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Você não pode me ver agora, mas se você pudesse, você veria essa bunda grande sorriso enquanto eu dançar um saltitar de felicidade na sala de estar. Sim, o meu homem Taylor Hicks ganhou American Idol.

Minha fé no público em geral gostos musicais ... ... tem sido pelo menos parcialmente restaurada. Ele era o mais antigo concorrente, tiveram desempenho experiência, e é realmente um cara inteligente e simpático. Ele também é fabulosamente divertida.

O mundo da música pop schlock corporativa tem sido superado com vápido quicando loira bimbos. Pop canções estão a ser escritos pelos mesmos dois ou três escritores, produzido pela mesma mão cheia de música moguls, e alimentaram a nós na saboroso, doce, mas absolutamente insatisfatório três minutos dosagens.

O público está pronto para um retrocesso ao soulful e inteligente de espectáculos. Taylor é o homem para fazê-lo. Maravilhosas que ele poderia ser o cara que ganha uma nova geração de fãs de música para ouvir artistas, como o Doobie Brothers, Elton John, Ray Charles, Joe Cocker e outros do gênero.

E enquanto eu estiver no American Idol a linha de pensamento, eu gostaria de iniciar oficialmente um movimento para permitir que os produtores AI para colocar sobre o próximo prêmio Grammy's show. O ritmo era fantástico, os números musicais foram maravilhosas, e ao contrário de alguns finais na história da AI, eu não estava entediado por um momento.

Eles coletaram juntos no mesmo palco

• Al Jarreau
• Rolo de carne (não creio que o seu monitor estava a trabalhar, porque ele soa horrível)
• Toni Braxton
• Mary J Blige
• Live (o que veio primeiro, Chris Daughtry ou Ed? Ed. Definitivamente Ed.)
• Dionne Warwick (com mais de sujeira, soa exatamente a mesma)
• Burt Bacharach (que eu não percebo, ele escreveu What's New Pussycat?)
• Carrie Underwood
• Clay Aiken (Que diabos foi sangrento em cima com seu cabelo?)
• eo príncipe!

Não se preocupe Katherine McPhee, sua carreira vai ser longa e gratificante, mas também ... Taylor vitórias. Taylor WINS!

:: precisa de um cigarro::

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I don’t know why, but I have become so emotionally committed to this season of American Idol that I can’t hardly stand it.

I won’t be the least bit upset if Katharine wins, but I would dance a crazy jig of happiness to see Taylor win. He’s the oldest contestant in the competition history, and is an amazing performer. He’s unique, picks great songs, and is a complete throwback to some of the greatest singers in pop music.

Kat is beautiful, has a great voice, but nothing really stands out as different from the crowd… that’s not an insult. I’ll buy her album, either way BUT

I hope everyone voted. For Taylor.

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It’s one of those games that everyone has played, but no one really knows where it started. I guess there is an equivalent in other countries… though I can’t say for sure. Just in case, let me define the game for you:

Truth or Dare
• a game for two or more players in which each person takes a turn challenging the others to either answer any question the challenger asks TRUTHFULLY or perform a task of the challenger’s choosing as a ‘punishment’ for not answering the question.
• Ages 9 - 17

Of course, there is another purpose for this game:

• a game for two or more players in which it quickly becomes a game of “do something to me that you want me to do to you.”

Such was the case on my 13th birthday.

Randy Stokes was the coolest guy I knew. We met in the fifth grade when I apparently, having a bad day, walked up to him in the lunch line and punched him squarely in the stomach. I guess I was jealous of just how cool he was. We were virtually inseperable after that.

Before that fateful night, we had played a game of TOD during a backyard campout a couple years earlier. It involved tasks like naked jumping jacks, handstands, and somersaults. I recall one particular Dare that he made me perform… standing on the top of our tool shed with a trouble light in my hand like a 10 year old Statue of Liberty singing “God Bless America.”

Yeah, Randy was cool like that.

Nothing happened that night, well, a couple of mosquitos got fresh with me, but that was it.

I’m transported back to my first night as a teenager, lying in my gigantic waterbed completely naked and scared to death everytime I hear Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up,” Ton Loc’s “Wild Thing,” or the song that I consider my offical virginity loss song, “Hold on to the Nights” by Richard Marx.

I know, you want gory details, but believe me, the fumbling, scared, excited groping of a 13 and 14 year old who have NO idea what they are doing really can’t adequately be described in a manner as funny and horrifying and… liberating as it was.

I learned a very important lesson following that night; sex changes things. Randy and I started drifting apart, he started avoiding me at school. We would only get together on weekends when no other friends were around. We messed around a few more times, not always under the guise of the ‘game.’ Though “Wanna play Truth or Dare” became our code for “hey, how about a blowjob?”

I moved away to Kansas City the following year, and Randy got into some trouble with the law and drugs. A pretty commonplace problem in the small town of Joplin, MO. I helped bail him out and the last time I talked to him, he was married to a great girl named Lisa, and had a son. He was living in Witchita.

I do believe that homosexuality is genetic… something we have no choice over… and I also truly believe that everyone falls somewhere toward the middle of the Kinsey Scale. Randy’s not gay. I am. Randy didn’t make me gay anymore than I made him straight. It’s just the way things go.

But Randy, if you’re out there somewhere reading this post… email me. I dare you.

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“When did you know you were gay?”

I get asked this question fairly often… always by some slightly-too-interested straight guy. My standard answer when I want the conversation to be over is usually, “The day my best friend played a special game of Truth or Dare with me on my 13th birthday.” It’s a pretty effective way of ending the conversation without giving them too much information, but enough to make them think and blush.

Truthfully, it was long before that fateful Truth or Dare game.

I always felt like an outsider, different from the ‘normals’ around me. I remember being about 5 years old and injuring my foot, Mom and Dad decided I should have it X-Rayed. I got quite upset by their explanation of how an X-Ray machine would “take a picture of my insides.” I was afraid that the doctor would take one look at the picture and know that I was an alien from another planet.

That’s right, an ALIEN from another PLANET. I was stunned to discover that there was nothing unusual about my X-Ray. I was certain that I would have three hearts, or my brain would be in my stomach.

I can only guess that this was the earliest manifestation of my homosexuality. That and a love of Karen Carpenter.

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I feel as though my body is out to get me today. I’m right on the verge of a migraine, my stomach is still quite upset about last night’s Taco Bell, and the only thing I feel like doing is sitting on the couch and playing World of Warcraft.

I called Ruben, he’s fine at the cafe, it’s slow there, surprise, surprise. I’m going to let him handle things by himself today.

It’s a beautiful day, and I can’t enjoy it because I feel like hammered shit. At least I’m not working.

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I received a call a bit ago that Jerry has come through his surgery just fine. As did his donor, Matt. The kidney was ‘beautiful’ and it pinked right up and began working immediately. He’ll be moved from recovery into his own room in a couple of hours.