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Category Archives: Cats

Daily Experiences Here at Chez Jester

Welcome to Jestertunes! If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Feel free to leave a comment, read through the archives, and enjoy yourself. See you again real soon!This cartoonist must have lived with my cats at some point in the past. Maybe it’s one of my exes?
This [...]

  • April 19, 2008 – 12:01 am
  • By jester
  • Posted in Cats, Humor
  • Comments (11)

Phone Photo Dump

My cell phone started making funky noises today. It would intermittently beep and chime in my bag and I would scramble for it to see what was going on, but of course by the time I found it the message was gone. So I would wait patiently for it to beep and chime again, see [...]

  • April 17, 2007 – 4:29 am
  • By jester
  • Posted in Cats, Thoughts
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Cat Haiku

Scott asked his readers to write some “Cat Haiku” today.
Here are my three submissions:
I am your best friend,
until you wish to hold me,
then I am Satan.
or
My food bowl is full,
therefore I do not need you
or your silly love.
or
I am Royalty.
Don’t forget you scoop my poop,
bring me more tuna.
And as some possible inspiration, here is a [...]

  • February 14, 2007 – 11:05 pm
  • By jester
  • Posted in Cats, Humor
  • Comments (20)

Searching for….

So I got curious this evening/morning and decided to look at the stats for my blogger page. Here’s something funny: My page gets accessed fairly often (even though no one bothers to comment or ever drop me an email *sigh*) by people with some unusual search terms. Seems I show up on [...]

  • June 1, 2004 – 3:03 am
  • By Jester
  • Posted in Cats, FYI
  • Comments (0)

something wicked this way comes

My grandmother would be so disappointed. Unclemonkeyboi brought home a couple of garter snakes from the pet store yesterday. He’s spent the last 24 hours reading everything he could find on the internet about what they should eat and when. He’s redesigned their vivarium at least three times. I have a great picture [...]

  • July 28, 2003 – 12:13 am
  • By Jester
  • Posted in Animals, Cats, Links
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Number One Thing To Remember When Bathing Your Cat…

… cover the drain of the sink containing the garbage disposal. Apparently there is a little tiny hole on the face plate in which the cat can ensnare a toe and get trapped… causing you to have to sedate the cat with benadryl (which she will undoubtedly bite into and consequently begin foaming at [...]

  • July 11, 2003 – 10:15 pm
  • By jester
  • Posted in Cats, FYI, Humor
  • Comments (14)
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