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		<title>A New War Has Begun</title>
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		<description>And frankly, I&amp;#8217;m scared shitless.
I&amp;#8217;ll likely have thoughts to share about this turn of events later today. For now, I&amp;#8217;m crying and watching history repeat itself and unfold simultaneously.
The whole story can be found at Joe.My.God.

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<p>I&#8217;ll likely have thoughts to share about this turn of events later today. For now, I&#8217;m crying and watching history repeat itself and unfold simultaneously.</p>
<p>The whole story can be found at <a href="http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2008/11/chaos-in-san-francisco-as-anti-gay.html">Joe.My.God</a>.</p>
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		<title>This Week in Tweets: 2008-11-16</title>
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		<description>@snackiepoo I&amp;#8217;ll buy that tee shirt, by the way. #
@Robguy I&amp;#8217;d totally send you some if it didn&amp;#8217;t cost a gazillion dollars. #
Happy birthday to my love, @lostinthemusic! #
Some one please talk me out of telling my boss to go fuck himself&amp;#8230; #
@Winterheart i&amp;#8217;m miserable at the moment. I&amp;#8217;ve been out of pain meds for [...]</description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> I&#8217;ll buy that tee shirt, by the way. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/998405887">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Robguy">Robguy</a> I&#8217;d totally send you some if it didn&#8217;t cost a gazillion dollars. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/998408498">#</a></li>
<li>Happy birthday to my love, @lostinthemusic! <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000123871">#</a></li>
<li>Some one please talk me out of telling my boss to go fuck himself&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000838764">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Winterheart"><a href="http://www.sunlightsucks.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Toothy and Spooky' );">Winterheart</a></a> i&#8217;m miserable at the moment. I&#8217;ve been out of pain meds for 5 days. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000887980">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Winterheart"><a href="http://www.sunlightsucks.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Toothy and Spooky' );">Winterheart</a></a> i have a hernia, the inside of my stomach is covered in sores, my stomach isn&#8217;t filling and emptying properly. biopsy pending <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000894711">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/soapgirl">soapgirl</a> There are definitely idiots out and about today. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000909083">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ish">Ish</a> Stupid Flanders. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1000920031">#</a></li>
<li>my Twitterank is 81.19! <a href="http://twitterank.com/?u=jestertunes" rel="nofollow">http://twitterank.com/?u=jestertunes</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1002614554">#</a></li>
<li>I think the twitter rank is a score based on the ratio of friends:followers. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1002712232">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> don&#8217;t know how &#8220;homeopathic&#8221; it is, but alcohol drops will help. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003080429">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> wait, what!? <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003233649">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003236830">#</a></li>
<li>God I love this song. ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~qbbs" rel="nofollow">http://blip.fm/~qbbs</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003239199">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> why do you end up sending your new blog posts to twitter three or four times? Hmm!? Are you trying to get traffic!? <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003242601">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003270406">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> are you sure about that? We all know how you like to draw attention to yourself. <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003273449">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003275877">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> Ooh&#8230; look at me, I&#8217;m all mysterious and sultry!!  Ooh&#8230;. look at me, I&#8217;m all cryptic and beautiful&#8230; <img src='http://www.jestertunes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003273449">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003276434">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> Don&#8217;t you &#8220;ummm&#8221; me. I&#8217;ll cut you. <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003288247">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003290575">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> That&#8217;s right, girly&#8230; I know your secrets. Ummm doesn&#8217;t scare me! When are you coming to see me again? <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003293727">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003298030">#</a></li>
<li>Awww. @<a href="http://twitter.com/gaycarguy">gaycarguy</a> stopped following me after my last twat to @snackiepoo. Thanks, qwitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003303388">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> Oh good. More car repair! <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1003310957">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1003316097">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/crail00">crail00</a> Yay! Tha&#8217;ts a definite shot of good news <a href="http://twitter.com/crail00/statuses/1004310307">in reply to crail00</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004319808">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/crail00">crail00</a> He just makes me roll my eyes in the back of my head so far that I can see my own brain. <a href="http://twitter.com/crail00/statuses/1004327599">in reply to crail00</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004331424">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> You might be great, but what is the status of Jack&#8217;s World? <a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography/statuses/1004311566">in reply to <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004332359">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/justex07">justex07</a> uh, what? <a href="http://twitter.com/justex07/statuses/1004338639">in reply to justex07</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004340971">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Winterheart"><a href="http://www.sunlightsucks.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Toothy and Spooky' );">Winterheart</a></a> I tried to give @<a href="http://twitter.com/gooster">gooster</a> his daily dose of naked hotness, but he wasn&#8217;t interested. Guess I&#8217;ll put my pants back on. <a href="http://twitter.com/Winterheart/statuses/1004338934">in reply to <a href="http://www.sunlightsucks.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Toothy and Spooky' );">Winterheart</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004342552">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/gooster">gooster</a> you couldn&#8217;t have been too interested. you only poked me with that 10 ft pole once. <a href="http://twitter.com/gooster/statuses/1004345604">in reply to gooster</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004348751">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/gooster">gooster</a> Have you ever actually heard a schoolgirl giggle? <a href="http://twitter.com/gooster/statuses/1004354155">in reply to gooster</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004356667">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> Must.Avoid.Unfollow.Button. <a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography/statuses/1004377770">in reply to <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004380570">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> I&#8217;m sorry, did you say something? <a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography/statuses/1004383500">in reply to <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1004385174">#</a></li>
<li>Is it just me, or does this Friday bear an awful resemblance to Monday? A little less Wednesday than Thursday was, but still&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006077600">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/gooster">gooster</a> Our love is like a ship on the ooooocean&#8230;. <a href="http://twitter.com/gooster/statuses/1006104895">in reply to gooster</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006114087">#</a></li>
<li>I just realized that I no longer remember when i last had a shower. My nose says it could be anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks. Umm. Eww. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006116376">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/wilg">wilg</a> So sorry&#8230; but working from home ROCKS. <img src='http://www.jestertunes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://twitter.com/wilg/statuses/1006117645">in reply to wilg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006122841">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jeffred">jeffred</a> yes. And spoiled figs, apparently. <a href="http://twitter.com/jeffred/statuses/1006142514">in reply to jeffred</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006145644">#</a></li>
<li>you will all be pleased to know that I showered. Now I spell like pomegrantes and mangoes. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006194708">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/sodapoplv">sodapoplv</a> ok&#8230; sniff me if you  must&#8230;. <a href="http://twitter.com/sodapoplv/statuses/1006198135">in reply to sodapoplv</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006199375">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> i wish you&#8217;d just call me out in person dammit! <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1006197317">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006204737">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/kapgar">kapgar</a> then by all means, don&#8217;t let me stop you&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/kapgar/statuses/1006204496">in reply to kapgar</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006208713">#</a></li>
<li>can anyone point me to a fairly comprehensive list of prop 8 donations both for and against? <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006223157">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/webpenblog">webpenblog</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/martymankins">martymankins</a> Thanks guys. Gotta figure out who&#8217;s on the boycott list now. <a href="http://twitter.com/webpenblog/statuses/1006231930">in reply to webpenblog</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006243447">#</a></li>
<li>Apparently, dentists hate gays. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006247421">#</a></li>
<li>Irony: Lubricant, INC from Alburquerque, NM donated $5000 to Yes on Prop 8. Guess they figured married gays wouldn&#8217;t have a need for lube. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006249382">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx">dickiemaxx</a> Yeah, so far that&#8217;s the biggest impact on me. And maybe the Marriott. <a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx/statuses/1006245772">in reply to dickiemaxx</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006251438">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/webpenblog">webpenblog</a> I was thinking more along the lines of sex ending once the ink dries on the marriage license. <a href="http://twitter.com/webpenblog/statuses/1006250953">in reply to webpenblog</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006252078">#</a></li>
<li>Anyone know who The Vineyard Group out of Arizona is? They donated $160,000 on Yes on 8, a CALIFORNIA proposition. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006258070">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> I&#8217;d go straight, but I don&#8217;t like the wardrobe.  @<a href="http://twitter.com/webpenblog">webpenblog</a> Ring, Ring, Hello Kettle? This is pot calling&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography/statuses/1006255289">in reply to <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006260230">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx">dickiemaxx</a> Does Bill Marriott tithe the Mormon Church? If so, he supported Prop 8. Maybe I really need a list of Mormon companies, too. <a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx/statuses/1006260442">in reply to dickiemaxx</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006262217">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx">dickiemaxx</a> Indirect ownership is harder to detect and react to&#8230; I&#8217;m talking about corporations who likely give a 10% tithe to the church. <a href="http://twitter.com/dickiemaxx/statuses/1006269117">in reply to dickiemaxx</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006276672">#</a></li>
<li>Here&#8217;s a great site with things you can do to help protest: <a href="http://stop8.org/" rel="nofollow">http://stop8.org/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006280558">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf"><a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> You rock babe. <a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf/statuses/1006397248">in reply to <a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006716336">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/gooster">gooster</a> i&#8217;m jealous, come watch porn with me. <a href="http://twitter.com/gooster/statuses/1006785152">in reply to gooster</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1006787789">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography"><a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> Are you out of chocolate pudding? <a href="http://twitter.com/Blogography/statuses/1007485014">in reply to <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'My Straight Man Crush' );">Blogography</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007490492">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/russthau">russthau</a> You lost me at &#8220;long ball&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/russthau/statuses/1007549848">in reply to russthau</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007575036">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/russthau">russthau</a> Would you expect anything less of me? <a href="http://twitter.com/russthau/statuses/1007613658">in reply to russthau</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007615233">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ish">Ish</a> Looks aren&#8217;t everything babe. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ish/statuses/1007732855">in reply to Ish</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007736971">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf"><a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> It&#8217;s ok. You still rock. Just maybe not quite as hard. <a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf/statuses/1007829512">in reply to <a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007832210">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf"><a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> No worries. I didn&#8217;t stay at the one here. Twas nothing but high school girls. <a href="http://twitter.com/hellohahanarf/statuses/1007835397">in reply to <a href="http://www.midnightcliff.com/" class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Bestest Commenter and Beautiful Babe' );">hellohahanarf</a></a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007837910">#</a></li>
<li>Anyone else watch TrueBlood? I&#8217;m having a serious issue with those show&#8230; for maybe a silly reason&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007928341">#</a></li>
<li>How do all these people who became vampires in the 1800&#8217;s have such beautiful perfect teeth? Plus? All the humans in Louisiana? <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007929244">#</a></li>
<li>They all have perfect teeth too. I have been to Louisiana. There was not a perfect clean white smile to be found&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007929695">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Robguy">Robguy</a> yeah, these people don&#8217;t live or come from Louisiana. Certainly not rural Lousiana. The cajun accent is HOT though. <a href="http://twitter.com/Robguy/statuses/1007968491">in reply to Robguy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007978893">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo">snackiepoo</a> Sounds like he&#8217;s calling a hog. <a href="http://twitter.com/snackiepoo/statuses/1007958660">in reply to snackiepoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1007979056">#</a></li>
<li>I had NO idea that Wanda Sykes was gay. I&#8217;m almost never surprised bynews like that. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1008121999">#</a></li>
<li>You know, I really *can&#8217;t* believe it&#8217;s  not butter. <a href="http://twitter.com/jestertunes/statuses/1008625856">#</a></li>
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		<title>Wait For It…</title>
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		<description>My boss shared this story with me today that I thought was incredibly amusing.
Her kids were finishing up their bath, when the 4 year old boy started giggling. 
&amp;#8220;Mason, what&amp;#8217;s so funny?&amp;#8221;
He whispered loudly, &amp;#8220;Mommy, don&amp;#8217;t tell Morgan, but I peed in the bathtub.&amp;#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boss shared this story with me today that I thought was incredibly amusing.</p>
<p>Her kids were finishing up their bath, when the 4 year old boy started giggling. </p>
<p>&#8220;Mason, what&#8217;s so funny?&#8221;</p>
<p>He whispered loudly, &#8220;Mommy, don&#8217;t tell Morgan, but I peed in the bathtub.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Mason! I&#8217;m sure your sister really appreciates you peeing while you are in the bathtub with her. That&#8217;s gross!&#8221;</p>
<p>Just then, Morgan, the 7 year old piped in, &#8220;It&#8217;s ok, Mom, I peed when I first got in.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Inside my ipod</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What happens when a car meets iPod. The asshole apparently saw it in the parking lot where I accidently dropped it and ran it over on purpose. 
If I had seen it happen I think I might be sending this from jail. 
On a positive note, it&amp;#8217;s not my iPhone. 



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What happens when a car meets iPod. The asshole apparently saw it in the parking lot where I accidently dropped it and ran it over on purpose. </p>
<p>If I had seen it happen I think I might be sending this from jail. </p>
<p>On a positive note, it&#8217;s not my iPhone. </p>
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		<title>Unclemonkeyboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&amp;#8230; celebrates 36 years today. How did that happen? He was 29 when we met. 
I hope I&amp;#8217;m around for number 72. After that I may have to trade him in for a newer model. 




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; celebrates 36 years today. How did that happen? He was 29 when we met. </p>
<p>I hope I&#8217;m around for number 72. After that I may have to trade him in for a newer model. </p>
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		<description>The Bushes checked their wrists and fingers to make sure their jewelry stayed put, and George informed Michelle that he was &amp;#8220;still waiting for that gin and tonic.&amp;#8221;
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<p>The Bushes checked their wrists and fingers to make sure their jewelry stayed put, and George informed Michelle that he was &#8220;still waiting for that gin and tonic.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Parking douche</title>
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		<description>Nice job. Note where the concrete stopper is. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice job. Note where the concrete stopper is. </p>
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		<title>What’s next for gays?</title>
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		<description>&amp;#160;
I stole this from Joe.My.God:

And THIS is something I&amp;#8217;ve been screaming about for over a year:  Efforts are underway to strip the Mormon Church of their Tax-Exempt Status as a religious organization.
It&amp;#8217;s about fucking time. I&amp;#8217;m ready to go on the offensive. Churches are not supposed to be contributing to political campaigns.  
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<p>I stole this from <a href="http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2008/11/priorities.html">Joe.My.God</a>:<br />
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<p>And THIS is something I&#8217;ve been screaming about for over a year:  <a href="http://feeds.towleroad.com/~r/towleroad/feed/~3/gtrxpGSg6j4/strip-the-mormo.html">Efforts are underway to strip the Mormon Church of their Tax-Exempt Status as a religious organization</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s about fucking time. I&#8217;m ready to go on the offensive. Churches are not supposed to be contributing to political campaigns.  </p>
<p>Your religious beliefs are not supposed to drive our government. </p>
<p>I will no longer stand still and let YOU legislate my morality based on your fictional mythology.</p>
<p>Catholics? You&#8217;re next.</p>
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		<title>Melissa Etheridge has a plan…</title>
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		<description>Republished from Out In Hollywood because I love Melissa Etheridge, and I am on board with no longer paying my taxes&amp;#8230; 
Melissa Etheridge has written a blistering piece for the site The Daily Beast expressing her outrage over the passage of Proposition 8 by California voters. Here it is, in its entirety&amp;#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Republished from <a href="http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2008/11/etheridge-rails-against-passag.html">Out In Hollywood</a> because I love Melissa Etheridge, and I am on board with no longer paying my taxes&#8230; </p>
<p>Melissa Etheridge has written a blistering piece for the site The Daily Beast expressing her outrage over the passage of Proposition 8 by California voters. Here it is, in its entirety&#8230;</p>
<p>Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.</p>
<p>Okay, cool I don&#8217;t mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We&#8217;re gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now single, married, divorced, gay, check here if you are gay, yeah, that&#8217;s not so bad. Of course all of the waiters and hairdressers and UPS workers and gym teachers and such, they won&#8217;t have to pay their taxes either.</p>
<p>Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.</p>
<p>Oh and too bad California, I know you were looking forward to the revenue from all of those extra marriages. I guess you will have to find some other way to get out of the budget trouble you are in.</p>
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<p>When did it become okay to legislate morality? I try to envision someone reading that legislation &#8220;eliminates the right&#8221; and then clicking yes. What goes through their mind? Was it the frightening commercial where the little girl comes home and says, &#8220;Hi mom, we learned about gays in class today&#8221; and then the mother gets that awful worried look and the scary music plays? Do they not know anyone who is gay? If they do, can they look them in the face and say &#8220;I believe you do not deserve the same rights as me&#8221;? Do they think that their children will never encounter a gay person? Do they think they will never have to explain the 20% of us who are gay and living and working side by side with all the citizens of California?</p>
<p>I got news for them, someday your child is going to come home and ask you what a gay person is. Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.</p>
<p>I know when I grew up gay was a bad word. Homo, lezzie, faggot, dyke. Ignorance and fear ruled the day. There were so many &#8220;thems&#8221; back then. The blacks, the poor &#8230; you know, &#8220;them&#8221;. Then there was the immigrants. &#8220;Them.&#8221; Now the them is me.</p>
<p>I tell myself to take a breath, okay take another one, one of the thems made it to the top. Obama has been elected president. This crazy fearful insanity will end soon. This great state and this great country of ours will finally come to the understanding that there is no &#8220;them&#8221;. We are one. We are united. What you do to someone else you do to yourself. That &#8220;judge not, lest ye yourself be judged&#8221; are truthful words and not Christian rhetoric.</p>
<p>Today the gay citizenry of this state will pick themselves up and dust themselves off and do what we have been doing for years. We will get back into it. We love this state, we love this country and we are not going to leave it. Even though we could be married in Mass. or Conn, Canada, Holland, Spain and a handful of other countries, this is our home. This is where we work and play and raise our families. We will not rest until we have the full rights of any other citizen. It is that simple, no fearful vote will ever stop us, that is not the American way.</p>
<p>Come to think of it, I should get a federal tax break too&#8230;</p>
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