Oct 01
More Random Stuff
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I’m still writhing around on the couch in terrible pain, popping vicodin and hoping October flies by faster than September did, since my appointment with the gastroenterologist isn’t until the 22nd.

I’m officially on “bed rest” though that really means working from my couch. I get more done at home. My boss isn’t exactly convinced, but he will be soon enough.

I’m fat. Evidence?

  • My doctor told me in her thick Vietnamese accent, “You too havvy. Too too havvy.”
  • The ER doctor said in his thick Chinese accent, “You aware you need lose a lot of weight?” My response, “Huh. I have never heard that before in my life.”
  • I broke the toilet seat this morning. It pinched me hard enough to leave a welt.
  • I lost my iPhone in my lap. I discovered it when I stood up and landed on my foot.

I’m totally loving “Worst Week.” I caught it On Demand yesterday and hurt myself laughing. Luckily I happen to have vicodin on hand.

My external hard drive that has all my music on it started acting up this weekend. I spent 36 hours transferring all my files to my network drive. Now iTunes has broken links to roughly half the music in my library. I have to recreate all my playlists. I’m irritated about this.

I’m also irritated that for some reason it duplicated a lot of my files. I have to go through and clean it all up… just for reference, I have 205 GB of music. That translates to 1,509 days worth of music. This means I could listen to my collection non stop for over 4 years and not hear the same song twice.

I know that Russia has had internet access for many years. Why then have so many comments flooded my blog the last week in Russian?

If I really have that many Russian visitors, can I encourage you all to send me hot Russian gay porn? Thanks so much.

13 Responses to “More Random Stuff”
 

Ah, breaking the toilet seat. It’s a rite of passage!

Avitables last blog post..Porn or not? You decide. (SFW)

Avitable wrote on October 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 am

 
 

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vudep123 wrote on October 2nd, 2008 at 5:11 am

 
 

Wow, I’m almost ashamed to making a comment after vudep123 cause that comment blew me out of the water!

;)

I’ve lost my precious (tivo remote) between my thighs before…and NO, not for the reason you’re thinking.

Hillys last blog post..Here We Go Again…

Hilly wrote on October 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 am

 
 

Sorry to hear about the pain, but the breaking toilet seat makes me giggle a little bit. See if you can get all those Russian visitors to pop over to Alaska and take care of Caribou Barbie since you got their ear…

Chriss last blog post..*sigh*

Chris wrote on October 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 am

 
 

Too make you feel better we are on toilet seat #3. I think they are just prone to breaking.

Poor guy, happy coping.

Nats last blog post..Rattles and wind-up toys

Nat wrote on October 2nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm

 
 

Well don’t feel bad Jester. I have broken 3 toilet seats. It is not your weight. It is the F^&%^ made in China crap that keeps showing up.

I.P wrote on October 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm

 
 

I’m half Asian and I hate freaking Asian doctors. I refuse to have one. When I first hurt my knees and gained a measly 15 pounds, I had an Asian doctor bitch me out about being fat. HELLO! I weighed a whole 137 pounds! I got this ridiculous lecture about fat Americans. My orthopedic surgeon who was not Asian empathized with me. He said he refused to have Asian doctors for the same reason. He lifted weights and was about 6′2″. Muscle weighs more than fat. He weighed about 210 and had an Asian doctor tell him he was fat. The man looked like a freaking Healthy Men cover shot…all rippling muscles. (Yes, I asked to see his 6 pack and he showed me. It was purely academic. He was proving his point about the Asian dr being wrong. Ok, the surgeon was hot too and maybe I was flirting a little. I was 20! I HAD to flirt!) Anyway, I just don’t deal with their bullshit pat “you’re fat” crap anymore. It doesn’t matter if you are or you’re not. If you’re not a pho eating twig like them, you’re a fat American. And I refuse to fatten their wallets with my hard earned dollars just to be chastised like a 5 year old.

Winters last blog post..Recap

Winter wrote on October 4th, 2008 at 1:14 am

 
 

Sorry to hear all of this pain you are going through. Your twitter posts brought some sympathy to all of this. Hope things get better soon.

martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Sunday #25

martymankins wrote on October 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

 
 

Dude……you unfollowed me on twitter! No fair…. no fair. Just cause I don’t comment, doesn’t mean I don’t care! :-(

I broke a chair in HS when I was younger in front of the whole class. I don’t think I spoke or looked up for a week.

Blondefabulouss last blog post..Just Another Day….

Blondefabulous wrote on October 8th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

 
 

I got a nice bruise on my buttox thanks to our brand new toilet seat that I broke. Of course, it was one I bought for $10, the cheapest I could find. I guess I got what I paid for. Now, it’s decorated with a lovely strip of tape. In some cirumstances, pinching my butt would be welcome, but not when I’m “reading”. LOL So whatzup with your health?

Julie wrote on October 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

 
 

so when are the damn doctors gonna actually find a fix for your pain? maybe when they can figure out what is wrong with you then they can mention the weight. fuckers.

still praying to my non spaghetti monster for your health…

hello haha narfs last blog post..Picking Up Strangers in Vegas

hello haha narf wrote on October 12th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

 
 

hey. i’ve become one of those bad friends around the blogosphere lately. just wanted to pop in and say hi. i’ve been reading. just haven’t been commenting. pure laziness i know.

done the ‘break the toilet seat’ bit before. i know of nothing more humiliating.
well, not at the moment anyway. i’m sure ~someone~ here can think of one or four things that would be worse. but, ouch. i feel for you.
maybe you should switch to british and aussie sounding doctors. your prognosis could change. if nothing else at least the voices telling you to loose weight could be sexy.

heathers last blog post..

heather wrote on October 13th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

 
 

Hey, I found my way back to your blog after not going to my NaBlo Page in For-Ever.

I hope, now that it is the end of the month, your pain is better. This post caught my eye and I thought I’d say HI!

You going to be up for another NaBloPoMo this year?

Grandy wrote on October 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am

 

Say something already!



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