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Jester: I have a friend who lives there [New York], but I don’t know how real his invitation to visit is.
Lisa: I’d just go on hotels.com and browse. If you want to run neighborhoods past me, let me know.
Jester: it’s a guy I dated 11 years ago. He was HOT HOT HOT. Looked like Val Kilmer.
Lisa: ooh nice
Jester: yeah. back in the day when I could date a model
Lisa: oh shut up
Jester: lol. i still some how managed to get a guy way above my league. 
so it’s all good
Lisa: you’re ridic.
Jester: Ha!
Lisa: oh did you see Kristy’s invite?
Jester: yes. we’re going to try to go.
Lisa: yay!
Jester: should be fun.
Lisa: def.
Jester: i love that you’re speaking in abbreviations today.
Lisa: ha…I usually love to abbreviate. but depends on my mood
Jester: “I’m in an abbreviation mood.”
Lisa: ha! yes
Jester: “You know what I’m in the mood for? That’s right, abbreviation!”
Lisa: HA
Jester: “Come over tonight for some wine and abbreviation…”
Lisa: goes great with a nice pinot
Jester: What do you want for dinner tonight, honey? “Oh, I don’t know… Abbreviation?”
Lisa: ha. you’re just full of em
Jester: Ever wonder why the word “abbreviation” is so long?
Lisa: hilarious. and a great point
Jester: If only I could do a real job as well as I come up with stupid pithy statements.
Lisa: I’m sure there’s some sort of job that will accommodate that skill.
Jester: Professional Smartass?
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