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It’s time to send someone home. As you might have guessed, I wasn’t overly impressed with last night’s show.
I want so badly to see Kristy Lee Cook go home tonight, but she won’t. And if she DID, she’d sing that *shudder* song again. So, really, I’m rooting for her to stick around this week. How fucked up is that?
One of my favorite Idol contestants from any season, Kimberley Locke, is performing tonight. You’ll remember she finished in third place behind Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken in Season Two.
Ok. Dreaded group number. “Right Back Where We Started From” is the song. Idiot McFucknut was the choreographer. Please, the guys couldn’t look more uncomfortable doing these little dance steps.
Well… except for Archuleta… he’s rather… enthusiastic.
And now for a gigantic iTunes commercial.
Seriously. REALLY LONG iTunes commercial.
Finally time to get to some results.
Chikezie Eze learns his fate first. He’s in the bottom three tonight.
Brooke White is up next, and thankfully, she is safe!
Carly Smithson comes out next. She lets everyone know that she’s not pregnant, then she moves to the sofa, safe for another week.
David Archuleta comes out and with little fanfare is declared safe.
David Cook makes his way center stage and is safe, of course.
Syesha Mercado is next, and somewhat perplexingly, is placed into the bottom three.
Michael Johns’s Queen performance last night was enough to pass him through to next week.
I really hope that everyone realizes how shitty this “American calls in” portion of the show really is. Hate it with the fire of a thousand burning rashes in my nether regions.
Kimberley Locke is up next! I absolutely love her. Her album was the best thing to come out of Season Two. Man she looks AMAZING. She’s 40 pounds lighter and her hair and makeup are flawless. I got to see her live a couple of years ago at the San Francisco Gay Pride festival. She was fantastic live. This performance makes me sad she’s not competing this year.
Idol Gives Back. Blah blah blah.
Back to the results, Ramiele Malubay is surprisingly safe and moves on to next week.
Kristy Lee Cook and Jason Castro are the last two standing. Kristy Lee Cook is safe. Jason Castro is in the bottom three.
The Bottom Three:
Chikezie
Jason Castro
Syesha Mercado
Jason is declared safe and moves on to the couch. YAY!
Syesha is safe.
Chikezie is going home.
I agree he was pretty weak last night, but he was definitely better than KLC or Ramiele.
Do you think the voters got this right?
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Weakcheezy got the shaft, but it’s not like he was gonna last much longer anyway.
othurme’s last blog post…Copy Cat
I think the ‘vote for the worst’ people are keeping klc on… ugh. she bugs..
I actually watched this episode..(strange, I know).
I didn’t think this guy was very special anyway (Chikezie).
othurme - Well… yeah. But he certainly shouldn’t have gone instead of KLC or Ramiele.
Daniel - I don’t think the vote for the worst people have that much if any impact on the results. There’s simply not enough of them.
Branden - He wasn’t that special. He was way better than a few of the other contestants, though.
is it me, or did that asian chick (wahtever her name is) deserve to go? I dont’ care if she was sick. I think she sucks period. From week to week.
And what WAS it with that stupid analysis of that Dave that sang the Queen shit? That SUCKED BALLS.
I think that the judges really ball’d on the assessments.
The Absurdist’s last blog post…Respect me, you muthafuckas
Absurdist - It’s not just you. I think I even listed Ramiele as the one to go home.