Skunked
 

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Othurme’s dogs seem to have had their first encounter with a skunk tonight. We now join this conversation in progress:

Othurme: I just bought $500 worth of hydrogen peroxide and baking soda

Jester: have you even started the bathing?

Othurme: I’ve washed both of them twice now

Jester: any improvement?

Othurme: I can’t tell. the house still smells like sweaty rhino balls

Jester: That’s why you’re not allowed back at the zoo.

Othurme: That wasn’t nearly the worst thing I did there either

[later]

Othurme: It’s everywhere. The garage is horrible.

Jester: so uh yeah… i think i’ll be on the other side of the stage from you tomorrow.

Othurme: I will smell like the waft a 3000 flowers. I will be soaked a mixture of baking soda and tulip scented air freshener

Jester: awesome

Othurme: You will get to smell it tomorrow, because the dogs are coming with… My eyes are watering

Jester: oh geez

Othurme: The front windows are all wide open, a fan is blowing, there are bowls of baking soda in every room of the house and we have gone over the house 7 times with air freshener. Still smells like burned rubber testicles

Jester: and THAT is why you’re not allowed back at the porn store

Othurme: That wasn’t even the worst thing I did there either… But they were pissed about the rhino

13 Responses to “Skunked”
 

what the hell did he do to the rhino!

(baking soda and peroxide? i thought tomato juice was supposed to get rid of the smell. thankfully i don’t have any first hand experience with it. good luck to you othurme.)

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heather wrote on August 21st, 2008 at 11:55 pm

 
 

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Othurme is the MASTER of comedy via text/chat.

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Miss Britt wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 am

 
 

Rhinodomy is a serious crime.

Avitable wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 am

 
 

Tomato juice reduces but does not eliminate the scent. Only thing that works is time. be prepared for Stinkapalooza for a few weeks.

I.P. wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 am

 
 

That’s why I love you both. I so needed a laugh today.

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TSM wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 am

 
 

And I thought I had it bad when my dog shoved his nose into a porcupine’s bum. At least that only affected him.

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Sarah wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 am

 
 

i almost got sprayed by a skunk. was so drunk i thought it was a pretty kitty.

cracking up at othurme’s misfortune. sorry!

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hello haha narf wrote on August 23rd, 2008 at 9:39 pm

 
 

Oh, this was so funny. Othurme needs to cook lots and lots of maple bacon. That stuff makes your house smell like maple syrup for HOURS. If you cook enough of it, it should take away the skunky smell. LOL

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Winter wrote on August 23rd, 2008 at 11:50 pm

 
 

Too funny, but sad.. and very stinky. Now your Twitter msg makes sense.

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martymankins wrote on August 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

 
 

OMG. Hilarious.

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ginamonster wrote on September 8th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

 
 

Отлично!. Оказывается, чтобы вести интересный блог нужно не только только постить в него о чем-то, но и делать это в увлекательной форме

Tina01 wrote on September 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am

 
 

ничего не поняла… где можно почитать подробнее?

Ольга Дмитриевна wrote on November 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

 

Say something already!

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