Blessed Meme
 

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Can’t do it. I have been comatose most of the day. How I survived work, I’ll never know. My eyes are burning, my stomach has finally stopped rolling.

I’m just to smurfin’ old for a three day bender.

So, thanks to my new friend Colin Brooks, I bring you the past life diagnosis test:

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.

Take the test yourself here: http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/index.html

As an aside: I just found a ton of comments from Ginamonster and Sly in my spam filter. I don’t have any idea why!? So if you’ve been wondering why I didn’t respond to your comments, it’s because I didn’t know they were there. I recovered 12(!) just now from the past several days! Sorry ladies!!!!

11 Responses to “Blessed Meme”
 

Wow, mentioned by name and linked. I feel loved! Or it could be that thing I ate.

Actually this is a very intense diagnosis! Mine was very boring compared to yours.

All global problems have similar origins. There is only one origin. Human stupidity. The rest is all nature and you don’t fuck with nature…

Colin Brookss last blog post..new masthead :: the ghosts of butterflies

Colin Brooks wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 12:10 am

 
 

“I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Bulgaria around the year 775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.”

I feel okay about being male.

But EITHER a sailor OR a shoemaker?!? How do I get bounced between those extremes? Maybe I was a shoemaker on a ship??

Dave2s last blog post..Eyes

Dave2 wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am

 
 

ohhhh, this could be fun. will check it out when i get a moment.

(you have a category called “bullshit” and for some reason that cracks me the fuck up. i mean cracks me the smurf up. nope, i meant the fuck up.)

hello haha narfs last blog post..Two Happy Things + One…uhhhh…Thing

hello haha narf wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:27 am

 
 

a commercial just came on saying that oprah is doing a show about past life regression. you are in sync with oprah. i’m officially disturbed.

hello haha narfs last blog post..Two Happy Things + One…uhhhh…Thing

hello haha narf wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 4:30 am

 
 

Mine was kinda weird, because it patterned my current life.

The Absurdists last blog post..Michelle IS here, please leave a message

The Absurdist wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 5:39 am

 
 

“I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-East around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.”

The last two paragraphs seem about right but I think my profession was bar maid!

Hillys last blog post..The Woman In The Iron Mask….

Hilly wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 6:48 am

 
 

I was wondering why nothing was showing up, but figured it was something to do with my work computer.

Sly wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 8:03 am

 
 

I got all those comments in my email, even though I wasn’t subscribed to them on any of those posts. I usually unsubscribe when you reply to me. Because I am what is most important. ;)

“I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1850. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!”

That totally sounds like me. Except I was a princess who had people who waited on me and took all unpleasantness away from me so that I was never uncomfortable or wanting for anything.

Shellis last blog post..Fick the Bullets

Shelli wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 9:23 am

 
 

watching work out, doing laundry and packing for reno. remembered to do this. so here is what those lying sacks o poop said:

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.

i wonder if i was a gay man in my previous life. that would explain a thing or two…

hello haha narfs last blog post..Two Happy Things + One…uhhhh…Thing

hello haha narf wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

 
 

Mine sounds like Shelli’s:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Cyprus around the year 1650. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!

Fuck the magic. Where’s the fucking money?

Winters last blog post..Tuesday Tune

Winter wrote on May 13th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

 
 

Colin Brooks - Yup, I try to share as much link lovin as I can. Well… I actually try to share as much real lovin too, but that’s a different story.

Dave2 - You’d have to be pretty dextrous to make shoes on a moving ship. What else can you do with those fingers?

hello - I’m planning on having an all Smurfin’ radio show soon. Where our usual dirty mouths are censored by the word. I think it would be fun.

Absurdist - Maybe you are really dead and your spirit is checking on its past life. Or maybe you have a habit of repeating the same patterns over and again.

Hilly - If by “bar maid” you mean “drunk whore” I totally agree. *whistles innocently*

Sly - Must have been the ip address change or something. Who knows. Glad you’re back!

Shelli - Not sure why you’re getting comments you’re not subscribed to. *shrug* Anyway, I thought you were a princess now…?

jester wrote on May 14th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

 

Say something already!