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1. 1 。 UncleMonkeyBoi gets very cranky when forced to go 12 hours without unclemonkeyboi得到非常cranky时，被迫去12小时无
a cigarette.一支香烟。
2. 2 。 A screaming kid will always stop screaming just in time for the 1尖叫的孩子将永远停止尖叫只是在时间为
final descent.最后后裔。
3. 3 。 A screaming kid is not only effective birth control, it is also 1尖叫的孩子是不是唯一有效的控制生育，这也是
quite likely a leading cause of alcoholism.很可能是导致酗酒。
4. 4 。 Having a Manhattan at 6:30AM will not kill you.有一个曼哈顿，在上午06时30分将不会要杀了你。 It will in fact,它将在事实上，
make you drunk.让你喝醉了。
5. 5 。 Being drunk on an airplane is not as much fun as you might think.被喝醉了就在飞机上是不一样的乐趣，因为你可能会认为。
6. 6 。 Taxi drivers are the same everywhere.的士司机是相同的无处不在。 Crazy.疯狂的。
7. 7 。 It pays to request early check in… our room was ready and a它自付要求提前办理登机…在我们的房间，准备和
lobby full of people had to wait for theirs.大堂挤满了人要等待他们。
8. 8 。 A lobby full of tourists is loud.大堂充满了游客的是响亮。
9. 9 。 Spray on sunscreen is good in theory.喷雾剂对防晒是好的，在理论上。
10. 10 。 Spray on sunscreen reality: it leaves you with a blotchy sunburn.喷雾剂对防晒的现实：它离开你与blotchy日炙。
11. 11 。 Jimmy Buffett is a smart man.吉米布菲是一个聪明的人。 He makes shitty food, but his他shitty食物，但他
restaurants are everywhere I want to go.餐厅，到处都是我想路要走。
12. 12 。 Not having internet access in your hotel room sucks.没有因特网接入，在您的酒店房间sucks为。