Dec 05 12月 5 日
I’m totally stealing borrowing this from Avitable proud of coming up with this idea completely on my own without anyone’s help whatsoever.我完全窃取借款，这从avitable感到自豪，未来与这个想法完全是我自己没有任何人的帮助下什么。
I’ve grabbed the following questionnaire from one of the millions that seem to circulate around myspace, and for your entertainment (or not) I’m posting it here.我已经抓住以下问卷，从其中的数百万人似乎散发左右MySpace上，并为您的娱乐（或不）我张贴在这里。
1. 1 。 Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? 谁是最后一人的异性，你摆在床上呢？
I didn’t happen to catch that dead hooker’s name.我并没有发生，要赶上这死胡克尔的名称。 I won’t even bother looking it up until she’s been missing long enough to claim her life insurance.我不会，甚至懒得看它，直到她的失踪了足够长的要求，她的人寿保险。 I hope that’s soon, since my budget really doesn’t have room in it for any more Oust.我希望的尽快，因为我的预算，实在没有空间，在它的任何更多的下台。
2. 2 。 Where was the last place you went out to eat? 那里是最后的地方，你出去吃？
Why?为什么？ Is it missing?它是失踪呢？ I would think it would be kind of hard to steal a Caspar’s Hot Dogs.我想这将是种难以窃取卡斯帕的热狗。 Something tells me that the Highway Patrol would likely notice it bouncing down the freeway.东西告诉我，公路巡逻，可能会注意到它弹跳下来高速公路。 Ok.好的。 Maybe not.也许不会。
3. 3 。 What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? 什么是最后酒精饮料，你消耗呢？
I have an IV bag connected to naso-gastral tube that keeps me in a constant supply of dirty martinis.我有一个四袋连接到鼻管消化器官不断我在不断的供应，肮脏的martinis 。 It’s hell when the olives get stuck.它的地狱时，橄榄卡住。
4. 4 。 Which do you prefer - eyes or lips? 你喜欢哪-眼睛或嘴唇？
Depends on whether you prepare them with garlic or in a red wine reduction.视乎你是否作好准备，他们与大蒜或在某红酒减少。
5. 5 。 Medicine, fine arts, or law? 医学，美术或法律？
Does a soul-crushing government job designing websites that no one ever sees to display data that no one understands count as a fine art?没有灵魂的碎冰政府工作设计的网站，没有人看到的数据显示，没有人理解计数作为一个美术？
6. 6 。 Best kind of pizza? 最好的种比萨饼？
Fried Bologna, Bleu Cheese and Anchovies.油炸博洛尼亚，而成的奶酪和凤尾鱼。 I call it the “Breath Buster.”我称之为“呼气克星” 。
7. 7 。 Is your bedroom window open? 是您的卧室窗口打开？
There are no windows in my bedroom.有没有窗户，在我的卧室。 Makes it harder for neighbors to hear the screams of dying hookers.使得它更难的邻居听到尖叫死亡hookers 。
8. 8 。 What is in store for your future? 什么是在商店为您的未来？
A 5 X 9 cell in a mental institution, a gallon of anal lube, and the latest viral video entitled, “Three Guys and a Champagne Bottle.” 5 × 9细胞在精神病院，一加仑的肛门润滑油，以及最新的病毒视频题为“三个家伙和香槟瓶” 。
9. 9 。 Who was the last band you saw live? 谁是最后带您看到生活？
I’ve let them all live.我已经让他们的所有生活。 I’ve got a soft spot for musicians.我有自己的软现货音乐家。
10. 10 。 Do you take care of your friends while they are sick? 你照顾你的朋友，而他们是生病了怎么办？
Sure.当然。 My other nickname is Dr. Kevorkian.我的其他昵称是博士克沃基安。 Can I make you some soup?我可以让你一些汤？
11. 11 。 What is your favorite soda? 什么是您最喜爱的苏打水？
Peach Fresca.桃fresca 。 There’s no joke here.有没有在这里的笑话。 It’s delish!它的delish ！
12. 12 。 How many songs are on your iTunes? 有多少歌曲是对您的iTunes呢？
All of them.所有这些。 Every single one.每一个。
13. 13 。 When was the last time you purchased something over $500? 当是最后的时间您购买的东西超过500元呢？
I’ve never purchased $500.我从来没有购买的500元。 What’s the price?什么样的代价？ I may be interested.我可能有兴趣。
14. 14 。 Where is the last place you drove to? 那里是最后的地方，你驱车前往呢？
Don’t you know anything about gay people?你不知道什么同性恋的人呢？ I don’t drive, I have fairy wings.我不驱动器，我有童话的翅膀。
16. 16 。 Any historical figures that you envy? 任何历史人物，您羡慕呢？
Freud.弗洛伊德。 I hear he had a HUGE penis.我听到他产生了巨大的阴茎。
17. 17 。 What brand of digital camera do you own? 什么品牌的数码相机，你自己呢？
I own nothing.我拥有什么。 I borrow everything. i借用一切。 Hey, you have a digital camera?嘿，你有一个数码相机呢？
18. 18 。 When was the last time you got a good workout? 当是最后的时间你有一个很好的锻炼？
Does wrestling a dead hooker back onto the bed count?是否摔跤死胡克尔回到床上计数？
19. 19 。 If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? 如果您需要一个新的牛仔裤，什么商店，你去第一？
The store I left my pants in, silly.商店，我离开我的裤子在，愚蠢的。
21. 21 。 What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night? 是什么，你做在下午11点59分就周一晚？
A dead hooker.死胡克尔。
22. 22 。 Are you a quitter? 你是quitter ？
I’m bored by this question.我很无聊，由这个问题。 I give up.我给了。
23. 23 。 Who was the last person you had in your house? 谁是最后一人，你在你的房子？
Some detective.一些侦探。 I didn’t get his name.我没有他的名字。 He said he’d be back, though.他说，他要回来，虽然。 I’ll ask him then.我会问他，然后。
24. 24 。 Can you speak another language? 你能说另一种语言？
Akumbe. akumbe 。 Zork baristical copsy. zork baristical copsy 。 Lharpda bumjo payewk marfki. lharpda bumjo payewk marfki 。
25. 25 。 How about you put your legs behind your head? 如何你把你的腿后面在你的头上呢？
How about you play a lovely game of hide and go fuck yourself?如何发挥你一个可爱的游戏，捉迷藏去他妈的您自己？
26. 26 。 When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence? 当是您最后一次去跳舞，而影响下？
If I’m dancing, I’m under the influence.如果我跳舞，我的影响下。
27. 27 。 Nickname? 昵称吗？
Handsome Harry Hungwell英俊哈利hungwell
28. 28 。 Describe what you are wearing in detail? 描述您的穿着，详细？
This old thing?这种旧的东西呢？ It’s just a little something I picked up from a hooker friend of mine.这只是一个小我拾起从胡克尔的朋友排雷。
29. 29 。 What do you think about people who party a lot? 您怎么看的人谁党了很多？
I think they need to start inviting me to parties.我认为他们需要开始邀请我党派。
30. 30 。 Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 是否谈论性让你不舒服？
No, but this thong and ball gag does.没有，但是这通和球的gag是否。
31. 31 。 Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister? 你是一对这些人谁obsesses超过霍利斯特？
Who obsesses over Hollister?谁obsesses超过霍利斯特？ Have you ever been there?您是否曾经有？ It’sa tiny shit hole-in-the-wall cow town NOWHERE near a beach.这是微小的shit外围孔，在该墙镇奶牛无处海滩附近。 And there aren’t any hookers there.有没有任何hookers 。
32. 32 。 What was the last CD you purchased? 什么是最后的CD您购买的呢？
I steal everything I own. i ，窃取我所拥有的一切。
33. 33 。 What are two bands or singers that you will always love? 什么是2阶或歌手，你会永远爱呢？
Michael Bolton and Insane Clown Posse.迈克尔波顿和疯狂小丑波塞。 I’m waiting for them to tour together.我等待他们一起游览。
34. 34 。 What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of? 什么的七致命的捷联惯导系统，你是否有罪？
If they were deadly, I wouldn’t be sitting here answering this silly questionnaire, would I?如果他们致命的，我就不会坐在这里回答这个愚蠢的问卷调查，我会吗？
35. 35 。 Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were? 你刚才已经向Google的七个致命的捷联惯导系统，看看有什么他们？
Of course not.当然不是。 I have them tattooed on my thigh in a really beautiful floral script.我有他们的纹身对我的大腿在一个真正美丽的花脚本。
36. 36 。 Where is your favorite place to get coffee? 那里是你最喜欢的地方得到的咖啡呢？
The tallest mountain in Nicaragua.最高的山在尼加拉瓜。 It’sa bitch running the extension cord up there, though.这是荡妇运行延长线在那里，虽然。
37. 37 。 Have you ever been offered a job? 您是否曾经提供了工作呢？
No, I have always sought them out.没有，我一直要求他们离开。
38. 38 。 Have you ever stolen anything off of a road? 您是否曾经被盗过任何一条道路的呢？
I wouldn’t call my roadkill collection stealing so much as recycling.我不会要求我roadkill收集窃取了这么多，作为循环再造。
39. 39 。 When was the last time you dyed your hair? 当是您最后一次染你的头发？
My hair has been dyed so much that my natural color surrendered.我的头发已经染了这么多，我国天然彩色投降。
40. 40 。 Who was the last person you rode in a car with? 谁是最后一人，你乘坐在一辆车？
I’ve already told you to stop asking me about the hooker.我已经告诉你，停止问我关于胡克尔。 I’m not going to answer any more questions about her.我不打算回答任何问题，更对她的。
41. 41 。 Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? 你吻有人在过去的2周？
No, but I’ve given 637 blowjobs.没有，但我已经给637 blowjobs 。 It’s been a slow month.这是一个缓慢的一个月。
42. 42 。 Miss someone? 有人错过呢？
Yes, but my aim is getting better.是的，但我的目标是越来越好。
44. 44 。 Is there someone you want to fight? 是有人有您想要的斗争？
No, but I can think of a few that I’d like to wrestle.没有，但我可以想到的数，我想要角力。
Do you have a question for Jester? 你有一个问题，为弄臣？ Leave it in the comments section or drop him a line . 将它留在评论部分或下降，他的一条线 。 No question goes unanswered. 毫无疑问，去解答。
