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Aah… elimination night. Why do have the feeling this is going to be a bad show? Oh right… Mariah Carey is on. Plus someone I like is probably going home. This show really pisses me off sometimes.
Let’s get it over with, shall we?
36 million votes were cast last night. Elliot Yamin is also performing tonight. Wonder if he will talk about his mom who passed away last week.
Aah… the group number “One Sweet Day.” At least they toned down the ridiculous choreography tonight. The song was pretty blech, though.
Time for the first round of the elimination process:
Jason Castro comes out and gets moved to the left side of the stage for the dreaded “Group” separation.
David Cook is out next and he moves to the right side of the stage.
Carly Smithson is next on the block. She joins Jason Castro on the left side of the stage.
Kristy Lee Cook joins David Cook on the right.
Ford commercial with the marionette theme. How original. ::rolls eyes::
Elliot Yamin is up next to perform “Free.” He’s such a better performer now than he was on the show. He actually moves around the stage and has some physical energy. His voice was always amazing, but he’s so much more exciting to watch now. If he had been this animated a couple of years ago he would have won. Best performance by a past idol all season. He’s got “We Miss You Mom” written on his palm. This was his first performance without his mom being in the audience. I’m a bit verklempt.
Syesha Mercado is out next to take her place on stage. She’s joining Jason and Carly on the left.
Brooke White is up to take her place next to David Cook and KLC. It’s a fairly surprising split.
David Archuleta is left standing alone.
Ugh, why won’t let this call-in gag die? It is really sad and stupid and tedious and boring and awful.
And now it’s time for the Mariah Carey performance. I’m subjecting myself to this solely for the benefit of this blog. Why does she insist on using that stupid hand motion that is supposed to coordinate with the melody of the song? Is she playing an invisible theramin? And is there suddenly an open window in the studio to delicately blow the hair from her face? This song sucks with a capital Hoover. Quit saying “Bye Bye” and get the hell off the stage you screeching batshit crazy harpy.
Thank god that’s over.
Let’s get back to the results.
Syesha, Carly and Jason in one group. David Cook, KLC, and Brooke in another.
David Archuleta will be asked to join the top 3. David is safe. Of course.
Uh oh. David Cook and Syesha swapped places. So that changed the groups totally.
David Cook, Carly, Jason Castro and David Archuleta are all safe.
Kristy Lee Cook, Brooke White, and Syesha Mercado are the bottom three. Fuck. I hope it’s not Brooke going home PLEASE!?
Syesha is safe. This means either KLC or Brooke is going home. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
KRISTY LEE COOK GOES HOME!!!! THANK YOU AMERICA FOR GETTING IT RIGHT!!!!!
My girl Brooke is safe!!!!!!!!!! Fan-fucking-tastic.
Just when I think America has lost its mind, they redeem themselves.
Don’t scare me like that again, ok!? KLC has needed to go home for a long long time.
