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I’m not here today. I’m actually guest posting over at Avitable’s place.

I’m happy I’m the last guest poster during Adam’s tiptoe through the gladiolas in his backyard. I am glad mostly because the presence of the other posters this week did a lot to dispel that musty-butt-funk smell hanging around his joint. Seriously, I hope that Mrs. Avitable or Britt can one day teach Adam how to clean that space under his balls. It’s rank.

I’ve sprayed some Oust, so it’s safe for all of you to click over and visit. Though, you might wish to do it when your boss or kids are not around. It’s not exactly safe for work.

 

Oh, I’m very meticulous about my taint cleaning.

Avitable wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 7:10 am

 

 

Avitable - umm… then how do YOU explain that smell?

jester wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 9:34 am

 

 

I think it’s gotta be that shmutz under your nose.

Avitable wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 11:12 am

 

 

Avitable - That shmutz under my nose is Vick’s Vap-o-Rub. Much like the cops who use it at murder scenes, I needed it in order to enter your place.

jester wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 11:42 am

 

 

Oh, that’s from the dead hookers. They smell up the place.

Avitable wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 11:51 am

 

 

Avitable - I *thought* your wife was awfully quiet, my mistake…

jester wrote on October 1st, 2007 at 1:29 pm

 

Say something already!