Jun 14
Commenter Appreciation
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In which Jester gets a little misty eyed…

I was thumbing through some old posts tonight and enjoying the early comments that were left by my small but devoted group of participants here at Jestertunes.

I can’t believe the number of really talented, funny, and honest folks who stop by here and leave me a message. A year ago, I didn’t know of most of you. I wasn’t writing to this site very much, and what I was writing wasn’t very interesting, yet you came anyway!

I decided to install a wordpress plugin that shows the top commenters on this site just to see who talks here as much as I do. You can see the top 15 in my sidebar (near the bottom). These numbers will update automatically as you comment more or someone new takes over your spot.

I’d like to introduce everyone to the current (as of right…….. now… top 15:

  1. hellohahanarf - One of only three people on the list that I have had the pleasure of meeting in person. She is such a fun person, and I am so sorry that I didn’t get the opportunity to spend more time hanging out with her when we met at a technology conference in Columbus, OH two years ago. We hit it off immediately, and within a few minutes we were cruising the crowd looking for a boy to show her a good time. I offered to hit one particularly cute youngster over the head with a golf club in order for her to take advantage of him, but it turned out that I didn’t need to stoop to such measures. She netted a date without my help. I wish she’d start her own blog. (I’ll even help!) Her emails to me are hysterical.
  2. Killer - I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting Killer, yet. He’s currently in Sacramento which is a whole 45 miles from me. He works all the time, so he says. We have plans to get together before he leaves town again. If you haven’t checked the blog he shares with Liz yet, you are missing some great stories about his job as a nurse in the ICU, and many stories that involve his testicles. He claims to have three. I think I’m going to require that he prove it.
  3. Othurme - Jerry has become one of my best friends over the past couple of years. I was introduced to him by one of the best (and most fucked up) drummers I have ever worked with. We started a band that would very soon become Total Eclipse. Jerry plays bass and keys and tuba and guitar and just about everything else. Recently, he joined the other band that I am in, Retro Rock It. I now see him at least twice a week, and we occasionally get together for dinner on days we DON’T have rehearsal. I have sat for many hours at the same blackjack table with Jerry. His stories are funny, and his comments here are priceless!
  4. Bianca - I think Bianca and I found each other through BlogExplosion. She lives in Tulsa and I had every intention of meeting her when I was there visiting Tracy Peace. Unfortunately, it didn’t happen. I won’t make that mistake again. She says I’m probably the first gay person she’s ever been friends with. I’m really sorry that the distance keeps me from being the proper gay friend who can go out with her to cool restaurants and help her get rid of those annoying guys that hit on her.
  5. DutchBitch - Another fabulous babe I have met through BlogExplosion. There’s a pretty significant chance that we will never meet. Though a trip to Dutchyland is something I would REALLY love to make happen. DB is a single mother who can find humor in just about any situation, and isn’t afraid to completely embarrass herself for our amusement.
  6. Mist 1 - Mist is a complete mystery to me. There are no pictures of her. She claims that her name is actually “Mist One.” She lives somewhere in the south… Georgia is my best guess. She can leave a one line comment on one of my posts that is far funnier than anything I said in the 500 words above it. She has a very active blog full of people who comment and participate, yet she still makes time to share her vodka-driven happiness over here. She even claims to “really, really like this blog.”
  7. Liz - Liz is another mystery to me. I have seen pictures and I have exchanged emails with her… yet there remains this pervasive doubt in my mind that she is just one of the personalities that resides in Killer’s mind. You ever notice how you never see them together in the same post? I’ve never gotten email from both of them at the same time. The only photo I’ve seen of the two of them together was obviously photoshopped. Whether she exists or not, I’m declaring her my official American South Fruit Fly. My goal is to have one in every geographic region of the earth. I’m still looking for someone to fill the Australian and African positions.
  8. Miss Britt - Who’s pretty, blonde, outspoken, and completely obsessed with Prince? Miss Britt, that’s who. I believe we also met through BlogExplosion. Her site is very funny, especially when she gets riled up about some idiot who was in front of her on the highway, or when someone says something off kilter to her. Woe be to the one who upsets her. Someday when I’m hunting down Mist on the east coast I’ll look Britt up, too. I’m sure I owe her a beer by now.
  9. Ginamonster - I don’t know how Gina found me. She’s a cool single chick living in Lakeside, CA who will have to let me know the next time she finds herself around my neck of the woods. I want to see her pink banjo pants in person, and maybe sample some of her shower singing. Don’t worry, I won’t peek.
  10. Crail - I am sorry to say that I don’t know very much about Crail. I know that he is a friend of my great friend Dan. I believe he may be the most elder reader of my blog (72?) (notice I didn’t call you old, Crail!), and he lives in a small town about an hour from me. He is an immigrant from Scotland, which probably means somewhere back along the tree we have relatives in common. I’m just four generations from Scotland on my mother’s side.
  11. Neurotic Mom - Canadian-transplant-stay-at-home-mom, dysfunctional family, and not at all politically correct. Are you intrigued yet? I am.
  12. Heather - She could have followed me from Killer and Liz’s site… or maybe she found from Fringe’s site… or it could have been from Mist’s site. The world may never know. What I do know is that she has had a recent fascination with all things bunnies. And penises. Not necessarily at the same time.
  13. Toby - Someone else who really needs his own blog. Regular/long time readers here know that Toby and I have a long and sordid past. He holds the distinction of being the only person on this list I’ve seen naked. At least I think so… there are a few nights I don’t remember so well… and there was that one morning the mirror had “Love Mist” scribbled on it in lipstick and anal lube… Curious…
  14. Webmiztris - If we were to meet I think Webmiztris is the person I’m most likely to get into real trouble with on a Friday night. Especially if she were to bring her mom along. Oh, and her husband is HOT! Want proof?
  15. Howard - Funny, gay, great taste in music. Next to Scott, who’s on a blog-hiatus right now, he’s my favorite gay male blogger. He also contributes over at N2Notes.

    16. I feel quite lucky to have such a talented and good looking bunch of friends who hang out around here.

    And now that we all know who’s in the lead, I expect the competition to be the top commenter to get quite heated.

103 Responses to “Commenter Appreciation”
 

dawwww…sniff, sniff. i’m feeling the love. PURE love, of course. :)

how about you were the first blog i ever read? now i am addicted to yours and several from your blogroll. you have created a monster.

problem is you turned me on to such incredibly talented writers that there is no way i could write my own…i’d pale in comparison. besides, it might take time from reading yours. oh, and the fact that i am lucky i can turn a compuer on, let alone design a blog. sheesh, whadda ya want from me?

(i say you and i go on a mist hunt. my best guess is atlanta. i promise to wear terrific shoes so as to not embarrass myself in her glorious presence. of course i would like to go on a killer & liz hunt as well. maybe killer would show us his balls. liz and i could show off our magnificent chests. it would all be good.)

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 5:43 am

 
 

Awww…ain’t you sweet!

Scott-O-Rama wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:03 am

 
 

hello - Of course it’s pure love…all peaches, cream, and chocolate sauce drizzled on a ball gag. I know all about it. I can help you design a blog, dearie… but I certainly don’t want you to spend less time on my blog… you have the lead in comments! I’m all for a Mist and Liz hunt. We’re gonna both need new outfits though… Mist will destroy me for dressing like a lesbian.

Your mention of Liz and your chests just caused the straight men who read this blog to sit up and pay attention. All 3 of them.

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:07 am

 
 

Scott - Come back soon. The blog-o-sphere (how i hate that word) misses you… and I really need someone else who can get good and riled up with me.

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:09 am

 
 

hold the peaches and cream.

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:10 am

 
 

hello - where ever shall I hold them?

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:17 am

 
 

Well, fuck. If only I had seen your previous posts earlier and commented, apparently I was one comment from the list. As soon as I commented on the AIDS one, I made it on the list.

Oh well. I guess I’ll never get to hear you speak my praises.

*sniff*

Avitable wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:46 am

 
 

It is a pleasure to be one of your commenters; and, yes, the number of my years is up there; but that is it; just a number and young at heart. If you wish to know me a little better, please take a few minutes to read my blog at http://www.davidoliphant.net. My thanks to Daniel for doing the wonderful formatting of my site; especially the clan plaid. Lang may yir lum reek.

Crail wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 6:47 am

 
 

I’m still recovering from last night’s raw meat and speed dating affair, so maybe I missed something. Did you say vodka and lube?

Because, I am totally up for that. Just let me brush my teeth. Thanks.

Additional notes: Hellohahanarf should blog and Liz isn’t real.

Now, make with the cocktails and lube.

Mist 1 wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 7:10 am

 
 

be still my beating heart…the great and powerful mist thinks i should blog! the amazing and incredible jester thinks i should blog.

now i never can…won’t be able to live up to the pressure.

love yinz.

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 7:25 am

 
 

Oh i feel so loved hehehe. Sorry i haven’t been around in a while, with nice weather i’m outside constantly with the kids. I still have to update my blog and hopefully will have time tonight to do it.
Still love your blog, keep posting.

Neurotic Mom wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 7:31 am

 
 

Jester - Make that 4 straight men. Hello got me to take a look and now I’m hooked too! And yes, the comment about the magnificent chests made me sit up…but not to pay attention (I was already doing that!) It was more from discomfort. Now I shall have a difficult time walking away from my desk for lunch! Thanks Hello, you sexy bitch!

Donnie wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 7:50 am

 
 

oh boy, I’m almost dropping off the top commenters’ list already! lol thanks for the kind words, jester!!

Webmiztris wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 7:58 am

 
 

I shall not be second fiddle to Hellohahanarf! I thought I had been slacking because of work.

Hellohahanarf:
You seem to be interested in my testicles…I like that in a woman.

Mist1 and Jester:
I love that there is a conspiracy theory that Liz and I are actually one person. The trouble is Liz always hits me if I touch our boobs.

Killer wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 9:13 am

 
 

killer, you show us a picture of your balls and i’ll happily give up the top commenter spot to you!

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 9:39 am

 
 

The answer to the riddle…

Pour water out of the 5 gallon jug into the three gallon jug until both jugs contain the same amount of water. 8 gallons total divided between the two jugs is four gallons in each jug. Then pick whichever jug you want to use and set it on the scale. Then run like hell before the damned thing blows up!

As I said, I’m a straight man and although I don’t mind looking at another man’s balls, I’d like to see a titty now and then. So Killer should make sure that if he posts a picture of his nuts, Hello not only gives up the Top Commentor position, but also gives up a photo of those gorgeous gazoingas, eh?

Donnie wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 9:48 am

 
 

donnie van donnie,

what the hell did you use for logic on the water jug riddle?? “i are an engineer and this is how it is done?”

speaking of jugs…if killer wants to exchange photos…color me interested…

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 10:10 am

 
 

Embarras myself? OMFG! I did that? Oh well… Fuck that ;-)

Awwww, Thanks Hon! *sob* It’s great to have met you in Blogistan and just get your butt over here someday so we can have a ball together!

DutchBitch wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 10:29 am

 
 

Hello? The riddle does not stipulate that the container would hold ONLY 3 gallons…it merely states it HOLDS three gallons. And I saw the media in which Jester states the riddle appears…a movie called “The Grapes of Wrath”.

And if pictures of jugs are to be exchanged for pictures of balls, I had two last time I checked and therefore would be willing to take part in the festivities. Hello?

Donnie wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 11:49 am

 
 

*sniff* Thanks!

Does this move me up to #14??

BTW, thank you for being the first to send your love over the blogosphere Tuesday.

Howard wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

 
 

Avitable - Don’t worry. Your turn in the barrel will come soon enough.

Crail - I’ve got that “Young at Heart” song stuck in my head now. I’m afraid my Scottish isn’t up to par… what is my lum, and why should it smell bad?

Mist 1 - Perhaps you are taking “speed dating” a bit too literally if it is resulting in raw meat. Either that or you really *do* need cocktails and lube!

hello - I think we’re daring you to try…

Neurotic Mom - It’s ok. We’re still here when it rains. :)

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

 
 

Donnie - Hallelujah! I’ve got a real live straight guy on the line! Whoo Hoo. There’s a special seating section for you right over there between Killer and Avitable. Othurme has your program.

Webmiztris - You’re just going to have to stick around to maintain your standing! You’re welcome. Don’t tell your husband I think he’s hot… unless he’s flattered by it…. :)
Killer - I didn’t know you played the fiddle. Perhaps Liz would be more open to your touching your boobs if you were gassing yourself out…

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

 
 

Oh i definitely feel loved now, thanks Jester

Neurotic Mom wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

 
 

hello - let me get this straight… a picture of his balls will result in you giving something up? I should be making some money on this deal somehow.

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

 
 

Donnie - I’m afraid that your method isn’t quite exact enough. There is a better solution. I promise, if a picture of Killer’s balls somehow manage to make it onto this blog, I will add pictures of boobies too. Maybe not Hello’s melons, but I’ll find some equally gorgeous ‘gazoingas’ for you.

hello - Engineers are always quick to come up with a solution that isn’t always technically correct… Seriously, photo exchange now? I REALLY should be making money off this deal.

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

 
 

you are damn skippy that i would provide a photo of my treasure chest in exchange for a picture of killer’s balls. arrrrrrrgh…

(i’m thinking killer’s nads must be one hell of a sight, considering how much he talks about em. they had better be shaved, though.)

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

 
 

Dutchy - Your embarrassment is our folly! ;) I’d love to come visit. Hey… what are the rules about immigrating there? ;)
Donnie - The riddle is solvable without looking too deeply at the wording. And if there are photos of balls flying around, I WANT IN ON THIS!

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

 
 

Howard - I don’t know… the race for #14 is pretty damn close! No problem on the love… hope things start looking up soon.

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

 
 

the ball’s in killer’s court, but money is out, jester. that would somehow make it dirty. or something like that.

hellohahanarf wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

 
 

Neurotic Mom - Anytime :)

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

 
 

hello - I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed by the straggly hairs… haven’t you read anything about Killer’s hair removal adventures?

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

 
 

hello - The balls are always in Killer’s court. *sigh* I knew I should have started charging a subscription rate!

jester wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

 
 

“Lang may yir lum reek” literally translates to - ‘Long may your chimney have smoke’ - which is an old Scottish saying that means ‘may you always have the good fortune to afford to buy coal to warm the house’. TTFN

Crail wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 4:12 pm

 
 

OK, OK…I give up. As an Engineer, I’m saddened by the bigotry and prejudice that I have found on this blog. We Engineers are not all bad people. Some of us have the ability to work things out without the use of mathematical formulae. So yet another answer is perhaps to give the terrorist that planted the bomb a picture of Killer’s nuts and Hello’s gazoingas…all four in the same picture…in exchange for his removal of the bomb. As a straight man, I am wet with anticipation of seeing magnificent mammaries posted here and would be willing to post pictures of gonads (you’ll have to guess whether or not they are mine…)

Donnie wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 5:43 am

 
 

I’m so pleased to be part of the cool kids club. Honestly, I don’t know how I found you, I thought you found me! But I will be sure to let you know next time I visit my cousin in Sac. and I’ll bring the banjo pants. I don’t know how you will attend a shower concert. Perhaps it’s better if you don’t, I get all nervous and out of tune when I have an audience.

Ginamonster wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 8:46 am

 
 

Crail - Such a lovely language.

jester wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

 
 

Donnie - I used to work in the Engineering Division of a National Laboratory. I know all about engineers. You’re not all bad, but there is definitely some disconnect in the brain between how you think and how normal people think. ;) I’m gonna get to work on the gonads and gazoingas.

Ginamonster - LOL Who even knows!? I’ll happily sit outside the door for the shower concert.

jester wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

 
 

LOL Jester, I won’t sing in my APARTMENT for fear that the neighbors can hear! Somewhere along the way, I caught a crippling case of stage fright. I can’t even karaoke. I have every intention of overcoming that. Sober.

ginamonster wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

 
 

Gina - There are some good karaoke bars in Sac… including a cute little gay karaoke bar. If you can’t sing in front of drag queens, you REALLY need help!

jester wrote on June 15th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

 
 

I am real. Killer’s 3rd testicle is still in question. One night he was standing behind me in line at a movie. I thought I felt the trivecta brush against my backside. I turned quickly. He gave me a knowing wink. I’m not sure what to think. All I know, for certain, that your request to have pictures posted is one that you may well regret.

American South Fruit Fly? Yummy.

Liz wrote on June 16th, 2007 at 9:06 am

 
 

Liz - While you continue to assert that you indeed exist, I must point out that I haven’t heard from Killer recently. I used to be a paramedic.. there aren’t any pictures that he could send me that would gross me out. Fruit Fly is a much better term than Fag Hag.

jester wrote on June 16th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

 
 

1. I absolutely agree that Ms. hellohahanarf should start a blog.

2. I don’t so much need you to chase away the guys who hit on me when I go out, because I think I have my “don’t bug me” light on pretty brightly there. But, could you please follow me around at work and chase away all the dirty (nasty, smelly) old men? Please?

Bianca wrote on June 18th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

 
 

Bianca - I happen to have an opening right now. Should I carry a stick or a taser?

jester wrote on June 18th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

 
 

So I’ve made the list and I’m moving up fast. Get on your horse Hello…or you’ll soon be mine! I am Donnie Von Donnie!!

Donnie wrote on June 21st, 2007 at 12:28 pm

 
 

donnie is letting his freak flag fly. me thinks i have created a monster. sorry jester!

hellohahanarf wrote on June 21st, 2007 at 12:34 pm

 
 

Donnie - I love a man with ambition.

Hello - As long as his freak flag doesn’t get hoisted higher than mine, we’re all good! Bring more commenting friends.:)

jester wrote on June 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm

 
 

toby is welcome to overtake me as the number 1 commenter on your site…when i first started reading i was more of a lurker because i didn’t realize that whoever was writing wanted to hear from strangers (they don’t get much stranger than me).

besides, i like toby.

killer can only have the number 1 spot if i get to see pictures. but we don’t need to open that can again…

hellohahanarf wrote on June 22nd, 2007 at 5:52 am

 
 

Strange isn’t the word for it, honey. And they do, in fact, get much stranger than you…you only need look in this direction and you shall see strange. And Killer only gets the number 1 spot if I get to see your pictures too, remember? You have to trade the number one spot and pictures of your mounds of pleasure for Killer’s pictures (you have already seen mine…) And I am next in line for the number one spot…

Donnie wrote on June 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am

 
 

i never made an agreement that killer can have number one if you get blah, blah, blah. that offer is strictly between me and killer.

me thinks you shouldn’t fuck with him considering his name is killer, ya know…

hellohahanarf wrote on June 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 am

 
 

hello - I’d wish you’d require the same pictures of Toby if you’re going to give up your top commenter spot. I love that you comment and no longer lurk. Besides you KNOW me. :)

Donnie - IF there are going to be pictures flying around they MUST come my direction. This is a very simple rule!

hello - I really want to watch this showdown.

jester wrote on June 22nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm

 
 

HELLO!?!?! How did my name come up in this? And naked pics of me? I’m not even sure if Steve has any of those. I know I’ve hidden a few here and there, but who knows. Anyway, just thought that I’d chime in when I saw my name. Thanks for thinking I should be writing my own blog, but I seriously need to smoke crack or cut back at work in order to do that. Wait, I’ve already done one of those, wait, I shouldn’t be admitting to this because then I do have to write….love ya sweetie, and thanks for the shout out!

Toby wrote on July 22nd, 2007 at 6:14 pm

 
 

BTW…if you remember correctly, I am quite the voyeur, so if any pics do come you’re way, help a sista out and send some my way please!

Toby wrote on July 22nd, 2007 at 6:15 pm

 
 

I see that your rules haven’t changed much. “No sex in the house unless I’m involved” ring a bell?

Toby wrote on July 22nd, 2007 at 11:43 pm

 
 

Toby - UWOP. I’m still waiting on photos from Donnie and Killer, and everyone else… If they ever show up, I’ll send them your way.

And I think that rule is still a very good idea. :)

jester wrote on July 22nd, 2007 at 11:49 pm

 
 

Jester:

I’m only sending pictures of my balls after Hello sends the pictures of her gazoingas and Killer sends pictures of his nuts.

Donnie wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 am

 
 

i think i’ve got pictures of donnie’s balls…perhaps i’ll send those to get this party started…

hellohahanarf wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 am

 
 

Send them Hello: along with the ones I took of your gazoingas! Or would you rather I sent yours…?

Donnie wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 6:34 am

 
 

all i know is YOU did not take any photos of my chest. i may have shared a photo or twenty, but you weren’t the photographer. so bite me.

hellohahanarf wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 am

 
 

OK…so I did not perform the duties of the shutter-bug…but you sent the photos and I accepted them. I’m sorry if my understanding of the English language does not meet your standards. Next time I see you, I’ll bite you. Thanks for the invitation!

Love ya,
DVD

Donnie wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 am

 
 

Donnie & Hello - You guys sure are a lot of talk and no photos. My inbox remains oddly photo-free….

jester wrote on July 23rd, 2007 at 5:53 pm

 
 

Look I’m only two away from Liz! I’m moving up in the world. Yipee! (yeah, I’m sorry, I forgot my photos…I know)

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 9:26 am

 
 

Hello won’t take my pictures for me Jester. I won’t be able to send any to you until she takes them. And she won’t let me take any of her either, so I guess you’ll have to get her to take them herself or let someone else take them to send to you. Otherwise it just plain sucks to be us, I guess, eh?

Donnie wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 9:34 am

 
 

fine. pictures sent to jester. two of you, two of me. although jester is not permitted to post any of them or i will die of embarrassment.

so there

hellohahanarf wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 10:24 am

 
 

Don’t think anyone could tell the difference between the two of us, babe…since we are one and the same, eh?

Donnie wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 10:49 am

 
 

Toby - You’re gunning for Liz! That’s great… she’s not likely to give up her spot without a fight, though.

Donnie - I’m hoping there is a difference between the two of you now… cause if any one person has both the body parts I’ve received photos of, then there are more issues here that really need to be explored. By the way, what’s the deal with that couch?

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

 
 

Ok, first rule
You can’t talk about photos and ask questions about photos that no one else can see…60

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

 
 

Second rule…
There should be no pictures of someone with those body parts talked about in such a manner unless it is at my office or in a text book. 61

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:06 pm

 
 

Third?…
You should not have multiple comments just to move up a ladder. (but for those keeping track, I just tied Liz…thanks for the faith Jester!)

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

 
 

Toby - Oh, but you seem to have forgotten that *I* make the rules around here, mister. Throw your pictures into the mix, and maybe you’ll get in on the conversation. And congrats on moving up the ladder. Just a few more ahead of you… onward and upward!

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:14 pm

 
 

Wait a minute, you have the best pictures of me anyone could ask for…memory. They don’t burn, melt, or get eaten by your pet bunny. So that rule goes out the window…sorry!

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:45 pm

 
 

Toby - Oh yes, of course I have memories that I visit often… unfortunately, I can’t really share those images with the others who have photos flying around… and I can’t draw to save my life.

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

 
 

One of my favorite memories…?!?! That in SOME things we are more alike in AREAS then I’d like to admit…lol

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

 
 

Toby - That is quite true. Spooky, when you think about it. And you will not cause me to blush.

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

 
 

No, I would never do that…”when I scratch my nails down someone elses back”…

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:12 pm

 
 

Toby - “Isn’t it ironic?” “Swallow it down, such a jagged little pill.” And we’ve now moved into the realm of inside jokes. Hi all! ::waves::

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

 
 

Oops, maybe I was “Wishin on someone elses star”…my bad

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pm

 
 

But I’ll fill you in. These were the songs that were #1’s when Jester and I were together. Some have more uh hmm, meaning, than others, but memory road can be fun sometimes. Love and Miss you Jester. Hope you can get back to Wichita soon.

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

 
 

Toby - Yeah, some held more significance than others. There’s a whole list of songs that transport me right back to that purple futon on the floor in front of dozens of movies that we never watched. I hope to get back that way sometime soon. When are you coming out here to visit?

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

 
 

I don’t know, I really, really want to. It’s just that school starts next on the 15th and I’m working two jobs now. So…I’m thinking like thanksgiving or spring break, we’ll see what kind of cash I’m rolling in then. Sorry I can’t give you a better answer than that.

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

 
 

Toby - Oh it’s alright. I’m not holding my breath or anything. :)

jester wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

 
 

It’s a good thing. I tried that once for my ex-wife (re: her not cheating on me while I was gone with active duty military) and it just got me divorced. Yeah, don’t do that.

Toby wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:49 pm

 
 

What couch? I have no furniture. I live in a cardboard box under Hello’s porch. Crazy Hello must have sent someone else’s pictures to you. And that explains the body parts controversy as well, eh?

Donnie wrote on July 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am

 
 

Donnie - It’s pretty bad that even YOU claim no knowledge of that craptastic couch.

jester wrote on July 26th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

 
 

awww, you’re so sweet! as for how i found you, i had seen your comments on all three blogs mentioned and you always had something funny or insightful to say. or worse yet, you’d say the same thing i wanted to say. of ~course~ i had to come find out who you were! but i’ve learned to never check your blog with cheeks around. her reading is getting much better (thank god! i was getting seriously worried) and quite a bit of what you write isn’t appropriate for a six year old. but then again, most of what i write isn’t either. :-)

heather wrote on July 27th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

 
 

oh and just my 2 cents worth in hello’s direction.
bullshit! judging from the comments of yours alone that i’ve stumbled across, not only are you funny as hell but you’ve got some serious brains to back up your humor. to blog or not is your choice but believe me honey, you’ve got the chops. and i think you’d be pleasantly suprised just how many of us would love to see what you’d do with a blog.

heather wrote on July 27th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

 
 

heather - I don’t intentionally write stuff that is inappropriate for six year olds, but since there aren’t any of them in my life I don’t think about it much. Some people would like to try to convince you that I have the mentality of a six year, but the vocabulary of a 50 year old drunken sailor. Don’t listen to them. I’m rarely drunk.

jester wrote on July 27th, 2007 at 8:27 pm

 
 

lol, that’s ok, i’ll do my best to drink enough for the both of us. ;-)

heather wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 8:44 am

 
 

OK Jester, here is the story on the couch…

As I said before, I am a straight guy and I have no recolection of any couch being in any picture that has ever been taken of me…not because there wasn’t one there, but because I have no affinity for interior decoration. In fact, the only piece of furniture that I have ever purchased that I am quite fond of is this extremely tacky little leather Mac Tools embroidered leather number that is much like a chair you would find in a dentist’s office. It is fire red and black. Very nice indeed. I will send you a picture of that soon.

Hello just reached 200 comments! Congratulations Hello, you sexy bitch!

Donnie wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

 
 

heather, thanks so much for the kind words. perhaps some day, when i get a few moments to catch my breath. and when i stop thinking i would have to have write as well and as witty as my favorite bloggers i just might throw something out there for the world. thanks again.

donnie, i just sent you one of the photos i sent to jester. check your email. the photo was one of the first ahem, intimate, ahem images you ever shared with me. and trust me, that couch is not something you can forget. so quit playing coy and own up to living with that couch. that huge flowered couch. and matching ottoman thingy.

hellohahanarf wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

 
 

Oh…that couch! Yes…quite ugly. But also dead…burned…done away with…gone. I didn’t buy it. As I said, I have no affinity for interior decoration. A couch is to be fucked on, not looked at. Thanks for asking.

Donnie wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

 
 

heather - You’re so brave.

jester wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

 
 

Donnie - Seeing that picture is all I needed for proof that you are a straight guy. No gay man would own that couch. And having a chair like you would “find in a dentist’s office” isn’t exactly helping your cause.

jester wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

 
 

Hello - You could very easily write that well on a regular basis.

Donnie - I would not be able to get it up on that couch. I would be thinking of some old stinky great aunt with little porcelain dolls all around staring at me. But if that does it for you…

jester wrote on July 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

 
 

So, I guess you need to teach me how to be a gay man, eh Jester? What sort of couch do you think I should have? And don’t make fun of my chair…it works well for eating pussy.