Aug 31
Happy Friday
in Humor
 

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UMB and I are heading up to Lake Berryessa for the weekend. One of my bands is performing there tomorrow night, and the owners have graciously provided us with a cabin on the lake to stay in. Othurme will be in the cabin next door.

I plan to fish for the first time in years. Which reminds me… I wonder where my knife is. Hmm.

I’m not sure that I’ll be updating the site this weekend, depends on if my laptop card will get cell signal or not.

Just in case, I’m going to leave you with this riddle:

The table you see pictured is being sold on eBay by a man. It should be fairly obvious that the seller is a man.

How do I know this?

(Thanks to my friend Leayn for sending this to me…)

The Table Sold by a Man

14 Responses to “Happy Friday”
 

You know its a man ’cause you can see him and his cock in the mirror! This is great…!

DanNation wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 11:54 am

 
 

why do people always try to get their naked selves on ebay? cracks me up.

although i will admit that i was looking for his reflection in the shiny table before i even noticed the mirror. and before i noticed the mirror i seriously thought the answer was coz there is no food on it…he’s on the couch drinking beer & eating pizza. but i guess i was just thinking of what i like to do.

hellohahanarf wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm

 
 

OMG I want to post a link here so badly and if Avitable wouldn’t kill me…

*sigh*

Miss Britt wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 1:35 pm

 
 

hey,

why does everyone assume that the naked man in the mirror is the seller? maybe the seller has a nudist friend that likes to take pictures of tables and called upon him for his services.

the seller could be a woman with a very-open mind and very bad eyesight for not realizing her nudist photographer friend is reflected in the mirror.

hey, it’s plausible.

danny wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm

 
 

omg! hilarious! i’m gonna go change my pants now.

thanks for that. again.

heather wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 3:54 pm

 
 

Damn, and I so knew this one! And WTG Danny, although, I was thinking it was a blind gay man. Gay because that’s just my train of thought and blind ‘case no one can miss the obvious gut below the flash. Not that that’s a bad thing, I have my own for heavens sake, but I sure wouldn’t picture it along with my ding-a-ling on the internet!

Toby wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 9:58 pm

 
 

Please leave the naked pictures for people that look good naked!

Robguy wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 10:00 pm

 
 

DanNation - How long did it take you to see it? It took me about 15 or 20 seconds. UMB found it almost immediately.

hello - you are such a guy. Was there a game on the tv in your scenario?

Miss Britt - Oh come on… you know you wanna… and we won’t tell…. you have my email, right? :)
danny - You’re such an optimist. You HAVE seen the photo of the guy reflected in the silver vase, right?

heather - Maybe you should remember to pee BEFORE you come and read my blog? Just an idea…

Toby - It’s NOT a gay man. No gay man would EVER have those place settings. And I’m still waiting on those photos.

Robguy - Hey… you want beefcake, check out almost every other gay guy’s site on the interweb… you want fat guys with small penises pictured sneakily in reflections? I’m the source. It’s good to be king. :)

jester wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 1:39 am

 
 

This is a type of exhibitionist porn that actually has a name - it’s called “Reflectoporn”. It started with that teakettle on ebay back about three/four years ago.

Avitable wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 6:07 am

 
 

The picture provides the naked truth. :)

Crail wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am

 
 

Omg. That pic is just all kinds of awesome!

Mel-O-Drama wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 10:04 am

 
 

lol, i just happened to do that tonight. good thinking there. :-)

heather wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 7:19 pm

 
 

Avitable - I should have known you would know the proper term for it.

Crail - And nothing but the truth.

Mel - I agree. There’s nothing like little easter eggs buried in photos. ;) And I do mean little.

heather - I’m always trying to look out for you!

jester wrote on September 2nd, 2007 at 2:46 am

 
 

Maybe it is not the photo taker’s fault at all. Maybe he has a naked ghost that lives in his apartment. Remember “Three Men and A Baby”? They had that little boy that shows up in the background.

Killer wrote on September 8th, 2007 at 8:40 am

 

Say something already!



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