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A Dramatic Reading

Something Extremely Witty

March 31st, 2009 by jester

I’ve talked about this website in the past, Fundies Say The Darndest Things, and have read it occasionally when I needed a laugh… of course then I read it a little longer and get very sad.

Any way, this video depicts a dramatic reading of some of my favorite quotes from the site.

I especially love “A Day in the Life of an Atheist.”

Too bad my black robe and hood are at the cleaners.

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Nat writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 3:06 am

So Christians don’t let their kids fuck hookers?

Nats last blog post..Mr. Vedder The Boy loves you

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Hilly writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 5:48 am

Sigh.

Hillys last blog post..To Be A Rock And Not To Roll…

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Faiqa writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 6:09 am

Wow. I was giggling the whole way through until it said that the dialogue was taken from actual message boards. Just. WOW.

Faiqas last blog post..Because God Said So

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jester writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:06 am

Nat – No, they *do* let them become hookers, though.

Hilly – You must know that there is a distinct difference between a normal thinking person who follows a Christian faith, and a batshit crazy fundamentalist who substitutes logic, reasoning and common sense with idiotic statements like “If we have all that acid in our bodies we would dissolve…”

Faiqa – You should really check out the website. They include links to the source pages. It seems the new site is http://www.fstdt.net/ .

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ginamonster writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Heh. Especially the acid thing. And when you repeated it? I laughed out loud.

ginamonsters last blog post..Um…

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The Doctor! writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Dear Jester:

I see you guys are still thinking about the God you believe doesn’t exists! Isn’t that funny? People like Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris claim to not believe in God, and yet they make their money off of talking about God even if they are trying to disprove His existence. Wow! What a complete joke. Dawkins even admits that there is a “strong chance that there is a Creator”, but his problem is he doesn’t want it to be God, so he says “perhaps a space monster created it”.

The Bible says that God has given mankind the ability to Contemplate. The mere fact that man has discussions about God and His existence, meditate, consider, and contemplate is proof of His existence! No other created thing have that ability; just human beings who were created in God’s image and likeness as they are the only part of God’s creation that has the ability to spiritually connect with and relate to God.

At any rate, we all know that Evolution doesn’t explain where everything comes from, it is just a theory….a false one at that. Oh, well keep making some people more money by trying to disprove God….which is an imposssible objective!

The Doctor! (You know that I am still the Thing!)

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jester writes:
April 1st, 2009 at 2:44 am

ginamonster – Glad I can still make you laugh on occasion!

The Doctor – A) You’re taking Dawkins completely out of context and are misrepresenting what he said. B) You seem to miss the point that this video (and the website for that matter) is not talking about the existence or non-existence of God. It’s making fun of those people who substitute logic, reason, and intelligence with superstitions, badly interpreted biblical statements, and severely deficient understanding of fundamental scientific principles.

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The Doctor! writes:
April 1st, 2009 at 9:45 pm

Dear Jester:

I’ve heard Dawkins on many many occasions, and he said what he thought. furthermore, if you see him on youtube, you will hear him and see how silly he looks when he is challenged on that very fact!

Having faith in God doesn’t mean one has suspended one’s ability to think, contemplate, consider, reason, and to exercise a high level of intelligence; indeed, to try to understand the infinite from a finite position requires a great deal of the afore-mentioned things, with one very important addition: it requires the Holy Spirit to be in the equation.

For the record, even Scientists will confess that Science does not disprove the existence of God! Even Dawkins will admit that much and he has!

To the contrary, people of a Biblical/Christian worldview would think that people who deny the obvious existence of Almighty God are themselves living in a fantasy world of sorts, and lack any depth of understanding the deeper things of life and spiritual matters, etc.

Trust me, Christian philosophers, theologians, and biblical scholars can hold their own with any so-called Atheists who denies the reality of God’s existence and presence in the world. Such a person is Dr. Ravi Zacharias (rzim.org) as he has debated the best in both the secular institutions from Harvard to Oxford, and easily debunked their positions.

Take care and keep singing!

The Doctor!

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Toby writes:
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:50 am

Well…you’ve done it again Jester! Great video…lots of laughs (even the undertone that the “monkey” man is fully bearded). So when are you going to start writing about the Phelps’? I would love to see your views…I just watched a documentary on them and sadly enough, am fascinated at their ignorance.

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