Time for another arousing round of Friday Hotness!时间又引起一轮的周五暑热！
My crazy co-worker said something interesting to me yesterday.我疯了合作，工人说了一些有趣的，我昨天。
CCW: I often wonder about this woman.特定常规武器公约：我常常怀疑这名妇女。
Jester: What woman is that?弄臣：什么女人是什么？
CCW: This woman.特定常规武器公约：这名妇女。
She turned her computer screen around to reveal her desktop background, a photo of her husband.她打开她的电脑屏幕上靠近透露她的桌面背景，照片，她的丈夫。
Jester: Your husband is the woman you wonder about?弄臣：您的丈夫是该名女子，你想知道吗？
CCW: No!特定常规武器公约：不！ This woman!这女人！
She pointed to a blonde lady who appeared to be giggling over a glass of wine in the background of the photo.她指出，一个金发夫人谁似乎是嬉笑超过一杯酒，在背景的照片。
CCW: I wonder why she’s so tickled…特定常规武器公约：我不知道她为什么这么tickled …
Jester: That’s probably her third glass of wine.弄臣：这可能是她的第三鸡尾酒。
It suddenly struck me that I myself am in the background of a staggering number (millions?) of photographs.突然击中了我，我本人在背景中一个惊人的数目（百万）的照片。 Just in my everyday life, I probably encounter at least one person taking photos in my general direction.刚才我在日常生活中，我可能会遇到至少一人拍照，在我的大方向。 On a day I go to San Francisco or near campus in Berkeley, that number probably increases ten-fold.就一天我去旧金山或附近的校园在伯克利分校，这个数字可能增加10倍。
How many of these people get home and upload their pictures, or return from the one-hour photo place only to wonder “Who is that guy who has just spilled something on the front of his shirt?”有多少，这些人回家，并上传自己的图片，或返回从一个小时的照片的地方，只是不知道“谁是谁家伙刚刚溢出的东西在前面，他恤” ？
Consider the number of cameras that appear at any gig that I perform at with one of the three bands I currently sing with, or the dozens of bands I have performed with in the past.考虑人数相机出现在任何演出，我表演与其中的三个波段我现在唱，或几十个带我已与在过去的。 I’m in wedding photos, reception photos, retirement and birthday party photos.我在婚礼照片，照片的接待，退休及生日派对的照片。 There are pictures of me performing at civic block parties, the lake, county fairs, motorcycle rallies, and nightclubs.有照片，我在表演公民座各方，湖，县交易会，摩托车集会，和夜总会。
There is also the “Asian Tourist Factor.” I don’t know why, whether it’s the fact that I’m 6′2″ and over 250 pounds, the giant mane of (usually) blonde hair, the nose and ear rings, or my impeccable sense of style (as if!), or the combination of all the above, but if there is a group of Chinese or Japanese tourists around, I am suddenly as rare a sighting as a panda in the wild.此外，还有“亚洲旅游的因素。 ”我不知道为什么，不管它是事实，即我6'2 “和超过250磅，巨人的鬃毛的（通常）金色的头发，鼻子和耳朵戒指，或我是完美无瑕的责任感，作风（如！ ） ，或结合上述所有，但如果有一组中国或日本游客靠近，我突然难得一发现作为一个熊猫在野生环境。
I am accosted and asked if I “take picture” with them, and I of course agree.我accosted ，并问我是否“采取图片”与他们，我当然同意。 Twenty tiny black-haired smiling people gather around me in a masterfully choreographed dance of poses while a friend fires off the camera flash at a rate that triggers seizures in the epileptic lady who is just trying to buy a box of jellybeans at the counter. 20细小的黑色长发面带微笑的人聚集在我身边的一masterfully编舞的舞蹈构成，而朋友火灾关闭照相机闪光灯在利率触发的缉获量在癫痫发作夫人谁是只是想购买一箱jellybeans在柜台。 They are always very gracious, and leave me standing there trying to remember why I had gone into the store in the first place.他们总是非常亲切，留下我站在那里试图记得，所以我已经到商店摆在首位。
And now I have to wonder how many of those pictures have been passed around in vacation albums, or shown as a slide show in homes all over the Far East.现在我要不知有多少，这些照片已获得通过，大约在休假的相册，或表现出作为一个幻灯片放映在家里所有超过远东。 In how many of those photos am I mid-sneeze or mid-laugh when my face is all screwed up and my mouth is open wide enough that you can count my fillings?在多少这些照片我中打喷嚏或中旬，笑时，我面对的是所有的螺丝和我的嘴巴是开放性不够你可以指望我补？ Did someone catch me picking my nose or adjusting a boxer wedgie?当时有人追上我采摘我的鼻子或调整一名拳击手。 wedgie ？ Was I bending over and showing my coin slot?是我弯曲并显示我的硬币槽？
Am I some crazy famous celebrity in Hong Kong with my face on dozens of products like Lychee Cricket Snacks, Zap Boom Bang Laundry Soap, or even hopefully, on Biggun’s X-tra large condoms?我有些疯狂的著名的名人在香港与我的脸了几十种产品，如荔枝板球小吃， zap繁荣邦洗衣肥皂，或什至希望，就biggun的X茶大避孕套？
It’s entirely possible that there’sa big fat royalty check floating around out there just waiting on me to fly to Shanghai and collect it.这是完全有可能有大发的专营权费检查浮动左右，有刚刚在等待我将前往上海和收集。
At this point, I think it’s about damn time you people start showing me some respect and honor, because by my estimates,I’ve been photographed more than Britney Spears.在这一点上，我认为它的约可恶的时间，你的人开始显示我的一些尊重和荣誉，因为我的估计，我已经拍了多Britney Spears的。
That must make me fucking famous, right?必须使我他妈的著名的，对不对？
It was supposed to be all about you dear readers and listeners calling in and asking me questions, lobbing insults, telling me how wonderful and entertaining I am.这是假定全部约你亲爱的读者和听众的要求，并在问我问题， lobbing侮辱，告诉我如何美妙和娱乐我。
Instead, it was a lot of discussion about the state of blogosphere in general, fundamentalists on Miss Britt ’s site, the fact they are scared to visit Avitable , and the revelation that Snackiepoo often masturbates at work and has learned that she can type “stewardesses” with only one hand.相反，它是一个有很多讨论有关国家的博客在一般，原教旨主义对小姐布里特奇摩网站，其实他们是害怕访问avitable ，和启示snackiepoo往往masturbates工作，并已据悉，她可以键入“空姐“ ，只有一方面。
So it was a typical show.因此，这是一个典型的显示。
Check it out here:签出在这里：
Tune in next week when my guest is the wonderful Howard from TheWebPen.Net in a post-chemotherapy stupor.调在下周当我的客户是美好的霍华德从thewebpen.net ，在化疗后昏迷。
I saw this over at Avitable ’s place.我看到这超过在avitable奇摩的地方。 He done stole it from Whall.他这样做，偷走它从whall 。 Who got it from who knows where.谁得到它从谁知道那里。
I plugged in every word I’ve typed here on Jestertunes, minus most of the code. i堵塞，在每一个字我已经在这里键入jestertunes ，再减去大部分的代码。 (some snuck in. Whatever, I’m not so OCD that I have to take it out.) （一些snuck英寸无论如何，我不会强迫症，所以，我必须采取出来） 。
Click to embiggen and/or make your own.单击以embiggen和/或作出自己的。
There will be a show tonight at 7pm PDT.会有一个显示今晚至晚上七时在太平洋夏令时间。 You can find a link to the show in the left sidebar where it says “Next Show:”你可以找到一个连接到显示在左边的工具栏那里说： “下次显示： ”
There’s no featured guest tonight, but instead, in honor of Blog Reader Appreciation Week, I’m gonna let you all have the floor… ask me any questions you want.有没有特写客户今晚，而是在荣誉的博客读者赞赏周，我在哪里，让大家有楼…问我任何问题，您想要的。 Have something you’ve been dying to know about?有一些你已经死知道吗？ Have an insult you want to hurl my way?有一种侮辱，你想投掷我的方式？
Bring it on!它带来的对！
See you all tonight at 7pm on TalkShoe !看到你的所有今晚在晚上七时talkshoe ！
