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    By N2H
    Mar 07 3月 7 日
    要求鬼鬼祟祟的想法
    in Ask Jester , Relationships在问弄臣 , 关系

    Welcome to Jestertunes!欢迎jestertunes ! If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed .如果您新在这里,您可能会想要订阅我的RSS馈送 。 Feel free to leave a comment, read through the archives, and enjoy yourself.觉得自由地离开评论,通读档案,并享受自己。 See you again real soon!再次看到你真正的尽快!

    戒指 I received an interesting request via email yesterday that involves all of you, my dear faithful readers.我收到了一个有趣的要求,通过电子邮件昨天表示,涉及到所有的你,我亲爱的忠实读者。

    I don’t want to give away too many details that might let the cat out of the bag, but I do want to pose the following question to all of you:我不想放弃太多的细节可能让猫出来袋,但我想提出以下的问题,所有的你:

    “How can someone surreptitiously obtain the ring size of a person who does not normally wear jewelry? “如何能有人暗中取得环的大小,一个人谁不正常磨损珠宝? Asking them to try on one of your own rings will only make them suspicious.”要求他们尝试之一,您自己的戒指,只会使他们的可疑“ 。

    I have two suggestions:我有两个建议:

    The easiest: Make a guess based on your own finger size, buy the ring and have it resized later if necessary.最简单的:一个猜想的基础上自己的手指大小,购买戒指和它的大小后,如果必要的。

    A bit more difficult: Quietly and carefully wrap a piece of string around the proper finger while the subject is sleeping.较为困难:默默耕耘,认真总结一条绳子周围适当的手指,而主题是睡觉。 Mark the string where the end meets and take it to the jeweler.马克字符串哪里结束会见,并采取给珠宝商。 They can determine the size from that.他们可以决定的大小从。

    Do any of you have any other suggestions?做任何您有任何其他建议吗? Post them in comments.后在他们的评论。

    12 Responses to “Request for Sneaky Ideas” 12反应“的要求,鬼鬼祟祟的想法”

    My suggestion is to make a guess at the size.我的建议是,作出猜测的大小。 In my situation, it was the choosing of a ring; and, with the help of the jeweler, the exact choice was made在我的情况,这是选择一环; ,并与帮助珠宝商,确切的选择是取得

    Crail wrote on March 7th, 2007 at 7:12 pm crail写就2007年3月7日在下午7点12分

    Steal another ring to make sure the size is right.窃取的另一环,以确保大小是正确的。

    Mist 1 wrote on March 7th, 2007 at 8:18 pm 有薄雾,一写就2007年3月7日在下午8时18分

    I have no suggestions, but how romantic!我没有意见,但如何浪漫!

    Bianca wrote on March 7th, 2007 at 8:51 pm 安卡写就2007年3月7日在下午8时51分

    sorry my brain is in a fog from lack of sleep so i have no idea but the string idea is a good one对不起,我的脑是在一个有雾,从缺乏睡眠,所以我不知道,但字符串的想法是一个很好的一

    Neurotic Mom wrote on March 7th, 2007 at 9:55 pm 神经质的妈妈写了对2007年3月7日在下午9点55分

    Suck on their finger (it has to go all the way into your mouth obviously, like giving a blow job to their ring finger) and then take it out keeping your lips at finger size… Measure the size from the round form your lips are in…吸吮对他们的手指(已去,所有的方式到您的嘴巴很明显,想给打击工作,他们的无名指) ,然后采取出来,使您的嘴唇在手指大小…衡量大小从一轮的形式您的嘴唇是在…

    Easy peasy!容易peasy !

    DutchBitch wrote on March 8th, 2007 at 3:30 am dutchbitch写就2007年3月8日在上午03时30分

    Heh… good suggestions so far.港灯…很好的建议至今。

    Dutchy - I can see so many ways that could go wrong. dutchy -我可以看到这么多的方式可以是错的。 Though I know this particular person is pretty adept at making that shape with their mouth.虽然我知道这特别的人是相当善于决策的形状与他们的嘴。

    I had another idea - playfully trace the hand in question, as though you were going to make a kid’s drawing of a turkey… if you have the width of the finger you can figure out the size.我有另一个想法-p layfully追查,另一方面在的问题,好像你去,使孩子的绘画一个土耳其…如果您有宽度的手指,您可以计算出大小。

    jester wrote on March 8th, 2007 at 3:49 am 弄臣写就2007年3月8日在上午03时49分

    tracing someone’s hand is going to be a good bit larger than the actual hand.追踪某人的手将是一个良好的位大于实际的手。

    I actually had Dutchbitch’s same idea.其实,我已dutchbitch的相同的想法。 Filthy minds think alike.肮脏的头脑,认为一样。

    Tell him you saw a documentary about the person with the bigger ring size is usually the more intelligent member of the relationship.告诉他,你看到了一部纪录片,关于人与大环的大小,通常是更聪明的成员的关系。 Then get him to try on one of your rings to see if it is around your size.然后让他尝试对您的其中一个戒指,看看是否是您周围的大小。

    Then suck on his finger just for the hell of it.然后吸吮对他的手指只为地狱。

    Killer wrote on March 8th, 2007 at 4:49 pm 杀手写就2007年3月8日在下午4时49分

    These are all too funny for me to even begin…这些都是太好笑,我甚至开始…

    toby wrote on March 8th, 2007 at 7:59 pm托比写就2007年3月8日在下午7点59分

    In highschool my BFF and I heard that the middle finger and index finger, when placed side by side, indicate the width of a man’s penis.在高中我bff我听说中指和食指,当放在并排,显示的宽度,一名男子的阴茎。 Alter this urban myth, insert the need to actually measure the finger and go from there.改变这个城市的神话,插入需要实际的措施,手指和去从那里。 If the ring is for a girl, tell her that IF YOU WERE A MAN this would be your penis size.如果环是一个女孩,告诉她,如果你是一名男子,这将是您的阴茎大小。 That’s what we did just for fun.这就是我们所做的只是为了娱乐。 Turns out I would much better endowed than my extremely small framed best friend.原来我会好得多,赋予了比我非常小的框架,最好的朋友。

    Liz wrote on March 8th, 2007 at 8:06 pm : Liz写就2007年3月8日在下午8时06分

    Liz - Uh… that measurement isn’t even close. : Liz -嗯…这是测量甚至不密切。 I have to add another finger.我一定要添加的另一个手指。 : )

    jester wrote on March 9th, 2007 at 2:47 am 弄臣写就2007年3月9日在上午02时47分

    Don’t worry, Jester.不用担心,弄臣。 Most men do have to add another finger at some time or another.大多数男人确有添加另一个手指在一段时间或其他。

    Liz wrote on March 10th, 2007 at 6:55 am : Liz写就2007年3月10日在上午06时55分

    Liz - I thought that was only after the woman got older… of course I’m not an expert on the subject. : Liz -我以为这只是后,该名女子了老年人…当然,我不是专家,关于这一主题的。

    jester wrote on March 10th, 2007 at 7:04 am 弄臣写就2007年3月10日在上午07时04分

    Say something already!要说一些已经!

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