I haven’t written a bullet post in a while, so here you go!

• I have been incredibly busy at work. I have completely revamped and relaunched our company website. Plus, I have been working on implementing a whole new software system that tracks sales and manages customers, and on top of that, I’m working on an entire year’s worth of marketing plans. Check out the website here: CruiseMagic discount cruises.
• My Facebook account is completely out of control. I have recently been in contact with people with whom I haven’t spoken since I was 13. That’s 20 years. And every single one of them asks the same thing, “How’ve you been? What have you been up to?” Someone tell me how I can boil down my life history over the past 20 years into a quick retort to that question…
• Also, what is with all these people who made my life a living hell in middle and high school friending me and telling me how they thought I was just the neatest person they knew? Seriously, it’s taken me 15 years and countless hours of psychotherapy to get over the torture they put me through… and they think I was cool?!
• We took a road trip to Missouri over the holidays. 5000 miles round trip. During the trip I reconnected with one of my all-time best friends who I completely skipped out on when I came out. I didn’t think he’d be cool with it, and I was completely wrong. Now I have to make up 14 years that I missed hanging out with him.
• On that trip, I discovered that my parents have some very strange things in their house:



 
• And it’s nearly impossible to take a shower when you’re being spied on:



• Finally, today is Avitable’s birthday, and I suggest you all run right over there and wish him well… either that or send him some 13 year old refugee Tongan boys via express mail. Hopefully that will shut him the hell up about it being Avitaweek once and for all.