Guest Post: That Sounds Dirty
 

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Hey gang, Karl here from SecondHand Tryptophan. A couple of weeks ago, Jester did a nice little guest post for me, so I thought I’d return the favor. While I’m pulling out what little hair I have, trying not to smoke, I’ve been using lots of swear words. And it occurred to me that there are a lot of words that sound offensive, but aren’t.

Here now, are some of those words:

  • Scrum
  • Pianist
  • Shuttlecock
  • Titular
  • Uranus
  • Cockamamie
  • Coxswain
  • Pussywillow
  • Masticate
  • Cumberbund
  • Penalize
  • Cockpit
  • Titicaca
  • Kumquat
  • Niggardly
  • Vacillate
  • Angina
  • Shittake
  • Caulk
  • Rectify

How about you? What words can you come up with?

11 Responses to “Guest Post: That Sounds Dirty”
 

Sure this is easy.

Avitable.

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whall wrote on August 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

 
 

Cocktail? And better yet: cocktails. Although several cocktails may lead to something dirty. Or so I’ve heard.

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penny wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 12:05 am

 
 

I disagree. Cumberbunds are highly offensive.

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Miss Britt wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 4:00 am

 
 

Goddammit, Wayne! I came in here just so I could write “Karl” as my answer but you had to steal my thunder. You bastard! You Avitable!

So I humbly submit “titmouse” instead.

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Avitable wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 5:55 am

 
 

ok, uranus IS a naughty word!

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hello haha narf wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 7:43 am

 
 

and i just typed “stuffing the ballot box”

hello haha narfs last blog post..Encouraging

hello haha narf wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 7:47 am

 
 

I don’t know any other dirty sounding words than the ones everyone has already posted.

I feel like I should bust out a dictionary or something just so I can contribute.

Dammit school has made me a team player, that’s bullshit.

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Sarah wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am

 
 

Hurray… I get to say ‘Woodpecker’ and ‘Master Debater’

martymankins wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

 
 

chumscrubber and pecker are the only ones that come to mind.

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heather wrote on August 27th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

 
 

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Say something already!