that’s michael lucas of lucas entertainment; gay adult porn star and now gay media entrepreneur…um… i think?!

as you know, i have very litle experience with the porn. so i am just guessing…m’kay?

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Gina my dear, where did you get the idea that I wanted to show you my private parts? Where I am from we call your kind of thinking “paranoia”. I am much more than my private parts for sure!

Jester, I was well prepared that you would doubt that the picture I sent to you is really me. In fact, I laughed as soon as I zipped the picture off and said to myself “I will probably be an actor or something worst.”

I know that you are probably just surprise that I would visit your site and eventually show you a brief look of myself. If you’re surprise about the picture, wait until I call in on tomorrow evening.

I can assure you that neither Lee nor Danny will be able to find any other picture of me on the Internet as I don’t post my pictures on the Internet! I came on this site to have a little fun with the women and I hope that we can all get to know each other without everyone guessing whether I am a movie star or not!

Yes, I am The Thing, I know. And yes, I will even admit that the Creator put me together well I’m told. However, I am a really nice and very much down to earth person. I know that Gina’s man is probably not as gifted as I am, but I am sure he must be a nice fella. Take care and let’s talk on tomorrow evening.

The Doctor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh good grief. I almost spit water on my monitor when I saw this.

Vaporis? Sounds like vapid+porous…which would be a summation of everything our friend has to say.

danny - I will admit there is a passing resemblance to him, I’ve just spent the last 15 minutes sorting through pictures of Michael Lucas (a grueling job I assure you) and I don’t think the picture The Doctor submitted is him. The eyes and lips are different. I know you’re not that into porn.

The Doctor - I really can’t wait for you to call in to the Radio Show.

Sly - I will not be held responsible for damages to your monitor.

No, we’ll hold the Doctor and his “Thing” responsible.

(I’ve seen my fair share of porn (as L shared with everyone last Wed.), but I don’t think I recognize this guy. Not nearly twinkie/fratty enough for the stuff I get to watch).

Sly - You mean Lee has a type? No way!

Now those are some “come fuck me” lips if I’ve ever seen them. Pucker up boy I’ve got some work for you!

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giggle.

Mr Vaporis,
Any man who talks about his thing as often as you must have something naughty in mind. I mean? who calls himself The Thing? Wasn’t there a scary movie called The Thing? I think we may have called friend’s ex girlfriends “The Thing”. I know we refer to one as “The Chupacabra” but, whatever.
Really, if that is you, good for you. You still aren’t my type. And, the man I date is talented enough for me.

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Vaporis ?

Perhaps meaning “of vapor” , “imaginary” , etc ??

My guess is the pic is from a Men’s Muscle / Exercise magazine

The Doc would be an avid reader of “Increase your penis size” articles !
( Sorry , “Increase your THING size” )

Love the hint of Sylvester Stallone in the pic - “I could be Rambo !”

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Chris - Good luck with that.

ginamonster - There was a scary movie called The Thing. It was scary in that goofy horror movie way. Much like this photo.

Dingo - Yeah, I really want to know what the bottom half of that photo looks like. I’m betting there’s something camouflaged.

Dear Gina and Jester, let me explain to you guys what “The Thing” is in order that you might not lose any sleep. I was born and raised in the Bronx of NYC. That phrase has been around for as long as I can remember.

It is simply a street slang to compliment any person who has something positive or attractive about either their accomplishments/and/or their abilities. Another way of saying it is that you have confidence in who you are as a person!

That is all it means. If you ever go to NYC and someone likes who you are or what you have accomplished in your life, they would probably say, “Hey, Jester is the Thing!”

Think about it, why would I potentially make myself look and sound stupid if I didn’t have a foundation for my statement? I am very confident in who I am and am comfortable with me. Yes, I am The thing!

Jester, too bad your readers are not use to looking at nice looking people apparently. I will sit back and watch you guys scramble and look all over the internet trying to find me. How funny indeed. I am the man that you posted and your readers have the right to choose not to believe it. Gina, I think you were really surprise at what you saw and hate to admit that you liked what you saw. Of course that doesn’t mean anything because I believe you when you say that you are happy with your guy. I know all about that because I am happy with my girl too! Jester, let’s have some fun on tomorrow evening. Yes, I am The Thing for sure!

The Doctor

Oh, the readers of this blog are very used to looking at attractive people. Friday Hotness, anyone?

Fortunately, those sexy pictures come with a minimum of annoying and ridiculous commentary from anyone who uses slang like The Thing.

My entry for this caption me is: “So which one of you guys is supposed to be my fluffer?”

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Sly, how many of your so-called hot fridays men even communicate with any of you? My guess is 0.

The Doctor

I find the things being said entertaining, from all parties involved! But since I’ve been where Vapor’s at, I can’t in good conscience jump onto the bandwagon. But I can say that the person in the picture isn’t my type. I’m not sure what makes him less my type. The puckering lips or the corresponding narcissistic dialogue? That’s not to say that he isn’t attractive to somebody, though.
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The Doctor,
Being from the West Coast, New York slang means very little to me. By very little, I really mean nothing. I maintain that calling oneself “The Thing” is creepy; regardless of the reasons.

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Oh, Otherme, HAHAHAHAHA! That’s great!

ginamonster’s last blog post…Things to Do in Reno

The Doctor - My readers are quite accustomed to nice looking people. They have mirrors.

Sly - Well, there has been some strange feedback to some Friday Hotness photos, but that was some completely OTHER person who went by “Man’s Man” I believe.

othurme - brilliant.

Steve - I know there are some people who have questioned your identity. I don’t really care about that. You don’t (as far I know) log in to the same site over and again under different pseudonyms and spout religious babble.

gina - Creepy is more than applicable. I think you’ll like the John Hiatt song.

A message to Steve. Now, you’re the one sounding creepy. Why would you speak of someone not being your type when the person you’re referring to is madly in love with WOMEN? For you to even size me up in that manner makes my stomach turn sour! I would respectfully ask that all of the men not comment on how they think I look. I’d only be interested in the women who frequent this site. Jester please help me with that point. Thanks man! I look forward to having a nice dialog with some of you on tomorrow evening. Until then, I am off to eat at my favorite Japanese Teppan Restaurant, Shogun’s!

The Doctor

PS. Yes, I am The Thing!

Table for one , I presume ?

You know , I was variously speechless , amused and puzzled by The Doctor’s last post
Was he trying to stir the pot to get a reaction from gay guys ?
Was he planting the seed to back out of ringing in to Jester’s show ?
Why is he continuing to post ?

But the last line “I am off to eat at my favorite Japanese Teppan Restaurant, Shogun’s” sounded like a little boy playing at being a grown man
Kind of sad and scary at the same time ( shudder )

If you are eating at Shogun’s tonight , avoid the guy in the corner table playing with his cigarette lighter

Seriously !

Dingo’s last blog post…0109 FENWAY

Doctor, coming to a blog which is run by a gay man and dictating that we don’t size your male appearance up is as ridiculous as me going to my straight friends’ blogs and telling them to stop talking about women’s tits! LOL Oh, my I understand the story now. Hehehehhehe Hey did anyone hear that Hillary won Ohio?

Steve’s last blog post…Montezuma’s Revenge/Stuff

So we have yet to find out who the porn star is huh? Where is Lee. I thought it was Micheal Lucas as well.

Steve, you sound very ignorant my friend. As I understand it, this is not an exclusive “gay” site as I’ve both seen and read others who have made it clear that they are not gay! There are single men on here who are not gay. There are married women on here who are not gay. Must I go on?

when I came on this site, I knew that the owner of this site was gay, but that wasn’t an issue for me as I never tried to tell him not to be gay. As a straight man, I think that I should give all others the same respect that I, myself, expect from others. So, if I may ask what in the hell did you drink tonight? Whatever it is, you need to put it down.

The Doctor

Ps. Don’t forget, I am The Thing!

The Doctor - Seems to me you would be a bit nicer to Steve, who is actually in a way defending you. Sending your photo in to a website that is hosted by a gay man, and frequently deals with gay issues and then asking the men to not comment on your looks is asinine.

Dingo - Welcome to the dichotomy and schizophrenic nature that is The Doctor. I just shrug most of the time.

Steve - Right… it’s like taking a strawberry cheesecake to a diabetic convention.

TopNCal - Lee is dealing with a funeral. But I’m sure he’ll show up soon enough to solve the mystery.

The Doctor - “I never tried to tell him not to be gay.” I think we ALL know that is not true.

Is he gay? Oh why, oh why are all the hot guys gay? I continue with my conspiracy theory. And otherme, I am destined to take your place as sex toy with Killer. It is all I think about now.

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Jester, Steve was not supporting me. He made the stupid statement and I corrected him. As you obviously know, you have other readers on this site who are not gay. And they probably wouldn’t appreciate people who choose that lifestyle to make “cat-calls” at them. I am sure Britt would not want the gay men making a play for her husband. I’m sure that as a “straight” woman, she doesn’t want to be bothered with lesbians who trys to convert her to their way of thinking. Yet, you guys are friends, right? So what is the problem?

What is asinine is to think that because you visit a gay site that you are of like mind. I can’t wait until Lee comes back so he can fail at trying to set your mind at ease about me. I am so amazed that just because a man who happens to have good looks and a nice body is feared by people and is treated with suspicion. I didn’t know that the world was so filled with insecure people. At any rate, I will talk with you guys later tonight!

The Doctor

This message is for Dingy Dingo. I didn’t know that you would exhibit such a jealous rage as seen in your very juvenile remarks. I eat alone when I desire to do that. I eat with others when I choose to. What about you? Talk about being a boy, your picture would be right next to the definition in Webster’s. Go home kid and we will talk later!

The Doctor

Absurdist - I fully encourage you to seek “Michael Vaporis” out. He lives in the Dallas area, even. He claims to be pathologically straight. I think we should arrange a date.

The Doctor - Steve was defending you by saying that it is completely possible that you are who you claim to be, and that the photo could very well be you. In fact, Steve is the ONLY person so far who has supported that claim. I don’t think any of the straight guys who participate here are threatened in any way by the appreciation of the gay readers. I’m certain Miss Britt enjoys it when I refer to her husband as “hot.”

Jester, I am sure Britt knows that you are just kidding when you reference her husband that way. You and I both know that if you were serious, there would be some problems! Well, if I misunderstood our friend, Steve, then please pardon my rush to judgment. Are you guys excited about tonight? I am looking forward to hearing why you think that “open relationships” should be considered. I am sure I will have a good take on that.

Doctor!

The Doctor - I’m sure you will have interesting thoughts on many topics.

what a douchebag the doctor makes himself out to be.

i am a single woman, who is not a lesbian, and guarantee that in a bar i wouldn’t let him so much as buy me a drink. (and i like to drink!) personally i am not attracted to guys who look like the douche doctor. so he can drink a huge glass of shut the fuck up juice and find another website if he disagrees with everyone here. what a loser.

Dear Hellohahanarf, before you assume that I would attempt to buy you a drink, you probably should be noticed first, don’t you think? I think I just said something!

The Doctor

Ps. I am The Thing!

oh you would notice me alright. but i don’t make it a habit of socializing with such obvious losers.

every time I see his pouty lips, I giggle.

Meanwhile I will try to think up something witty to say on the listener line.

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Hey Hellhahanarf, you have one major problem: I don’t do Bar Whores!

The Doctor

“I don’t do Bar Whores!”

Doctor - We believe you don’t do them, but don’t think for one second anyone here believes it not for not trying.

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hello - Are you buying the shut the fuck up juice?

The Doctor - I don’t think you could miss hellohahanarf. She’s gorgeous and has a giant rack. Of course, I have you pegged as being an ass man.

othurme - I’m sure he’s got more than his fair share of great “lines” and probably smells like a gallon of Drakkar Noir.