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You know how I’m participating in this Nablopomo thing, right?您知道如何，我参加本次nablopomo的事，对不对？ Where we agree to post at least once a day for the month of November?如果我们同意后，至少每天一次，为11月份的呢？ Well, so far, so good, I’ve been able to find something to write about every day.很好，所以到目前为止，那么好，我已经能够找到的东西写每一天。 Well, I realize it’s only been like 5 days, but still, I’m at 100% and that’s worth noting, yes?好，我知道它的只有一样，五天，但仍，我在100 ％ ，并且值得注意的，是吗？
Anyway.总之。
I decided the other night that in addition to writing everyday, I would try to visit as many of the other participant’s blogs as I could.我决定的其他夜间说，除了写作，每天，我会尝试访问的许多其他参与者的博客作为我可以。 There are a LOT of them, you can see a full list of the participants here , I’m guessing there are over 300 1100.有很多人，您可以看到的完整清单，与会者在这里 ，我猜测，有超过300 1100 。 And because everyone likes comments, I would comment on any blog that I found that remotely entertained me.因为每个人都喜欢评论，我想任何评论博客，我发现，远程受理了我。
I have visited approximately 60 sites so far and I have only commented on four.我曾探访大约60的网站，至今我只评论了4 。 Four out of SIXTY had something remotely interesting posted.四走出了60一些远程有趣的张贴。
I’ve never claimed to have the most compelling things on earth to say.我从来没有声称有最令人信服的东西，在地球上的话。 I do try to write for an audience, though, and try to keep in mind that no one cares what I had for lunch today.我尝试写一个观众，虽然，并尝试请记住，没有人关心什么，我为今天午餐。
That being said, I have something to say to the other 54 sites I’ve seen so far…说了这番话之后，我有话要说向其他54个网站我见过至今…
- We get it, your kids are cute.我们得到它，您的孩子都是可爱的。 However, stop telling us about their adventures in poop, spit-up, and staring aimlessly at the cat.不过，停止告诉我们，对他们冒险在poop ，随地吐痰行动，并凝视aimlessly在猫。 I’m here to be entertained, so unless your kid is pooping on the cat who is wearing a onesie and licking at the spit-up stain on the floor, I don’t want to read about it.我在这里受理，所以，除非你的孩子是pooping对猫谁是身穿onesie和舔在随地吐痰的后续染色在地板上，我不想看到它。
- No. More.第更多。 Messy-eating-smeared-face-ain’tI-adorable pictures of your 6 month old.乱七八糟的吃-涂面ain'ti -可爱的照片，您的六个月岁。 This is only a good picture if the subject is your 30 year old husband.这只是一个良好的图片，如果主题是您30岁的丈夫。 IF he’s hot.如果他的热点。
- Seriously, no one cares what you had for lunch today.严重的是，没有人关心什么，你为今天午餐。 Unless it was at a filming of Fear Factor.除非那是在拍摄的恐惧因素。
- Your code names suck.您的代码名称吸吮。 I read more than one blog that needed a CIA cipher team to explain what the fuck was going on. “X and I went to EC’s party.我看过一个以上的博客需要一个中央情报局的密码队解释什么他妈的是正在进行中。 “ X和我去教统会的党。 J was there with that skank P who used to date G and the other J. I told her she was a B for showing up. 律政司有与skank p谁用来日期克和其他j.我告诉她，她是一个B为显示。 She flipped her hair and told J that I was worse than H.” I say FU When I use code names, they are at least easy to follow, and you need only go back one or two posts to get the context. 她翻她的头发，并告诉j ，我是不如每小时说， “我回答富当我使用代号，他们目前至少有容易跟进，而你只需要回去一个或两个职位，以获得背景。 The exception being UMB , and you’ll notice that if you put your cursor over the letters, you get a pop up description of who he is.除正在umb ，您会发现，如果你把你的光标的信件，您会获得一个弹出说明他是谁。 I really only use it now because it’s easier to type than Michael.我真的只有使用它，现在，因为它的方便型比迈克尔。
- “I’m too busy to post today” is a lame fucking post. “我太忙，以邮政今日”是一个跛脚他妈的职位。 You suck.你吸吮。 You weren’t too busy to log in to your blog account and write that enlightening sentence.你不是太忙，无法登录到您的博客帐户，并写上一句富有启发性。 You could have at least said, “I am too busy masturbating to old episodes of Dirty Jobs to write anything interesting today” so we can laugh and point at you.你可以有至少说， “我太忙自慰旧情节的肮脏的工作，写什么有趣的今天， ”所以我们可以笑点在你。
- If your life is boring, and you know it, make something up.如果您的生活是枯燥，而且你知道它，使一些。 Prattling on about how you have no life, no friends, no one reads your blog, and you just don’t have anything to say makes me want to shake you and say, then STOP TALKING. prattling就有关如何你有没有生命，没有朋友，没有人读取您的博客，和你刚才没有什么可以说使我想动摇你说的话，停止交谈。
I’m sure that as I continue in my quest to hit as many of these blogs as possible I will find more things to rant about… and don’t think for a moment that I’m not thinking back through my posts and wondering if I’ve been guilty of any of these posts.我相信，正如我继续在我追求达到的许多这些博客作为可能，我会找到更多的东西rant约… …和不认为一个时刻，我没有思想，回到通过我的职位和怀疑我已经犯了任何这些职位。 *shrug* If so, I guess that’s my prerogative to be a hypocrite. *耸肩*如果是的话，我猜，这是我的特权是一个伪君子。 Sue me.控告我。
The author over at pinkelephant.org has written a pretty cool script that will send you to a random NaBloPoMo participant, so if you wanna try surfing some of these blogs yourself, give it a click.作者超过在pinkelephant.org写了一很酷的脚本将发送给您一个随机nablopomo参与者，因此，如果您想尝试冲浪的一些这些博客自己，给它一个，然后按一下。
