Welcome to Jestertunes!欢迎jestertunes ! If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed .如果您新在这里,您可能会想要订阅我的RSS馈送 。 Feel free to leave a comment, read through the archives, and enjoy yourself.觉得自由地离开评论,通读档案,并享受自己。 See you again real soon!再次看到你真正的尽快!
- Remember when I used to write little stories and funny anecdotes here?记得当我用写小故事和有趣的故事在这里出现? No?没有? Me either, apparently.我不是,显然。
- I need to learn to write a post before I go out and read everyone else’s blog or the news.我需要去学习撰写文章之前,我走出去,并宣读了其他所有人的博客或新闻。 Especially the news, because invariably I read about some shit that pisses me off and so I must write about it here, and well there goes the funny.尤其是新闻,因为往往是我看过的一些shit外围认为pisses我小康,所以我必须写在这里,而且有云:有趣的。
- I also end up reading some stupid comment on a favorite blog that makes me want to crawl through the computer and throttle somebody.我也结束了读一些愚蠢的评论对喜爱的博客,这让我要检索的通过计算机和油门有人。
- America should not be thankful for all the “jobs that Wal-Mart creates” you ignorant fucktard.美国不应该感谢所有“的职位,沃尔玛创造了”你无知fucktard 。 You know who should be thankful to Sam Walton and his cancerous growth of Mega Supersized blights on society?你知道是谁应该感谢山姆沃尔顿和他的癌细胞生长的大型超大型蒙受损失,对社会? China.中国。 That’s who.这是谁。 You know why all those jobs are necessary?你知道为什么所有这些工作是必要的呢? Because thanks to Wal-Mart there aren’t any decent manufacturing or engineering jobs left, as they’ve all been sent to, guess where?因为感谢沃尔玛有没有像样的制造业或工程工作离开,因为他们已全部被送往,猜在哪里? China.* Oh yeah, I’m sure your mom and dad are real happy about Wal-Mart coming in and making them close their cute store on Main Street.中国*噢,耶,我敢肯定你的爸爸妈妈是真正的开心,沃尔玛未来在使他们接近他们的可爱的店,主要街道。 They didn’t really need the freedom and sense of accomplishment of owning their own business.他们没有真正需要的自由和责任感,完成了拥有自己的业务。 I’m sure they are now quite happy to work for the store that put them out of business for 8 bucks an hour, no overtime, no benefits, and smells like a combination of floor wax, popcorn, old lady perfume and the bittersweet tears of the clinically depressed cashiers.我敢肯定,他们现在很乐意工作,为商店,把他们的业务为8雄鹿一小时,没有加班费,没有任何的好处,和气味像一个组合楼蜡,爆米花,老婆婆的香水和喜忧参半的眼泪对临床抑郁收银员。
- I’m sure if I work on it hard enough I can implicate Wal-Mart in several high-profile criminal acts from history.我敢肯定,如果我的工作就很难不够,我可以牵连沃尔玛在几个高姿态的犯罪行为,从历史中。 Wal-Mart was behind 9/11, Watergate, Monica-Gate (you just KNOW that ugly polyblend blue dress was a Wal-Mart special), and I’m pretty sure Sam Walton was the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll.沃尔玛背后的9 / 11 ,水,莫尼卡门(你刚才知道,丑陋的共混蓝色工作服是沃尔玛特别) ,我相当肯定山姆沃尔顿是第二的射手草地knoll 。 Prove me wrong.证明我是错的。
- Sorry, I know many of you love him, but Christian from Project Runway is annoying enough to make ME consider committing a hate crime.很抱歉,我知道你们中许多人爱他,但基督教从项目的跑道是恼人的足以使我考虑犯下仇恨犯罪。
- I thought the SNL skit was hysterical , though.我以为在节目中的录像skit是歇斯底里 ,虽然。
- I was already amused by and attracted to Dave from Blogography before, but after Fab’s radio show on Sunday, I am now completely smitten.我已有趣和吸引戴夫从 blogography前,但后, 工厂的广播节目对周日,我现在完全smitten 。 Or twitterpated, which ever makes me seem less creepy and more desirable as a stalker.或twitterpated ,这都使我似乎少creepy和更可取,作为一个缠扰。
- Speaking of radio shows, I still need some people to sign up as special guests for The Jester Show !在谈到广播节目,但我仍需要一些人注册,作为特别嘉宾为弄臣显示 ! Next week Dan from DanNation will be on, and the following week the lovely Ginamonster will be joining me.下周丹从dannation会,以及随后一周可爱的ginamonster将加入我。 Who’s next?**谁的未来? **
- I know everyone wants me to get an earlier time slot on Wednesday nights for my BTR show.我知道大家都希望我得到一个较早的时段对周三夜为我的全钢载重子午线显示。 I can book an earlier “prime time” show now.我可以预订一早先的“黄金时间” ,显示现在。 I might do that now that American Idol is broadcasting just results shows on Wednesday night instead of all the girl performances.我可以这样做,现在美国偶像是广播只是结果表明,对周三夜而不是所有的女孩表演。 I’ll keep you posted.我将让你张贴。
- If you haven’t seen it yet, my top commenter and number one NorthEast Fruit Fly, Hellohahanarf has her very own blog now .如果你有没有看到它,但我最的评论和数量一东北果蝇, hellohahanarf有她很自己的博客现在。 You should totally check it out because she’s already got an amazing post up about how she came up with domain name .你应该完全检查出来,因为她已经得到一个了不起的邮政了有关她当初是如何与网域名称 。 By the way, you should totally hire her designer, cause I hear he can do some amazing things with Wordpress templates.由如此一来,您就应该完全聘请她的设计师,事业,我没有听到他可以做一些了不起的事情,与在WordPress的范本。
- I’m still too mad to write my own letter to that crazy bitch in Oklahoma that I wrote about over the weekend.我还是太疯狂写我自己的信中说,疯狂的荡妇在俄克拉何马,我写本周末。 A couple of you have sent me copies of the emails you sent out.一对夫妇,你们寄给我的份的电子邮件给你发出。 If anyone else has written her I’d appreciate a copy.如果别人写了她我要感谢的副本。 I want to post them in one big Flaming Fuck You to Sally Kern.我想后,他们在一个大燃烧他妈的你萨利克恩。 You can totally send it to me via the Contact Me Page.你完全可以将它传送至我通过接触我的网页。
- Speaking of contacting me (man I need a new segue), the turn out for my Listener Line has been dreadful.在谈到联系我(男子,我需要一个新的segue ) ,又为我的听众线已经可怕的。 Dreadful I tell you!可怕的我告诉你! Since I implemented it, I’ve gotten a total of six phone calls, two of which were for a Mr. PI Staker.自从我实施它,我已经得到了共6电话,其中有两个为一先生丕staker 。 Do you people not realize the powerful tool I’ve created for you to give me feedback!?你的人没有意识到强大的工具,我已经为您创建了给我的反馈! ? You can actually just dial my number and tell me what you think.您可以拨号,其实刚才我的电话号码,并告诉我您的想法。 You can do it while you’re in the car, while you’re at work… hell, you can even call me while you’re on the toilet for all I care!你可以这样做的同时,您在汽车上,当您在工作中…地狱,你甚至可以打电话给我,而您就上厕所,为所有我关心! The point is, you are no longer tied to the internet!问题是,您不再绑在互联网上! You can ask me questions or tell me how wonderful and assholish I have been lately.你可以问我问题或告诉我如何美妙和assholish我一直在最近。 In case you’ve forgotten, the number is (415) 578-3249.在案件您忘记了,号码是( 415 ) 578-3249 。
I think that about covers this early morning brain dump.我认为,约涵盖今天清晨脑转储。 Wait.等待。 Except for one last thing:除最后一件事:
- If I haven’t mentioned it lately, I really can’t stand this whole changing the clocks bullshit.如果我没有提到它,最近,我真的不能袖手旁观,这整个改变了钟表布尔什特。 I’ve wandered around for days now not sure whether it’s time eat, sleep, or if my Portuguese
sex slaveexchange student is due for hisnext dosageclass.我已经游荡左右为天,现在不能肯定是否的时间吃饭,睡觉,或如果我的葡萄牙语性奴隶交换学生,是因为他在明年剂量级。 Let me clue you all into a big secret here… The farmer’s don’t give a happy rodent’s coin slot what the clock on the wall says every day.让我的线索,大家都成为一个大秘密在这里…农民的不给一个愉快的啮齿动物的筹码的网上老虎什么的时钟上墙说,每一天。 They get up and go to bed at the same time as everyone else.他们起来到床上,在同一时间,作为其他所有人。 Stop fucking with my already fragile sleep schedule ok!?停止他妈的与我本已脆弱的睡眠时间表确定! ?
* Not that I have anything against the Chinese people… the opposite actually. *并不是说我有什么对中国人民…相反的,其实。 Bravo for them recognizing a cash cow when they see one.布拉沃为他们认识到现金奶牛当他们看到一。 Though I wish they would stop trying to chat with me on Skype all day long.虽然我希望他们停止尝试与我交谈对Skype的一天。
** I’m looking at YOU Hellohahanarf who had better not go on someone else’s show first. **我看你hellohahanarf谁最好不要去对别人的显示头。










