Is Gary Dourdan or George Eads from CSI considered A-list? Hmmm YUMMEH. If not, I’d have to go with Ryan Reynolds as well.

Sodapop’s last blog post…Twitter Updates for 2008-02-21

fuck, why do they have to be a-list? coz i so want the rock. and kurt russell. and tim allen. and ryan reynolds. and anjelina jolie. wait! she counts as a-list! there, i found one.

Is Dakota Fanning old enough yet?

Avitable’s last blog post…Avitapope in the house

MMM. Ryan Reynolds is gonna be a busy man. Although if we all make a sex tape with him, it just won’t be interesting news anymore. I’m afraid it’s gonna have to be an orgy.

ginamonster’s last blog post…Be careful what you wish for

Though I am a lover of Ryan Reynolds, I’m going to have to go with JT! Though, is that rumor about his small wing dang doodle true? ??
M’eh… I’ll just make him bottom

Sodapop - For these purposes, I suppose you could call them A-list. If only to keep Ryan from getting worn out.

hello - Tim Allen? Kurt Russell? Really? REALLY? *I* would pay to see you get it on with Angelina.

Avitable - Grass on the field? Play ball.

ginamonster - I’m really ok with that.

Lee - The inside information that I have is that yes, he has a few shortcomings in the WWD department. Also, it wouldn’t be too hard to convince him to bottom.

Mmmmm. Johnny Depp….

The Absurdist’s last blog post…I’m Gonna Get You Neckid

DAVID BECKHAM !

I ADORE David Beckham …. and don’t anyone dare say “who ?” !!!!!

If he’s not A List in the USA , he’s certainly A List in the UK & AU

He is sexy , he is “down to earth” , he is hot !

And of course I’d want a tape — even if just to prove an ugly like me could score with HIM !!

He is just so …… opps … sorry guys ….. gotta go and clean my keyboard …..

Dingo’s last blog post…0101 JOHN

As long as I got my wife’s permission, I’d pick Kirstie Alley.

Don’t you understand the brilliance of my plan?

By picking her, I know no-one will watch it. Win-win!

Wayne’s last blog post…Favorite Things: The Oldtimer

oh hell yes, tim allen. there is no end to my love for that man. humor is sexy. and traditional manly bullshit is sexy. LOVE TIM ALLEN!

there is something about kurt russell that i like. i blame “overboard” because i really loved that damn movie, but he still does it for me. i mean, kurt is no dwayne the rock johnson (who i would walk over hot coals for), but i would so do him.

funny, i wouldn’t do tom cruise even if it meant millions. couldn’t do it. blech.

but angelina? yeah, she just reeks of sex. and i like that in a woman. i would let you video us.

30 minutes!?! i finally get to have sex with my favorite a-list celebrity and all i get is 30 frickin’ minutes to get my groove on?

that’s barely enough time to do some warm up and stretching exercises.

sorry, but you guys have your priorities all wrong!

a good sex tape should be at least an hour long so everyone involved has enough time to look completely satisfied by the end of the tryst.

reputations must be maintained. especially mine.

LOL

danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…because i love a good recap…

Absurdist - I’ll fight you for Johnny Depp.

Dingo - David Beckham is pretty close to A-List here. He’s definitely hot.

Wayne - It’s a brilliant plan. I won’t be watching it.

hello - You are strange RE: Tim Allen and Kurt Russell. But I’m definitely up for filming you and Angelina.

Danny - You can take as long as you want. The tape is only 30 minutes.

i’m glad you folks aren’t fighting me for tim allen. he is mine, all mine! i bet he would be a blast in bed.

would you also film me and victoria beckham? there is just something about her that i enjoy. probably what i like is the fact that we are total opposites! wait, even better…film me with her and her husband. yeah, that’s it. (any way to arrange more than that 1/2 hour?)

Actually hello , I too have always found Tim Allen sexy !

So I offer a pact — you have Tim AND Slutoria and I’ll have David …. deal ?

A second guy to add to my list ( even though I have never watched more than the first 5 minutes of ANY of his films ) is …….. Adam Sandler !

Dingo’s last blog post…0101 JOHN

deal, dingo! i’ll take tim allen and mrs. beckham, however i reserve the right to do them seperately. i’ll need lots of alone time with my boyfriend tim. although i so would have fought you for him. just love that man.

although i’ll be sure to get you plenty of time with your beloved david b, k? don’t worry, i am sure i could happily occupy victoria for quite some time…

i bet adam sandler would be fun, but i don’t consider him anywhere near my top 5. hell, not even my top 25. yet i can completely understand why you are attracted to him.

I knew we would work something out !!!!

Take all the time you need … amd more !

Dingo’s last blog post…0101 JOHN

hello - You can have Tim Allen. No argument.

Dingo - You can have Adam Sandler. He’s funny, but I have no desire to sleep with him.

Danny, an hour? just reading that made my hoo-ha cringe. I know you aren’t talking about what I got, but, cringe it did.

ginamonster’s last blog post…This made me laugh. A lot

well gina,

as a guy, we’re always taught to tough it out. so i take it like a man! and if it takes an hour, well…

LOL

p.s. make sure you treat the hoo-ha to a nice massage every one in a while. it might help with building up some endurance for the long haul if the muscles are relaxed. ;-}

danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…i’m a bad gay…

Danny, One of the great things about being a woman is that I don’t have to “take it like a man” (*wink*!) but the whole massage thing? that’s one of the many reasons why it’s good to have a man around!

ginamonster’s last blog post…This made me laugh. A lot

ginamonster - What is the sound of a cringing hoo-ha?

danny - What do you know about massaging hoo-has?

ginamonster - I don’t have a response. I just want to say hoo-ha again.

teehee, gina! always have a man massage your hoo-ha whenever possible. it like a law or something in california, i’m pretty sure.

and jester, hoo-ha massaging was part of the conversion program that turned me gay. apparently i was good at it, but it’s like one of those hidden talents that i don’t get to practice or show-off anymore. *sigh*

danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…i’m a bad gay…

danny - I’ve only had the experience once or twice. I was told I was good at it. My heart just wasn’t into it. ;D