Yeah, that Britney period photo was horrible. And I think I’m going to name my first child Zohar.

Avitable’s last freaking blog post…AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk

Avitable - Zohar Avitable. Nope… no one will ever pick on her. As long as you wax her back she should be fine.

Zohar Thor Avitable.

Avitable’s last freaking blog post…AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk

Fred Phelps is a complete moroon! He doesn’t even qualify to be a part o the human race.

DaDuck’s last freaking blog post…I can say

Terrible! I’m shocked by this death and very sad.

Bastards! It’s hard not to hate fundamentalists when this is the kind of shit comes up

I’m so glad I didn’t catch this one cuz I don’t care about britney or her menstrual cycle

I’ve always been a fan of the name Nicodemus

Sorry to hear Absurdist!

oh newtons nipples! that was horrible! I’m not participating in this! You know I’m horrified by hair! I prefer the smooth ones! mmmmmmm

Oh sweetheart, you’ve been in the area too long to not realize that people drive like this everyday here! It’s really ridiculous. I’m not entirely sure how I don’t see a wreck at least once a day. What I find most amazing is when they get upset when THEY do something stupid. I’m also a real stickler for blinker use so you can imagine how upset I get on those rare occasions that I drive.

Watching TV is like having a car salesman in your living room. I hate being sold to and I hate the psychological manipulation that is The News. Can’t people just give me the facts and I’ll decide how I feel about them rather then people telling me how I feel or interpreting them for me. Just tell me how much it’s raining, how long it’s gonna last, and if there is some kind of real emergency I need to know about. sheesh!

Avitable - Pretty. God I hope she takes after her mother.

DaDuck - Fred Phelps is a festering wound on the hairy ass crack of civilization.

Lee - Newton’s Nipples!? And may I remind you I’m not very smooth…

As a straight girl, I am going to have to politely decline your kind naming suggestions. There is a reason they have gone out of fashion, each of them are atrocious.

Yes, newton’s nipples! I’m trying to integrate more science names into my exclamations.
By Rutherford’s balls!
Great Bohr’s ghost!
Schroedinger’s cat!(?)

Sly, you know that Nicodemus is a fabulous name! What would you prefer? Wentworth? Fitzwilliam?

Nicodemus is the name of a cartoon rat. Fitzwilliam and Wentworth (which, btw is HIS LAST NAME. Frederick would be the appropriate name for the shoddy argument you are attempting to make!), while cumbersome as names go, at least can be attributed to two of the great romantic heroes of literature. CHECKMATE.

If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
-Zapp Brannigan

whatcha think?!

And, for the record, Nicodemus is a bible name!
Just because the name was made popular by a very intelligent rat in a book (or in your case, a cartoon, since I know you don’t do the whole book reading thing), doesn’t mean it doesn’t have biblical origins.

Leeman- I know that Nicodemus is a biblical name. However, I am likely to hold both The Rats of Nimh and any of the Austen canon in higher esteem than the book you seem to think I have not read. I also guarantee that any kid named Wentworth is destined to get a hell of a lot more play than any named Nicodemus or Nebuchadnezzar. So let me hit that bull’s-eye and bring down your house of cards—my future kid is going to be a way bigger pimp than yours.

Love you! (Now we should really stop bickering on Jester’s blog)

Whoa, I missed something.

But it’s so much fun when our bickering is in the public forum!

I have to say,
I am very sad that Heath Ledger died. Although, everyone dies. Just not that early.
I don’t know if I would have preferred to have Britney Spears die though, Maybe someone like Robert Downy JR. ANYWAY. I’m sure the Phelps are going to have a field day. However, I’ll bet this is when some of them get killed by crazy fans of Heath. One can wish.
I think the fact that you posted a link to view Britney Spears’ vagina pad is just….ewww! News only spreads if someone spreads it. *wink*
ANNDDD. Those names would be interesting. Judas sounds nice, but at the moment, the poor kid would get hell for having that name. I guess its like naming a Jewish boy Jesus anymore. I’m sure they do, but still.

Sly - There is nothing atrocious about “Judas.” I think it’s an awesome name.

Lee - Fleming’s Infection! Curie’s Glowing Ghost!

Sly and Lee - I love the public bickering. Makes me feel at home.

Branden - Robert Downey Jr. can’t die. He’s like a cockroach. As far as Britney goes, I don’t make the news, I just report on the ridiculousness of it.

I can’t believe I looked. I didn’t have to, but I couldn’t believe she would put something like that out to view. No class, that one.

I’m trying to figure out, Jester, why people tailgate in in the snow. SNOW!

I am sorry that Heath Ledger died. It’s never who you think will kick it. (I make my assumptions based solely on gossip from perez hilton. of course) Britney. Amy. Kate. Pete.

I think Robert Downey has cleaned it up a bit, hasn’t he?

ginamonster’s last freaking blog post…My room is clean! but my closet isn’t

ginamonster - No class? Britney? No way! People tailgate in the snow because they are trying to use you as a bulldozer for clearing their path. You should hit the brakes. I would have bet anything that any of your list would have kicked the bucket before Heath. Robert Downey Jr hasn’t been in trouble for a long time.

yeah. I’m sorry to have to break it to you. Thankfully, I never held her in high esteem so it hasn’t been painful for me to watch her fall. Except that I really do feel bad for her as a person, you know?

ginamonster’s last freaking blog post…My ass is killing me

I just about spewed yesterday when I saw that he died.

Other than that, I am thrilled that someone freakin’ linked to me. Do you have any idea how often that happens? You are soooo sweet to even mention me. I am popular! At least, with one person.

****hugs*****

I too wish Britney (or however the fuck you spell her name) would die too. I am just waiting. Waiting.. Patiently. Of course, too much longer, and I am going to have to whip out the ole killawhore stick…

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ginamonster - I think I’ll survive. I no longer feel sorry for her. She’s had ample opportunity to get her shit together.

Absurdist - You mean you don’t get links everyday either? Killawhore stick… hmm… wish I had one of those.

Absurdist, I totally feel the same way when I get links. Maybe I should start reading you…

Jester, I honestly think she is mentally ill. Which means she needs to be put away, detoxed and drugged up on something that will “fix” her. And I don’t say that very often.

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ginamonster - Yes you should start reading Absurdist’s blog. I’m happy to hand out links when I can.

sonsabitches…i wanted to read absurdist’s troubles with her bigot, but my link didn’t work.

hope heath’s death brings about some good…people need to understand how drugs interact and how even young, healthy men are not invincilbe. prescription drugs can kill, people. (i find it hard to believe he killed himself…i think it had to be the interactions)

regarding the names…my money is on you getting a baby momma or adopting a little judas. just coz i am a straight female doesn’t mean my chances of raising quartus are better than yours!

hello - i’m sure absurdist will happily give you the right link. Not sure why it didn’t work. I’d love to adopt a little Judas. I just don’t myself ever being able to afford him.