I haven’t done one of these in a long time… but I giggled over this picture so much that I just had to see what you guys could come up with.
Trust me, this one is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NSFW. NO WAY SHOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS IF YOU ARE SOMEPLACE WHERE OTHERS MAY SEE YOUR SCREEN.
There, now that’s out of the way, here’s the picture:

My caption: “So that’s one large sausage and pepperoni on thick crust? Delivery will take 20-30 minutes…” [obviously]