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Caption Me – NSFW

Something Extremely Witty

March 25th, 2009 by jester

I haven’t done one of these in a long time… but I giggled over this picture so much that I just had to see what you guys could come up with.

Trust me, this one is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NSFW. NO WAY SHOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS IF YOU ARE SOMEPLACE WHERE OTHERS MAY SEE YOUR SCREEN.

There, now that’s out of the way, here’s the picture:

specialtypizza

My caption: “So that’s one large sausage and pepperoni on thick crust? Delivery will take 20-30 minutes…” [obviously]

11 Responses

Miss Britt writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

That is an exceptionally pink penis.

Miss Britts last blog post..Dear Adam, I’m glad you’re not dead

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hello haha narf writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

suddenly i am ravenously hungry.

hello haha narfs last blog post..3 Days

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Janelle writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I wish I had some witty comment for this… but when I saw this picture it made me instantly think of Adam’s Post:
http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/21/chuck-palahniuks-guts/
Now I’m just super grossed out…

Gonna go watch American Idol now. Look forward to reading your reviews from tonights show.

I got it all wrong last week didn’t I? My favorite went home! WTF!?!??!

Janelles last blog post..Bad Company

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Foo writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom meat spin.

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the replicant writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

Of course, there’s the obvious:
“It’s mah dick in a boooooox…!”

But I think I’ll match NSFW with NSFW:
“If only I was *just* a little more flexible.”

the replicants last blog post..Thought for the Day

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the replicant writes:
March 25th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Better:
“Free Prize with Every Meal.”

the replicants last blog post..Thought for the Day

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David writes:
March 26th, 2009 at 7:54 am

I like your caption quite much but I must say the guy looks all too eager to orally pleasure his own junk.

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jester writes:
March 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am

Miss Britt – Well it *was* just baked at 425 degrees for 23 minutes….

hello – I think you spelled “horny” wrong.

Janelle – You have tonight to redeem yourself…

Foo – I want to know how the guy that tosses the dough dealt with this…

The Replicant – Are you saying he’d be eating his own pizza?

The Replicant – It’s the adult version of the happy meal!

David – You say that like it’s a bad thing…

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whall writes:
March 26th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

“when you said you wanted to blow your last $20 on pizza, I didn’t know you meant…”

whalls last blog post..Favorite Things: Guess what this is

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Reb turtle writes:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:20 pm

“That’s funny. I didn’t order Italian sausage…”

Reb turtles last blog post..Computer, you’re on notice!

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I.P writes:
April 19th, 2009 at 11:11 am

“Where are the two dough balls?”

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