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Courtesy of Fox News.礼貌福克斯新闻。 Who else?还有谁呢？
Ewok!? ewok ！ ？
He/She/It!?他/她/它！ ？
WHAT!!?!?什么!!?!?
I love when conservative media outlets:我爱时，保守的媒体地点：
1. 1 。 Complain about how liberal the media is.抱怨如何自由媒体。 We here this all the time; except if the media were liberal, it would not be something they’d be reporting.我们在这里的所有时间;除外，如果媒体自由，它不会被一些他们想要得到的报告。 The louder you hear this complaint, the bigger the voice you know conservatives have.该呼声您听到的这宗投诉，更大的声音，你知道保守派。
2. 2 。 Complain about how much media coverage something is getting.抱怨有多少媒体报道的东西越来越。 This makes me want to poke at things with a sharp stick.这使我想要的东西戳在一个尖锐的坚持。
kristy’s last blog post… Ping! kristy的最后的博客帖子… 平！ Ping! 平！ pa-Ping! 坝平！
I love that the ewok bitch on the right is there to give some sort of expert(?) commentary, but instead she keeps asking questions about it because she seems to knows nothing about the story.我爱说， ewok荡妇上的权利是有给予某种形式的专家（ ？ ）的评注，而是她不断询问，因为她似乎知道什么故事。
othurme ’s last blog post… This Just In! othurme '最后的博客帖子… 这只是在！ The National Debt Has Just Been Paid Off! 国家债务刚刚支付起飞！
It’s FOX News!它的福克斯新闻！ You were expecting thoughtful commentary and civility from FOX News?!?你期待有见地的评论和文明从福克斯新闻？ ！ ？
When the stupid whore on the panel suggested that pregnancy makes you want to kill yourself at months 7-9… then said she hopes the pregnant man does so… I think it pretty much tells you everything you need to know.当愚蠢的妓女就事务委员会建议，怀孕使你想要杀害自己在7-9个月…然后说，她希望怀孕的男子这样做… …我认为这非常可以告诉您所有您需要知道。
kristy - I have a few places in mind that you can start poking with that stick. kristy -我有一个少数地方记住，您可以开始撬拨与坚持。
othurme - Right, who is she and why is she allowed to be on TV? othurme -的权利，谁是她，为什么她可以上电视？ I should be on tv… but then again I guess I don’t say stupid shit like that to make a compelling show.我要上电视… …但，然后再次我猜我不说，愚蠢的shit外围一样，作出令人信服的说明。
Dave2 - It’s one thing to present a biased news report… it’s quite another to present a commentary that does everything but use the word “faggot.” It was sort of the unspoken epithet in the air. dave2 -它的一件事，以目前偏颇的新闻报道… …它的另一回事，目前的一篇评论，但这一切，但使用W ord“ f aggot”这是一种潜e pithet在空气中。
A carnival??嘉年华会吗？
A fucking CARNIVAL?? 1他妈的嘉年华吗？
Oh.哦。 My.我的。 God.上帝。
Miss Britt ’s last blog post… All roads lead to Karaoke 小姐布里特 '最后的博客帖子… 所有道路，导致卡拉OK
Miss Britt wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 6:09 pm 小姐布里特写就2008年4月10日在下午6时09分
Miss Britt - Thank you for feeling my apoplexia. 小姐布里特 -谢谢你的感觉我的中风。
To start off, all of you are morons!!!开始起飞，所有你是低能！ Imagine a man thinks he is a woman, and women who don’t know who the hell they are!!!试想，一名男子认为他是一名女子，和妇女谁不知道谁是地狱，他们是！ Who would name themselves “jestertunes”?谁的名义，将自己是“ jestertunes ” ？ That sounds just like a Faggot to me.这听起来就像一个faggot给我。 Are you guys fagotts?是你们fagotts ？ What went wrong with all of you?什么地方不对所有的你呢？ Did your Mother feed you没有你的母亲饲料你
sour milk and it affected your brains?酸奶和它影响到您的脑筋呢？ Go see a clinic and get your head turn on right!!!去看一间诊所和得到你的头上，从而对权利！ I我
cannot believe that my browesr would even remotely jump to a site where a bunch of fagotts trying to wear women’s thongs!!!不能相信我的browesr ，甚至会远程跳转到一个网站一群fagotts试图穿妇女的thongs ！ Please spare me all of this cottage cheese!!!请备件我这一切，平房奶酪！
StreekEagle wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 8:13 pm streekeagle写就2008年4月10日在下午8时13分
I’ll be honest - he/she does freak me out a bit, though.我将诚实-他/她是否怪胎我出了一点，虽然。 But this was pretty fucking offensive.不过，这是相当他妈的进攻。
Avitable ’s last blog post… The Sound of One Hand Fapping avitable '最后的博客帖子… 的声音，一方面fapping
StreekEagle - We’re the morons? streekeagle -我们是低能？ You can’t write a coherent sentence.你不能写连贯的句子。 Also, your browser didn’t somehow find its way to my site.此外，您的浏览器没有找到某种方式在我的网站。 You typed my address into the browser address bar while sitting at the Kinkos.您所输入我的地址到浏览器地址栏中，而坐在在kinkos 。 You knew where you were going and what you were going to see when you got there.您知道您准备什么，你将会看到，当你得到有。 Better head home… I believe your mommy needs you to breastfeed.更好地回家… …我相信您的妈妈，您需要母乳。
Avitable - Everyone feels a bit uncomfortable when confronted by something that isn’t quite the “norm.” However, “freakshow” and “carnival” and “ewok” etc is way over the line. avitable -每个人都觉得有点不舒服时，面对的东西是不太“规范” ，但“ f reakshow”和“嘉年华”和“ e wok”等方式，是该行。
Jester - well I never got sour milk b/c I was allergic so I’m not sure how I got to be a old faggot and I’m not sure how my browser jumped here, I’ll have to see if it’sa big old faggot too!弄臣-以及我从来没有得到酸奶的B / c本人是过敏，所以我不知道我如何到了一个旧f aggot和我不知道如何我的浏览器到这里，我可以看到，如果这是大旧faggot太！
As to the situation at hand.以情况在手。 Yeah, it’s different and certainly not the norm, however, the ugly terms being bandied about are truly disgusting.是啊，它的不同，当然不是规范，但是，丑陋的条款被bandied约是真正的丑恶。
Chris’s last blog post… 13 Ways to Get Yourself Fired 克里斯的最后的博客帖子… 13的方法来得到自己发射
Ewww! ewww ！ You subjected me to FOX!您受到以我之狐！ My CNN ears are bleeding now!我国有线电视新闻网的耳朵流血，现在！ I’m going to lose my status in the Anderson Cooper fan club!我要失去我的状态在安德森库珀歌迷俱乐部！ I don’t mind the pregger person.我不介意该pregger人。 But homegrown insemination?但国产人工授精？ A freaking turkey baster?一再用土耳其baster ？ Double ick.双ick 。 And those Fox idiots make me sick.和那些狐狸白痴，使我生病。
Winter’s last blog post… Loves Fab’s Fisting and Matt’s Meat 冬天的最后的博客帖子… 爱晶圆厂的fisting和马特的肉类
Chris - I wasn’t breastfed.克里斯-我不是母乳喂养。 The Fagz haz ur browzerz!该fagz HAZ的乌拉圭回合browzerz ！
Winter - Lots of people have used the turkey baster method for insemination at home.冬季-有很多人利用土耳其b aster方法人工授精在家里。 The way I see it, it is her body, her decision to have a child.的方式在我看来，这是她的尸体，她的决定有一个孩子。 Her decision to legally change her gender.她决定在法律上改变她的性别。 (I use “her” simply because I think we can all agree that by deciding to retain her female reproductive organs and carry a child it’s fair to use that pronoun.) I don’t really see it as being any different than a transgendered person having the surgery sometime after having children. （我用“她”仅仅因为我觉得我们可以大家都同意，决定保留她的女性生殖机关和携带儿童，它的公平使用的代名词。 ）我真的不认为这是没有任何不同的比变性人手术后一段时间有子女。 It happens more often than you may realize.它更经常发生的比你可能实现的。
Ooops, my browswer just accidentally popped over to a post that might have keywords in it like “bigger carnival transgender poking me with a stick” too. ooops ，我browswer只是意外出现超过一个职位可能有关键字，它像“更大的嘉年华会变性撬拨我与大棒” 。 Stupid computer!愚蠢的电脑！
othurme ’s last blog post… This Just In! othurme '最后的博客帖子… 这只是在！ The National Debt Has Just Been Paid Off! 国家债务刚刚支付起飞！
I can’t believe people still watch that “news” channel over there.我不能相信仍有人观赏“新闻”频道在那里。 GAWD! gawd ！
DaDuck’s last blog post… To The Pain daduck的最后的博客帖子… … 以疼痛
DaDuck - I can believe that people still watch it. daduck -我可以相信，人们还观赏它。 (How long has Jerry Springer been on the air?) What I can’t believe is that people still refer to it as News. （有多久杰里斯普林格一直对空气？ ）什么，我不能相信的是，人们仍然把它作为新闻。
I couldn’t watch it all.我不能看这一切。
I got up to 1:40 and had to replay the next 5 seconds over and over and over.我得到最多1时40分，并已重放未来5秒以上及以上及以上。 Someone please tell me she didn’t say, “cause this is gooky, this is totally gooky.” Fruedian slip?有人请告诉我，她不说， “事业，这是gooky ，这是完全gooky ” 。 fruedian支路？ Meant to say goofy?意思是说疯疯癫癫的？ Oo面向对象
Like I said I didn’t watch the whole thing, but the guy introducing the segment was doing a great impression of what I imagine a walking, talking penis would be like in real life.就像我说我不看整个事情，但家伙介绍部分是做一个伟大的印象，我想象散步，谈的阴茎会一样，在现实生活中。
Of course the press is going to say “pregnant man.” Oxymoron or not, it’sa more sensational headline, and will get more attention.当然，新闻是会说： “怀孕的男子” 。矛盾或不，这是更耸人听闻的标题，并会得到更多的关注。 That’s how the media rolls.这是媒体如何卷。 The dick on the news, should already know that.本迪克对新闻，应该已经知道这一点。
Thanks for posting this.感谢发布此。
Effigy’s last blog post… Ad Libs: Night Before Christmas effigy的最后的博客帖子… 广告库：夜间在圣诞节前
Effigy - Welcome! effigy -欢迎您！ Yes, she says “gooky” That’s not the worst thing said in the clip, either.是的，她说： “ gooky ”这不是最糟糕的事说，在剪辑显示，无论是。 It’s just one person spouting something worse than the person right before them.这只是一人喷的东西不如人的权利，在它们之前。 It’s sad.这是一件悲伤的事情。
Thanks, Jester.感谢，弄臣。 
And thank you for the confirmation on what she said.并感谢您的确认对她说什么。 Will watch the whole thing eventually.将观赏整个事情最终。 Right now the brief 2 minutes I saw was more than enough to confirm what idiots they were for me, lol.现在简短的2分钟，我看到是够多，以确认什么白痴，他们对我来说， lol 。
Also, I can’t remember how the heck I ended up here.此外，我不记得如何赫克我在这里。 I swear I was just clicking through interesting titles via blogrush, but I don’t see a widget anywhere.我发誓，我只是点击通过有趣的标题通过blogrush ，但我没有看到任何地方的小装置。 I’m beginning to think StreekEagle is on to something with this mysterious browser jumping.我开始觉得streekeagle是对一些与这个神秘的浏览器跳跃。 
Effigy’s last blog post… Ad Libs: Night Before Christmas effigy的最后的博客帖子… 广告库：夜间在圣诞节前
Fox news is Satan’s Porn.福克斯新闻是撒旦的色情。 if you believe in Satan.如果您认为在撒旦。 If you don’t, then Pat Robertson works just as well.如果你不这样做，然后帕特罗伯逊工程一样。
Mel-O-Drama’s last blog post… missing person 梅尔-邻戏剧的最后的博客帖子… 失踪者
Mel-O-Drama wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 7:42 am 梅尔-邻戏剧写就2008年4月11日在上午07时42分
Mel - I don’t believe in Pat Robertson.梅尔-我不相信在帕特罗伯逊。
I do think the issue is a complicated one… that being said, WTF are these anchor idiots thinking?我确实认为，问题是一个复杂的…说了这番话之后， wtf这些锚白痴在想什么？ Jesus, that’s offensive and down right mean.耶稣，认为的进攻和向下的权利的意思。
Liz’s last blog post… Desperately Seeking Blogger ： Liz的最后的博客帖子… 拼命寻求的Blogger
If you ask me, there wasn’ta person on that clip, except maybe Oprah, and then I’m not sure because I don’t really watch her (I do admire her business sense) that wasn’t totally fucked up.如果你问我，不是对人说，剪辑，可能除了欧普拉，然后我不知道，因为我真的不看她（我佩服她的商业触觉） ，这是不完全fucked 。 Do I think Transgendered people deserve to have children?我认为变性人，应该有孩子吗？ of course.当然。 But if I were a pregnant “man”, I don’t know that I’d go on TV with it.但如果我是一名怀孕的“人” ，我不知道我要到电视上与它。 It’s her business if she has an intact vagina.这是她的生意，如果她有一个完整的阴道。 I was relieved to hear that her hormones are at normal levels.我是松一口气听到她的荷尔蒙是在正常水平。 I worry about the baby’s future when the kids at school learn about her mother-father (two parents of the same gender is easier for me to swallow. not literally. eew.) And I’m sorry, I don’t think I have ever met a man who wants to be pregnant.我担心孩子的未来时，孩子们在学校了解她的母亲-父亲（二家长同一性别的是比较容易，我吞下。不是字面上。 eew ）和我很抱歉，我不认为我曾见到一名男子谁想要怀孕。 In theory, maybe, but being able to become pregnant, in my definition, makes you a woman.在理论上，也许，但能够成为怀孕，在我的定义，让你一女。 Unless you are a seahorse.除非你是海马。
The commentators?该评论？ I wanted to slap the gooky cow.我想打了gooky奶牛。 She is a complete ass, and the men were to busy making fun of each other to pay much attention to them.她是一个完整的驴，和两名男子被繁忙的玩笑对方重视他们。
ginamonster ’s last blog post… Another Derby HNT ginamonster '最后的博客帖子… 另一个德比hnt
ginamonster wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 6:30 pm ginamonster写就2008年4月11日下午6时30分
Ok well I didn’t watch the whole thing, just like I don’t watch fox news.确定好，我并没有观看整个事情，就像我不看福克斯新闻。 I’ve read about this story on another blog and I feel horrible that people are being so insensitive about this.我已阅读关于这个故事对另一博客和我觉得可怕的，人是如此敏感的这个问题。
Yes, it’s weird but they just wanted a baby, a biological child of their own.是的，它的怪异，但他们只是想要一个婴儿，一个生物的孩子自己。 I come from some backwoods areas but luckily I was able to keep a pretty open mind about issues.我来自一些backwoods地区，但很幸运，我能够保持相当开明的态度有关的问题。
Anyway.总之。 Ignorant people only piss us brilliant ones off.无知的人只小便我们辉煌的小康。
At least he is so eloquent.至少他是如此雄辩的。 Not.不。 Come on, spit it out - he is falling all over his words.来吧，吐出了-他是属于所有超过他的话。 Dickhead. dickhead 。
Kate1976’s last blog post… Let’s go to the movies? kate1976的最后的博客帖子… 让我们去看电影？
Kate1976 - I wish he would lose his job. kate1976 -我想他会失去他的工作。 That won’t happen on Fox News.这不会发生对福克斯新闻。
i am not a fan of suing just for the sake of suing, but fox really deserves to be slapped with some kind of legal ramifications for airing this so called news program.我不是一个范起诉，只是为了起诉，但福克斯真正不愧为掌掴与某种形式的法律后果，为广开言路，这个所谓的新闻节目。 that was beyond terrible.这是以后的可怕。
hello haha narf’s last blog post… CONTEST!! 您好haha narf的最后的博客帖子… 竞赛！
hello haha narf wrote on April 15th, 2008 at 2:40 am 您好haha narf写就2008年4月15日在上午02时40分
hello - Yeah.您好-嗯。 Where’s the FCC and the Nipplegate watchdogs when this trash is airing?那里的扑灭罪行委员会和nipplegate看门狗时，这个垃圾桶是广开言路？
