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you call this MILDLY unsuitable for work?!?!? jester darling, i can’t wait to see what is completely unsuitable for work. then again, i think you might have said the guy with the wine bottle up his ass was nsfw. (good call on that one!)
ok, i just looked at the photo again. (it is like a car wreck, i swear.) why in the hell is that guy wearing bowling shoes while the other guy is nakey? would someone please give me the backstory on why someone needs to leave the bowling alley so quickly to help a buddy shave his ass that they leave their own shoes behind?
hellohahanarf wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 6:03 am
Easy answer Hellohahanarf, he didn’t leave a bowling alley, he is creating one!
Tiff wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 7:10 am
jester, please promise me we won’t go bowling in vegas
hellohahanarf wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Well CLEARLY he is getting his butt shaved.
What confuses me is why it’s being done in the hallway of a Holiday Inn…
Miss Britt wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
danny - It’s got to be similar to not being able to reach that spot on your back that itches…
Crail - just in the “nick” of time.
hello - I called it “mildly” NSFW since you really can’t SEE anything. I would love to know the backstory. The fact that the shaver is standing there in bowling shoes was what made me choose this picture. I had a joke floating in my head about bowling balls not starting out smooth, but it never really matured into a good line…
Mel - but if you have some…?
Tiff - And thus the term “bowling lane” was born…
hello - Jester doesn’t do rented shoes.
Miss Britt - Please do tell us how you are so quickly able to identify the hallway floor of a Holiday Inn… that must have been SOME party!
jester wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
No Tom, his dicks not hairy, but his ass is - why don’t we go out in the hall and take care of that, shall we? 
Justme wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
ummm, i have my own bowling shoes. (shhh, don’t laugh) but i still ain’t going looking for the 10 pin, k?
p.s. can’t see anything?!?!? i see a naked dude on his back with his legs spread wide, holding his cock and i so see his balls. and you call that not seeing anything? wonder what i’ll not see in vegas.
hellohahanarf wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Justme - Welcome! Why the hallway? Why during the middle of a bowling game?
hello - There’s not a 12 pin, is there? And seriously… you can’t really see anything… the hint of scrotum and the suggestion of ass. His hand hides almost everything. There are magazine ads and billboards that show this much… Trust me, you won’t want to see me in that position in Vegas.
jester wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Jester, if I had words, I think they would be something like
Holy fucking shit. Hurry, hand me a fork! Must poke out my mind’s eye now! (maybe dude is searching for nekkid man’s mind’s eye. Wrong face, dumbass…)
and then I would crawl up into the fetal position and rock myself to sleep.
Seriously, there are some images that shouldn’t be seen. The bowling shoes, the casino carpet, the EVERYTHING in this picture.
Hello, I’m thinking your trip to vegas is gonna be very memorable.
Mel-O-Drama wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
mel,
join us in vegas and save me from any possible shaving accidents!
hellohahanarf wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
hello,
I might need to join you in vegas if I don’t make my deadline for this book…since it was recently to November from January. I figure if I miss my deadline, I’ll hide out in the casinos. I’ll save you from any unnecessary or unwanted shaving incidents. I promise.
Mel-O-Drama wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Mel - Heh. See, you should use your words!
hello - Don’t you know I would shave BEFORE the trip?
Mel - The more the merrier… come on down…
jester wrote on October 29th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Have you been injured in a shaving accident? Are you horribly embarassed by the scars? Don’t let this happen to you!! Contact the law firm of Burns & Balls, where WE can recover for YOU!!
Grandy wrote on November 7th, 2007 at 1:53 am
“Dood…they have this wax in the bowling alley. It makes your balls really shiney. I swear man! You don’t need that fucking razor!”
Donnie wrote on March 19th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
