You guys…

I just can’t do it.

I’m halfway through tonight’s episode and I’m just so disgusted and apathetic about these four contestants that I can’t bring myself to even bother with my critiques.

I mean, come on! The defining moment was learning that Bubba JesusLicker was going to sing “Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning.”

Could there have been a more disgusting manipulation of current events?

I just. Can’t. Sorry. Maybe next week.