Blog Goddesses
 

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[edited to include the following disclaimer: I did not mean to leave out another Goddess that I read daily, Liz, who is a co-author at Killer's site, but I was afraid that Killer would snag the title of Goddess and not pass it on to his hysterical boozy blogmate! Judging from his comment, I was right!]

So, I’ve gotten some emails recently about my recent post about my latest Blog Crush, and how it was all about the boys, totally neglecting the ladies of the blogosphere that I enjoy reading.

In fact, Mist 1 said:

I would like to protest. What does a girl have to do to make you have a crush on her?

I replied:

No need to protest. In order for me to have a crush on a girl, she has to have a penis. However, you fall into a separate category I like to call Blog Goddesses and you’ll be called upon in a post very shortly. I’m truly not worthy to develop a crush on you!

In true Mist form, her response had me cracking up:

I would like to enter the argument that I have had several penises. Many of them have gotten attached. But, I can live with Blog Goddess.

So I would like to point out my daily reads that fall into the Blog Goddess category.

Blog Goddess

Of course there’s Mist, who makes my attempts at humor look like Gene Wilder to her Richard Pryor. Her comments on my posts are usually funnier than my post. I hate want to be her.

Next up is Kristy, who I have had the pleasure of meeting in person (do I have to remind you of the stunning karaoke video?). She will make you laugh, she will make you cry. Reading her blog about a Total Eclipse gig that she attended last year actually sparked my interest in reviving my blog and actually writing again.

Bianca’s writing style draws you into her world and makes you feel like you know her almost immediately. She has a fantastic way of relaying a story about her life, and relating it to something we’ve all experienced. I haven’t met her yet, but hopefully on my next trip through Tulsa, she’ll let me buy her a drink.

Miss Britt and I could have been married in another life, or maybe siblings… of course if we were in Arkansas we could be both… but I digress… She is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, Prince, the word ‘fuck’ and as I’ve said before, she’s far from your average mommy blog.

Last, but not least is the only “international” blog on my must read list. You may remember DutchBitch from the Guest Post she wrote over here some time ago. She’s got a funny outlook on life, especially some of the stranger customs of her homeland… plus she talks about places like “Schiermonnikoog” which just makes me giggle.

You will notice that I don’t talk about some of the better known bloggers like Dooce etc… that’s because frankly, I’ve never read anything on those blogs that have entertained me nearly as much as the Goddesses I’ve listed here.

I’m always looking for new blogs to love, who do you guys think I should add to my Goddesses or Blog Crush list?

11 Responses to “Blog Goddesses”
 

I am crying so hard right now and my tiara is slipping off my head. I want to thank my Higher Power and my parents and the good people at Blogger. This is an honor that I will remember for as long as I can.

Where’s the after party?

Mist 1 wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 5:22 am

 
 

Okay, now I want to be changed to the Goddess list.

Killer wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 7:31 am

 
 

This marks exactly the third time in my life a gay man has made me so happy I’ve blushed.

And Mist? Yeah, I love her - but I am contemplating banning her from commenting on my site. Because, as you said, 9 times out of 10 her 4 word comment is better than my entire damn post.

And, for future reference, if you ever need a green card or something, I will happily be your Grace to my Seal. Wait. Shit. They never got married…

Well, you get my point.

Miss Britt wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 8:50 am

 
 

I’m a Goddess now? Sweet! Does that mean I can have Japan as well as Seattle?

Bianca wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

 
 

Mist 1 - remember as long as you can? So about twenty minutes into the after party? I guess I’ll have to put a banner up that reminds you why you’re here. It will get embarrassing after the third time you mistakenly wish UMB a happy birthday.

Killer - I was afraid of that. See my edited comment on the post.

Miss Britt - I’m intrigued, what are the other two? Thanks for the offer for a green card… I wish I could take you up on that, but aren’t we both American? :)

Bianca - Sure you can have Japan, too. The commute is going to be a bitch, though.

jester wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

 
 

I feel like I got shafted in this exchange.

I least I finally got shafted… damn, it’s been a while.

Liz wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

 
 

Liz - Blame Killer. He stole your sash and used it as a headband.

jester wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

 
 

Even if I didn’t know you were gay, your use of the term “sash” would have totally given it away.

I do blame Killer. For everything.

Liz wrote on February 8th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

 
 

OMG! I didn’t even realize until today that I was ON this post!!! Thank you thank you thank you

Please hold my pot for a minute…

*kissing your feet*

DutchBitch wrote on February 17th, 2007 at 4:41 am

 
 

Dutchy - LOL. I just thought you knew you were that fabulous and was perturbed that it took me so long to acknowledge it. ;)

Mind if I puff on that?

jester wrote on February 18th, 2007 at 12:59 am

 
 

What in the name of Jerry Brightonhammer was that all about?
I dont’ know but it doesn’t make sense to me.

JerryBrightonhammer wrote on March 30th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

 

Say something already!