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Just in case you aren’t aware of this fact already, due to blindness, deafness, IQ lower than Ann Coulter’s or other developmentally stunted reason:
I’m gay.
Thank you. That is all.
This post brought to you in honor of National Coming Out Day.
OH MY GOSH!!!! Why didn’t you say something sooner????
Marge wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Marge - I thought the feather boa and rainbow farts would do my speaking for me.
jester wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Branden - I know, you of all people should be shocked most of all since we were just out together the other day chasing pu…*gulp* I just threw up in my mouth a little.
jester wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Are you really? I can’t tell sarcasm online…help a girl out.
Robin wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
oh this changes everything now.
every. thing.
why couldn’t you have said something earlier?
hellohahanarf wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Robin - I also have some trouble with sarcasm online.
hello - It was part of my master plan to make you fall in love and spend lots of money on me. Where’s my check? (BTW, what are you doing online after hours? did you get a computer and internet at home???)
jester wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
i was in love with you the moment we met. but you knew that.
spend lots of money on you? that would entail me having lots of money to spend. just as soon as i find buckets of money you will be the first i spend it on. (cross your fingers that i win big in vegas)
regarding being online while watching the office, well, i am sort of stealing wireless service from a neighbor. ok, not sort of. totally. shhhhhhhhh.
hellohahanarf wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
hello - We’ll hit it big at the blackjack tables. If your neighbor didn’t do the simple act of securing his network, he’s basically giving you permission to use it. 
killer - You’re nasty. Funny, but nasty.
jester wrote on October 11th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Have no fear Jester, I have added you to my prayer tree!!
Miss Britt wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am
HAHAHA, I just read what Killer said..thats so gross!!
Branden wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Mel-O-Drama - I know, you’ll understand now why I can’t have an illicit affair with you?
Avitable - Why? Did the words all disappear from your screen?
Miss Britt - Thanks for that… I’ll add your site to my perverted porn collection.
Branden - But funny.
jester wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Jester, we could still have that illicit affair. I’m sure I could convert you. I HAVE THE POWER!
Mel-O-Drama wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Which reminds me, when is National Perverted Porn Day?
Miss Britt wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Mel-O-Drama - Well, if you insist… any chance our illicit affair could involve your husband?
Miss Britt - Oh, my poor naive Britt… EVERY day is National Perverted Porn Day.
jester wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:40 am
really? *batting eyes*
Gosh, the things a delicate flower such as myself can learn here!
Miss Britt wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Mel-O-Drama - Well, if you insist… any chance our illicit affair could involve your husband?
LMAO! Let me ask…but you know, if you sap my power and convert him, I won’t be very happy…but it’s a risk I’m willing to take. Since I know this whole gay thing is just a choice. *snort*
Mel-O-Drama wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Miss Britt - That would be more convincing if you weren’t holding a 10 inch dildo and a riding crop.
Mel-O-Drama - Just imagine all the fun things you and your husband could do if he were gay… shopping trips… home decoration… hell, he might even do your hair.
jester wrote on October 12th, 2007 at 11:54 am
:SHOCK:
:HORROR:
OK… I am really bad at faking emotions… LOL
DutchBitch wrote on October 13th, 2007 at 1:15 am
no! really? wow, i mean all the lavander didn’t even hint at it!
lol, big hug to you jester. that’s funny.
heather wrote on October 14th, 2007 at 12:25 am
Dutchy - But how are you at faking orgasm?
Lori - You assume I wear underpants.
heather - All the lavender? What lavender? My blog is a very masculine dark blue and black. With lots of pictures of boobs. And cars. And sweaty shirtless muscly armed soccer players heading off to the showers after a particularly close game…
jester wrote on October 14th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Is this blog just for sissies? Can anyone discuss on here? I’d like to know because it looks like a nice site, except that I’m not in the least bit interested in men! Are there any pretty, straight women on here?
Jim
James Jamison wrote on October 15th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
who you callin a sissy? i’m a (mostly) straight & single woman, jim, but i’ll kick your ass if you keep name callin. show some respect!
hellohahanarf wrote on October 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
James Jamison - Yet another personality. Nice. There are tons of pretty straight women on here, but I’m pretty sure one of their main criteria in meeting a man is that he not be a closed-minded open-mouthed buffoon.
Miss Britt - I think *sigh* is more appropriate.
hello - you can take him/her/them/it. Whatever.
jester wrote on October 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
*ahem* is code for *excuse me?*
it is also used in polite conversation when someone says something “impolite”.
Miss Britt wrote on October 15th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Miss Britt - What do you use when someone does the verbal equivalent of shitting on your floor?
jester wrote on October 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Ummmm…. wrinkle my nose at them?
And also, lock the fucking door.
Miss Britt wrote on October 16th, 2007 at 5:34 am
Шышь wrote on September 7th, 2008 at 9:37 am
