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I’m stealing lifting borrowing this from Howard.
YOUR REAL NAME:
Paul Harris
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Paulizzle
Try saying that without spitting all over yourself.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Orange Otter
Not a very good undercover name if you ask me.
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Aaron Acacia
He’s that super studly guy with the six pack abs who is dating the show’s ingenue, but is secretly boffing her brother who just got out of a coma after being shot by his mother’s abusive ex-husband who was recently released from prison on a trumped up kidnapping charge.
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Nadia Willard
She’s Russian, tall, blonde, and stacked like a can of Pringles.
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
Harpa
He’s blue, has a large trumpet on his forehead and his eyes can move independently. (I always thought that was a cool trick.)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Brown Martini
I have amazing olive tossing skills. Plus, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot without using my hands.
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Dean Allene
…was so mean, he once dyed a puppy green. The ugliest man you’ve ever seen, crotchety old Dean Allene.
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Prince or Black Zipper or Black Gracie or Black Hudson or Black Stevie or Black Ndugu.
I always thought it would be cool to be a Goth, but frankly, I find it hard to comb my hair everyday… forget about all the nail polish, eyeliner, and lipstick. Oh, and that whole death/pain obsession.
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your mom’s middle name)
Arorase
Instead of a name, it sounds like a new pill coming out on the market. Ask your doctor if you need Arorase! Side effects include nausea, migraines, spontaneous bleeding from the eyes and ears, runny stool, incontinence, ingrown toenails, bunions, hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and persistent erections lasting more than 4 hours.
It will make billions!
Consider yourselves tagged.
