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Othurme’s dogs seem to have had their first encounter with a skunk tonight. We now join this conversation in progress:
Othurme: I just bought $500 worth of hydrogen peroxide and baking soda
Jester: have you even started the bathing?
Othurme: I’ve washed both of them twice now
Jester: any improvement?
Othurme: I can’t tell. the house still smells like sweaty rhino balls
Jester: That’s why you’re not allowed back at the zoo.
Othurme: That wasn’t nearly the worst thing I did there either
[later]
Othurme: It’s everywhere. The garage is horrible.
Jester: so uh yeah… i think i’ll be on the other side of the stage from you tomorrow.
Othurme: I will smell like the waft a 3000 flowers. I will be soaked a mixture of baking soda and tulip scented air freshener
Jester: awesome
Othurme: You will get to smell it tomorrow, because the dogs are coming with… My eyes are watering
Jester: oh geez
Othurme: The front windows are all wide open, a fan is blowing, there are bowls of baking soda in every room of the house and we have gone over the house 7 times with air freshener. Still smells like burned rubber testicles
Jester: and THAT is why you’re not allowed back at the porn store
Othurme: That wasn’t even the worst thing I did there either… But they were pissed about the rhino
