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Cause I know you’re going to ask for it:
Oh My God! He has lost his freaking mind. If he’s not voted off this week, there is no hope for America!
Marsha wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 5:18 am
WHY, WHY, WHY?!!
Ruth wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 5:47 am
Marsha - Welcome! I wouldn’t hold my breath over him getting voted off. There is apparently an army of deaf and developmentally disabled 9 year old girls out there racking up text message charges to keep him on the show.
Ruth - Welcome to you, too! After tonight I have a theory that he’s actually trying to sabotage himself. He knows he’s not the best singer, he knows that the internet is SCREAMING for his removal… and he can’t possibly think that he still deserves to be on the show. Maybe he figured that if he made himself look absolutely ridiculous he’d finally get to go home and be a big girl with his sister.
jester wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Mist 1 - I’m afraid you’re right. I’m afraid that until we get everyone focused on voting for the top four or five he’s going to be hanging on by his ponytails.
Dutchy - You are missing the boat by not being able to see American Idol. You would find it hard to talk about anything else if you saw the train wreck that is this season. Seriously.
jester wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I don’t EVER come close to watching American Idol, but I know about this guy, because Howard Stern talks about him relentlessly. They have an army of Stern fans that vote methodically to keep him around.
Killer wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
LUV MY SANJAYA and wearing my ‘VOTE SANJAY OR DIE’ t-shirt!
kellymartingal2 wrote on March 28th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Killer - You refuse to watch American Idol, which forces me to write about it. Now I find you’re a Howard Stern fan? I’m not sure we can be friends anymore.
kellymartingal2 - Were you born deaf, or did you lose your hearing just recently? Either way, I’m sorry. Imagine the sensation of getting the juice of a habenaro pepper in your eye. Sanjaya is the musical equivalent.
jester wrote on March 29th, 2007 at 8:57 am
Jester: You are toooo funny! I think I would rather take an eyedropper full of pepper juice in my eye than have to listen to Sanjaya! Maybe we can just focus on what atrocious hairdo he will be sporting next week! I’m thinking maybe corn rows or a Pippy Longstocking braid look! Even better, maybe they can make him a blonde!
Marsha wrote on March 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Marsha - I have been expecting the cornrows for a couple of weeks now… you know that’s the first thing a white(ish) boy with no soul or possibility of street cred attempts.
The scary thing is that it occasionally works. Anyone remember when Justin Timberlake was an effeminate little southern boy with no sex appeal whatsoever?
Something tells me Sanjaya won’t be so lucky, he’ll end up the South Asian Kevin Federline only instead of Britney Spears, he’ll shack up with some rough trick named Ted.
jester wrote on March 29th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jester-Is fortune telling one of your gifts along with being funny as hell? I do believe you have hit the nail on the head with your prediction and it ain’t going to be a pretty sight! As us southern girls like to say, “Bless his little heart”. Can you hear the sarcasm?
Marsha wrote on March 29th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
