Sexy Time
 

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You’re joining the following conversation already in progress about a Total Eclipse show happening this weekend in a tiny gold mining town in the foothills of the Sierras….

Jester: so i got word back. they hooked us up with two rooms in an 1800’s hotel across the street from town hall.
Lisa: for free?
Jester: yep
Lisa: nice
Jester: i’ve always wanted to stay in one of these old hotels
Lisa: what’s it called?
Jester: no idea. It’s THE Hotel. :D
Lisa: is it going to be like old times…will there be a bedpan and a vase filled with water? ;)
Jester: Hopefully they didn’t get those two items reversed.

[snip]

Jester: hotelleger.com i think that’s it
Lisa: cool…looks historical
Jester: it looks lovely
Lisa: it does.
Jester: and just look at their awards! Best local night spot • Best place to dance • Best place to hear live music • Best pick-up spot • Best place to shoot pool • Best mixed drink concoction • Best website —
Lisa: is it perhaps because it is the only one of all those things?
Jester: That would be my guess
Lisa: so funny
Jester: there’s a band playing there the same night we’re across the street called the Motss Brothers
Lisa: what do they play?
Jester: Don’t know.. but wayyyyyy back in the early days of the internet (before your time!) the only way gay people could find each other on mailing lists was too look for the word “motss”
Lisa: HA
Jester: it meant Members of the same sex.
Lisa: that is funny
Jester: hysterical really
Lisa: you think they knew that?
Jester: i’ll have to sneak over and check them out :D I don’t know.. I sure don’t think anyone has the last name Motss
Lisa: funny

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Jester: Check this out: Please do be aware you are staying in an Historic Inn - our walls are thin, the street noise will effect rooms located street side and we are without TVs and Phones in upstairs rooms- hopefully you are here to step back in time and enjoy what we are and have to offer.
Lisa: oh lord
Jester: hahaha
Lisa: no loud sexy time that’s for sure
Jester: LOL that won’t stop UMB… I mean… umm…
Lisa: HAAAA
Jester: Speaking of sexxxxy time. did you see the john mayer photos?
Lisa: HA…YES. of him in the Borat suit?
Jester: yes

[then simultaneously]

Lisa: is it wrong that I was VERY attracted to him still?
Jester: and is it wrong that i thought he was HOT in it?

Lisa: HA
Jester: ROFL
Lisa: oy…we have the same brain
Jester: you’re scaring me

John Mayer as Borat

12 Responses to “Sexy Time”
 

There are…no words.

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Mr. Fabulous wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 3:17 am

 
 

Is that a thumb’s up or is he hitching a ride along with his gear? LOL :)
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Crail wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 4:52 am

 
 

Thank you so much for making me barf. And it was all bile, because I don’t have a goddamned thing in my stomach.

Really? Was that REALLY necessary?

Am I the only one that does’t like ANY of John Mayer’s songs? I really think his music is stupid… come on. “I wanna run through the hall of my high school…I wanna scream at the top of my lungs…”

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The Absurdist wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 6:23 am

 
 

I can honestly say that picture just made my vagina scream. Great. A screaming vagina. I hope Glaxosmithkline makes a pill for that.

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Mel-O-Drama wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 9:04 am

 
 

Too funny. A few years ago my boyfriend and I went to this romantic B&B in the mountains in NH. When you walked in he room there was a framed card saying something like “Welcome to this old Inn. Our walls are paper thin. Anything you say or do. You neighbors will hear you.” (a bit more eloquently of course). The first night we heard some crazy sexy time from the next room…..and in the morning we met the 70 year old couple making the noise. YUCK!

Karen wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 9:23 am

 
 

Mr. Fabulous - I can’t believe I’ve stricken you speechless. I wasn’t sure that was possible. I may have to mark this on the calender.

Crail - Either way I’d give him a ride.

Absurdist - It was really necessary. I’m not here to give you puppy dogs and baby seals. I like John Mayer, especially his blues stuff with the Trio. The poppy schmaltzy stuff isn’t even that bad. Except for that Daughters song. I hate that song.

Mel-O-Drama - I’m pretty sure Glaxosmithkine makes a pill for EVERYTHING. What I’m not sure about (since I’m not an expert on the subject) is a screaming vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

Karen - Oh come on, geezer sex is hot with all that extra flesh and gum smacking….

jester wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

 
 

Ooh! what hotel??? Don’t worry, I won’t stalk you. I’m busy this weekend.

NEXT weekend though, I’ll be in Sac attending the sacred city roller derby bout in roseville…

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ginamonster wrote on February 7th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

 
 

that suit is wrong on any and every person. just wrong.

i’m not a huge fan of john mayer, but i don’t hate him either. he just is.

i love thin walls at hotels. coz i am not quiet. and i sort of enjoy others to know that i am getting it good. yes, i have issues. i think admitting it is the first step, right?

hellohahanarf wrote on February 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

 
 

hello… “I love thin walls at hotels. coz i am not quiet. and i sort of enjoy others to know that i am getting it good.”

I have a feeling that Jester, UMB, and you would get along just fine…just a feeling though. I could be wrong.?.?.?

Toby wrote on February 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am

 
 

ginamonster - I may be in Sac next weekend, too, celebrating my birthday. Perhaps we should meet up to say hi in person? :)
hello - You’re an aural exhibitionist? :)
Toby - Hello and I have already met and we know for a fact we get along well. She hasn’t met UMB yet, but it will happen sometime this year.

jester wrote on February 10th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

 
 

any and every kind of exhibitionist.
can’t help it…

hellohahanarf wrote on February 10th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

 
 

hello - You and UMB will DEFINITELY get along.

jester wrote on February 11th, 2008 at 12:18 am

 

Say something already!