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医生是在 It’s been a while since the last installment of Ask Jester, and you guys have asked LOTS of questions!这是一个，而自上次分期付款的要求弄臣，和你们问了很多问题！ So many I may never catch up!*这么多我可能永远不会赶上！ *

So let’s just get to it, shall we?让我们刚刚得到它，我们应？

What is Melinda Doolittle’s religion? 什么是梅林达杜利特尔的宗教？ - Curious in Canada -好奇的在加拿大
Dear Curious - I don’t think it takes a genius to figure this one out. 亲爱的好奇-我不认为它需要一个天才来的数字，这1 。 Her bio page on American Idol.com references “Christ,” “The Bible,” and “Jesus.” It’s pretty safe to assume that she is a Christian. 她的生物网页上美国idol.com参考“基督” ， “圣经”和 “ 耶稣”这是相当安全的假设她是一个基督徒。 Since she is also from the Nashville area, headquarters of the Southern Baptist church, I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to guess that she is a Southern Baptist. 自她亦是从纳什维尔地区，总部的美南浸信会教堂，我不认为这是太多的一段猜测她是美南浸信会。 If I ever meet her (it could happen, she’sa FOAF) and it comes up, you’ll be the first to know. 如果我都满足她（它可能发生， she'sa foaf ）和它来了，您将成为第一位知道。 I know that it’s difficult to enjoy a performer’s work without knowing their sexual proclivities and religious affiliations. 我知道这很难享受演员的工作不知道他们的性proclivities和宗教背景。

What was the last song sang by Antonella Barbra (Barba)? 什么是最后宋相由安东barbra （ barba ）？ - Deaf Guy in Duluth -聋人家伙在德卢斯

Dear Deaf Guy - I’m sure you’re using the term “sang” loosely, yes? 亲爱的聋人家伙-我敢肯定，您所使用的术语“生”松散的，是吗？ I think what you meant to ask was, “What song did Antonella murder so badly that America finally voted her off the show?” Well the world was subjected to her ear-splitting renditions of two Diane Warren -penned songs, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” (Aerosmith) and “Because You Loved Me,” (Celine Dion) but it was her massacre of “Put Your Records On” (Corinne Bailey Rae) that finally sent her back to Jersey. 我觉得你的意思是要问， “什么歌没有安东谋杀这么差，美国投反对票，最后她小康显示？ ” ，以及世界上受到她的耳朵分裂演绎两个黛安华伦-写的歌曲 ， “我不吨不想错过的事， “ （ aerosmith ）和”因为你爱我“ （席琳狄翁），但据她大屠杀”提出你的纪录“ （ corinne礼贤评审工作），最后发送她回到新泽西。

Who originally wrote “I Swear” and “I Can Love You Like That”? 谁原本写道： “我发誓”和“我可以爱你一样”呢？ - All 4 One 4evah! -所有4 1 4 evah！ in Allentown 在阿伦敦

Dear All 4 One 4evah! 亲爱的所有4 1 4evah ！ ::gag:: Gary Baker and Frank J Meyers penned the 1994 Best Country Song Grammy award winner, “I Swear.” It was a country hit for John Michael Montgomery and it was a massive pop hit for All-4-One later that year. ：：的gag ：：加里贝克和弗兰克•迈尔斯写的1994年最佳乡村歌曲格莱美奖得主， “我宣誓： ” 这是一个国家的袭击，为约翰迈克尔蒙哥马利，这是一个大规模的流行击中所有- 4 - 1稍后年。 Interestingly enough, “I Can Love You Like That” was also a country hit for John Michael Montgomery that All-4-One ALSO covered and had a hit with. 有趣的是， “我可以爱你一样， ”也是一个国家的袭击 ，为约翰迈克尔蒙哥马利所有- 4 - 1还包括了打击。 Songwriters Jennifer Kimball, Maribeth Derry, and Steve Diamond won an NSAI Songwriter Achievement Award for “Song of the Year” in 1995. 作曲家珍妮佛金博尔， maribeth德里，和史蒂夫钻石赢得了nsai作曲家成就奖 “之歌今年”于1995年。 Delious Kennedy of All-4-One plays a big role in The Record Contract series I recently completed. delious坚尼地所有- 4 - 1扮演一个大角色，在记录中的一系列合同，我最近完成。

What are the lyrics to “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” by Yvonne Elliman? 什么是歌词“我不知道如何爱他”叶凤艾莉曼？ - Google’s Broken in Great Britain -G oogle的破碎，在伟大的英国

Dear GB, you can find all the lyrics you could ever want online at www.stlyrics.com, and www.lyricsdepot.com, even for songs like this one from Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Jesus Christ Superstar.” I highly recommend the version by Helen Reddy, uh.. 亲爱的绿化地带，你可以找到所有的歌词，你可以以往任何时候都希望在网上www.stlyrics.com ， www.lyricsdepot.com ，即使是像这样的歌曲之一，由蒂姆赖斯和安德鲁劳埃德韦伯的“耶稣基督超级巨星”我强烈推荐的版本是由海伦雷迪，嗯.. err.. 错误.. that is… if you like that sort of thing… which I of course don’t because that would make me completely uncool. 这是… …如果你想诸如此类的事情…我当然不因为这样做会令我完全不酷。

Is a dog perm good for a woman’s vagina? 是一只狗，彼尔姆好女人的阴道？ - Poodle Lover in Peoria -贵宾犬的情人在皮奥里亚

Dear Poodle Lover, there are so many, many things going through my head right now. 亲爱的贵宾犬的情人，有这么多，很多事情经历我的头的权利。 Isn’t it bad enough that we dress up our dogs in little sweaters and bonnets? 是不是够糟糕，我们打扮成我们的狗在小毛衣和bonnets ？ Must we further subject them to ridiculous hair styling techniques? 我们必须进一步使他们受到荒谬的发型设计技术？ That being said… 说了这番话之后… WHAT?! 什么吗！ Are you trying to tell me that your lady’s short and curlys aren’t curly? 你想告诉我，您的夫人的短期和curlys不曲？ And they’re long enough to perm? 他们正在足够长的彼尔姆？ How would that even work? 会如何，即使工作？ Can you imagine what a vagina in rollers would look like? 你能想象什么是阴道在滚子看起来就像？ And the chemicals (dog strength notwithstanding) are probably not designed to be anywhere NEAR a mucous membrane. 和化学品（狗的力量，尽管）很可能不是设计可以在任何附近的粘液膜。 You should probably consult a professional. 你可能应该征询专业。 Hair designer or psychiatrist. 头发设计师或精神科医生。 Your choice. 您的选择。