A 60/40 split is standard. Just FYI.

60/40 split! That’s bullshit and you know it Miss Britt!

Soooo…. I’m glad that we’re now taking my dating life to the public forum… though, given my proclivity for the internet, I suppose it already was.

I got the email with the attached picture, and I saw the friend request on myspace. You speak the truth, he is indeed “beefier” than my normal type. Thank you for exposing to the internet that I’m horribly shallow. Couldn’t you hook me up with one of those waifs covered in glow-in-the-dark gear that are in his myspace pics instead? You know I like my boys to have 30% of their body mass between their legs, preferably none of their body mass above the neck.

…hum… you know, I haven’t gotten laid recently… it’s been, gosh… like 36 hours now…

Miss Britt - That sounds more than fair.

Lee - I might have exposed you as a tad on the shallow side, but you just outed yourself as a slutty size queen.

I’m so proud of you!

Don’t worry… the withdrawals won’t start for another 36 hours.

I’m glad that we’re now taking my dating life to the public forum… though, given my proclivity for the internet, I suppose it already was.

By the way, I love it when the jokes write themselves.

Lee - you’re not shallow. That’s called STANDARDS.

*snaps fingers* Damn right it’s standards!

why is it that I’m come off as a really queeny slut on this stupid blog! I’m going to start writing my own blog where I’m all butch and stuff. I’ll talk about…
chicks! ….
and cars ….
and athletes prancing around in cute little outfits on pretty green fields…mmmmm maybe they get all sweaty and need a good massage… with oils… as we lay in front of a roaring file while sipping champagne… letting the bubbles dancing seductively up the side of the glass while our fingers dance seductively over each other’s bodies…..err…
what was I saying again?
oh yes? Butch!

Ah Lee, Queens are all the rage!

That’s it! For the next friday hunks, I’m making Jester put up some pics of me!
wait a sec! that doesn’t prove anything!

Lee, am I going to have to write the butch parts of your blog? I charge by the word.

Paul, all submissions for potential dates for Lee need to be routed through me. As I am supposedly impartial, I can feel free to be a bitchy, slutty size queen on his behalf!

Miss Britt - Don’t let Lee fool you. He has exactly three standards: 1) breathing, 2) penis, 3) serious mental/emotional issue which he can spend a tremendous amount of time stressing over. 1 and 2 are required, #3 is just a bonus.

Lee - Would you call those uniforms aubergine? Do you have any particular photos that you’d like me to post? You know I have those extra special photos that I wasn’t supposed to ever see that Dayne sent me… Yes, I know. I’m EEEEVVVIL.

Sly - I was going to suggest that you write the butch parts for him. You know anyone he dates is supposed to pass the Jester test, too… I think I can weed out any undesirables that get past you.