makes me almost wish i were gay so that i could wear one. but i like dick too much so i will have to skip this shirt.
xoxo

I would have to put on that shirt,

“I like Rainbows”.

“But I am not gay.”

“Not that there is anything wrong with it.”

“I just like rainbows.”

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So Sly just NOW informed me of this post and I’m touched and honored to have inspired a T-shirt. I’m SO FREAKIN gay that I inspired a rainbow exclamation point t-shirt. Holy Higgs Boson!

Perhaps the next post (or the discussion of this post) should be what exactly makes me SO gay (and fabulous).

oh yeah, it kills me that I mentioned a burka made of human skin, but ‘banging my girlfriend’ is what you had trouble swallowing(pun intended?). Come on people! A burka! made of skin! jeez!

What is worse, Lee, is that I imagined the skin burka, in an african sort of hue, and I moved along without a second thought except for how it would be to wear one. (heavy, hot, and a little moist?)

I would like to know, were are the bows and glitter?

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hello - considering the lengths you’ve stated you’re willing to go to just to get the chance to nuzzle Killer’s balls, I think you could still wear the shirt.

Absurdist - Why does it bother you so much that the Rainbow has come to represent gays?

Lee - Wait. You have to have Sly read ahead to tell you if there’s anything worth reading on my site? We all have had skin burkas for ten years. For once you are far behind the fashion curve. Mine is made of 8 year olds. Of course it took close to thirty of them to make the burka large enough to fit me….

Ginamonster - I figured Lee wore bows and glitter often enough that adding it to the shirt was overkill.

Oh honey, if I’m wearing the shirt, it doesn’t need bows and glitter (if I’m not already wearing bows and glitter it won’t be long some just come shooting out of me[among other things])

Lee - I have the overwhelming urge to sing “Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows.”

I just get up earlier and can’t wait to see what madness will pop-up on your blog, so I read it with my morning coffee.

I was thinking if I were to wear the shirt, the exclamation point will accentuate my boobs really well…

Sly - I can’t even read my own site until after I’ve had coffee. Everything you wear accentuates your boobs. I especially like that outfit with all the feathers and tassles.

Shhh…don’t go telling everyone what I wear for you when we have our special encounters. Lee will get jealous that I never let him borrow it.

Lee - I intentionally refused to stand behind you when we met because I was worried about being hit by the rainbows and glitter. I figured that’s how you catch it. The Gay.

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It doesn’t bother me a bit. I just love that comedian (from whom I stole those line) who said, “How selfish do you have to be to steal the whole color spectrum?” I thought it was classic. But not against gays. Just a funny statement all around.

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Sly - I have news for you… he borrows it when you go out of town.

Othurme - It’s so hard to get rainbow dust off your trousers. If you haven’t caught The Gay yet from being around UMB and me, I don’t think even Lee’s superstrength gay will get you.

Absurdist - We are a selfish people except when it comes to matters of charity.

Why you gettin’ on me?

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Really though, what makes me so super gay? Sly and I agree that way more nerdy than I am gay. That’s not to say I’m not really gay, just that I’m REALLY nerdy too.

Absurdist - Because you are soft and you giggle when I bounce on you.

The things that make Lee so super gay:

• Wardrobe
• Hair
• Makeup
• Sophie Ellis Bextor
• “I am a lady.”
• Shits Rainbows
• Equipped with safety railings and sprinklers
• All that gay sex

• My wardrobe is fabulous!
• As is my hair…
• You can barely tell I’m wearing make-up
• kick kick, side, side, side side, spin 2-3-4
• that was a great easter, huh?
• if only
• safety first!
• oh yeah! which was great this morning!

Speaking of easter, I haven’t seen your parents in forever! I miss them!

Lee - My case, as they say, has been rested.

Lee - We were just talking about that this weekend. They were disappointed we didn’t meet up in San Diego. Come up to the party on Saturday afternoon, they’ll be here. Bring Sly. You guys can see Total Eclipse play.

But come on! I’m really nerdy too! I think I’m more nerdy than gay. I have a color coded periodic table that I colored in myself! Sly and I did a periodic table quiz the other night! My new favorite exclamation is Holy Higgs Boson! I sometimes break out my quantum mechanics book just for fun! I regularly think about space-time.

He also has more ipods than pairs of shoes.

I’ll have to skip the party, but will they be around sunday?We didn’t get back to SD until 9ish and got stuck in the most horrible traffic like 5 miles away from SD. C’est la vie.

She’s right! I only have two pairs of shoes that I actually wear. That’s SO not gay.

Lee - Gay and Nerdy aren’t mutually exclusive. No one questions either your nerdiness or your gayness. Would you prefer the tee shirt be a rainbow striped physics equation?

Sly - That’s a lot of iPods.

Lee - Had to edit you there a little bit. Yes, they should be around on Sunday.

Lee - It’s still gay. Both of those pairs of shoes are shiny, glittery, and have heels.

Rainbow physics equation! I think I just messed myself!
Gay Science!

Holmium Molydbenium - HoMo

Gallium Yttrium - GaY

Bismuth Mercury Cobalt Carbon Potassium - BiHg CoCK

Shiny, glittery, and heels?!
No, you’re thinking of my pajamas

Lee - You are so gay. When did you start wearing pajamas that didn’t come with feathers?

Wow, you are both really gay.

Allergies dear, allergies

Is there that part where we turn to each other, put our magic rings together and turn into something awesome?

Sly - Your point is?

Lee - I find Benadryl and a fifth of Vodka makes those night time allergies a thing of the past. Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE! Form of: Ryan Reynold’s jockstrap!

Hey People! Tell me, what is happening today? Jester man, you must put up some pics of some pretty and fine women with nice butts! Come on, do the rest of us a favor my Brother.

The Doctor

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*breathing hard* oh that was awesome!

so the doctor likes nice butts huh… uh-huh, you know what that means…

The Doctor - I see they let you out for your hour of internet time for the week. Thanks for stopping by.

Lee - That’s what HE said.

Lee - enlighten me… what does it mean that the Doctor likes nice butts?

ok, let’s consider a few things

If he was coming for the naked chick pics, he would have picked another site because, from my understanding, there is a lot of naked chicks doing naughty things all over the internet. Doesn’t seem like the reason the doc is here. Maybe it has to do with the gays here.

Perhaps he’s trying to convert us by suggesting more chick pics here. He may think that looking at picks of naked chicks are going to help cure teh gayes. This is one of the stupidest things ever, so let’s give him a little credit and say there is another reason.

He picked out the butt as his interest. Now I know many straight boys are butt men, you think if he was trying to straighten us out, he would have picked a more female specific attribute. Boobs? the Va-jay-jay?

Perhaps if there are some chicks up with the dude pics, he feels safe looking at the dude pics because he can play it off as looking at the chicks. Perhaps we are his safe space, where he can consider the beauty of the male form without consequence and chick pics almost give it the hint of legitimacy.

whatchathink?

oh yeah, and CHECK-FUCKING-MATE BITCH

Lee - You argument sounds way too much like logic. There seems to be a scientific approach to your decision making. Since this directly contradicts my faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I reject your arguments out of hand. You are only making sense because the devil has given you the words to say to make me doubt my faith.

*That* my friend is a checkmate.

ha! things that make lee super gay: all that gay sex. that hit my funny bone hard this evening. good one!

although who has more ipods than shoes? that is unacceptable. just so not right.

so now we have “the doctor”, eh? hope they go and check out your post where you asked for testimonials. this should be a good one. hope they don’t go over to killer’s site to see liz posting her vajayjay photo after killer posted his balls on mt. rushmore. i’m sure the doctor would be angry at liz for her photo. even though she doesn’t seem to have caught the gay yet.

please post a drawing of the flying spaghetti monster. thanks!

hello - Yeah, I can’t wait for The Doctor’s testimonial. Here’s the drawing: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg

Is anyone else even reading this blog anymore?!

So I was thinking about the use of logic and creationists come in to a conversation and throw ideas around that make no sense and then declare they have triumphed over logic. I was trying to think of an analogy for this.

It’s like running onto a soccer field with a baseball bat, beating the shit out of everyone and then declaring yourself the winner of the game.

thoughts? suggestions?

but, but, but…i wanted YOU to draw the fsm…

sniff, sniff

(hi, lee! i’m still here. and i love baseball bats.)

wait! who put a pic of their vajayjay up on the net?! That’s just wrong! That’s like me putting a pic of my wing dang doodle up on the ne…. NEVER MIND!

“wing dang doodle” made me laugh so hard that i fell over and then hurt myself trying to get up. hope you are happy, lee. (just go to killerrants and view liz’s most recent post. it is ok. i promise.)

Lee - I’m reading it. And hello and sly are reading it. Plus the people who commented earlier who get an email for each reply. They are probably cussing us out right now. *waves*

I like your analogy, but I think it would be better if the people run out on the soccer field with a book and declare the game to be a work of penguins.

hello - Oh. Ok. I’ll draw you a FSM.

Lee - Right. You’ve never done that. I’ve never seen those pictures. If they exist, that is.

hello - it’s strange to fall over from laughter as opposed to drunkenness, right?

yay, jester drawings!!! squeeeeeeeee!

(and yes, yes it is a bizarre feeling to fall over from sober laughter. i should mark today on the calendar.)

p.s. jseter, can you make american idol never ever do that group sing crap again? please?

Work of penguins! I like it!

Everyday I participate in the EXACT SAME DISCUSSION with people over at the christian forums about evolution and homosexuality.

Most of those people are REALLY nice and many of the admittedly religions ones are actually really open minded.
(Did I mention the fact that I think 40% of the people on the christian forums are atheists, diests, agnostics, or pagans[not kidding, honest to earth mother pagans])

Anyway, every day, every discussion is pretty much the same.
Creationists don’t understand or don’t want to understand science.
Anti-homo or anti gay marriage folks have no idea what a free society means.

I want to reiterate, these people are definitely the minority over there, but a very vocal(verbose) minority.

it’s getting old!

Thank goodness for this blog!

hello - I’ve already marked it. And RE: Idol. I’m not a miracle worker. It’s not on here yet, so don’t spoil the ending for me!

Lee - The fact that you’re hanging out at Christian forums makes me giggle from my special places. What’s the deal, have you already slept with everyone on Craigslist already?

I gave up on trying to sleep with people on craigslist. It was getting too easy. I like a challenge, so now I’m trying to sleep with people on christianforums. It’s gonna be a hoot!

Lee - Why do you think it’s going to be any more of a challenge than Craigslist? It will be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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You guys are funny.

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