ benadryl sedate猫” ，显然是因为我的故事，不幸事件与拉链和bonecrusher垃圾处理。
Incidentally, for everyone who finds this post due to that search:顺便提一句，大家谁认为这是邮政由于搜索：
Yes, you can sedate a cat with benadryl.是的，您可以sedate猫与benadryl 。 I have done it several times.我已做了好几次。 You too will learn if you ever decide to drive cross-country with a very unhappy cat in a carrier.你也将学习，如果您决定，以推动两岸关系的国家，一个非常不愉快的猫在一个载体。 At any rate… You can safely give a cat weighing over 8 pounds a standard 50mg pill (the kind you can buy OTC).在任何率…您可以放心地让一只猫体重超过八磅一个标准的50毫克丸（一种你可以购买场外交易） 。 It will make the cat VERY sleepy.这将使猫非常困乏。 If you’re worried about it, you can give a smaller dosage by breaking the capsule open and mixing the contents with some wet cat food or tuna.如果您担心，您可以提供一个较小的剂量打破胶囊开放和混合的内容，与一些湿猫的食物或金枪鱼。
Be aware, though, that the taste is really nasty and will likely cause the foaming that I mentioned in the referenced story.都知道，虽然，那味道实在是恶劣的和将有可能导致泡沫我所提到的在引用的故事。 It’s just the cat’s way of trying to get that nasty taste out of her mouth.这只是猫的方式，试图获得这恶劣的品味出她的口。 She can’t really pick up a toothbrush or use an altoid, can she?她并不能真正拿起一牙刷或使用一altoid ，可她呢？
I wouldn’t recommend giving benadryl to any cat under 8 pounds with out consulting your vet.我不会推荐给benadryl任何猫下8磅与列咨询您的兽医。 As a matter of fact, since I’m not a vet, I don’t recommend giving anything to your cat without a vet’s ok.作为一个问题，事实上，自从我不是一个审核，我建议不要给任何到您的猫没有一个审核的确定。 I’m only speaking about my own personal experience.我只是在谈到我自己的切身体验。
To round off the point I was making about the searches that lead people to my page… They apparently like to look for things associated with Wil Wheaton .以全面小康一点，我是决策有关的搜索引导人们到我的网页上… …他们显然是想寻找的东西，与Wil Wheaton的 。 He’s got a great page that you can check out by clicking on his name, or you can check out the page on my website that has that great picture of the two of us at a radio promotion I was attending with Tiffany .他有一个伟大的网页，您可以检查出来按一下他的名字，或者您也可以检查出来的网页在我的网站上已经有了很大的照片，我们两人在一个电台促进我出席与蒂凡尼 。
My grandmother would be so disappointed.我的祖母会这么失望。 Unclemonkeyboi brought home a couple of garter snakes from the pet store yesterday. unclemonkeyboi带回家一对夫妇的吊袜带毒蛇从宠物商店昨天。 He’s spent the last 24 hours reading everything he could find on the internet about what they should eat and when.他的用过去的24小时，读一切他能找到在互联网上什么，他们应该吃的时候。 He’s redesigned their vivarium at least three times.他的重新设计其vivarium至少3倍。 I have a great picture of him with Zipper on his lap, both staring intently at the cage.我有一个很大的图片，他与拉链对他的膝盖，无论是凝视整合在笼。 
I found them sitting like that when I woke up and stumbled into the living room.我发现他们坐在一样，当我醒来时和偶然进入客厅。 Anyway, I found this website tonight I thought was pretty cool.无论如何，我发现这个网站，今晚我还以为是很酷。 Some guys that go out looking for all the different species of snakes they can find.一些球员走出去寻找所有不同种类的蛇，他们可以找到。 Many they show on the website came from places I regularly haunt, like Lake Berryessa, and elsewhere in the Sacramento Valley.许多结果显示，该网站上，来自地方i定期困扰，像湖berryessa ，和其他地方在萨克拉门托河谷。 Cool.凉爽的。 Check em out at:检查在列于：
Snake Guys . 蛇的家伙 。
… cover the drain of the sink containing the garbage disposal. …涵盖流失，在水槽中载有垃圾处理。 Apparently there is a little tiny hole on the face plate in which the cat can ensnare a toe and get trapped… causing you to have to sedate the cat with benadryl (which she will undoubtedly bite into and consequently begin foaming at the mouth) while you disassemble the garbage disposal, and finally resort to having to apply force to remove the cat.显然是有一点小小的洞，面对板在该猫可以ensnare的一个脚趾头，并获得被困…导致您有sedate猫与benadryl （她无疑会咬成，并因此开始在发泡口） ，而你拆卸垃圾处理，并最终诉诸不必使用武力，以消除猫。
A missing claw, two dislocated toe joints, five cat bites, one hysterical mother, nine hours and $400 later, Zipper has been poked, prodded, drugged, splinted and is finally resting comfortably in the bathroom that is her home for the next week.一名失踪爪，二趾关节脱位，五猫咬伤，一歇斯底里的母亲， 9个小时和400元，后来，拉链已poked ， prodded ，麻醉， splinted是最后的休息舒适的浴室这是她家为下周。
Zipper’s daddy is going to lie down for a little while.拉链的爸爸是去躺下了一会儿。
Did I mention that the name brand of the disposal in question is the “Sinkmaster Bone Crusher?”我提到名牌的处置问题，是“ sinkmaster骨破碎机” ？
