Othurme’s dogs seem to have had their first encounter with a skunk tonight. We now join this conversation in progress:
Othurme: I just bought $500 worth of hydrogen peroxide and baking soda
Jester: have you even started the bathing?
Othurme: I’ve washed both of them twice now
Jester: any improvement?
Othurme: I can’t tell. the house still smells like sweaty rhino balls
Jester: That’s why you’re not allowed back at the zoo.
Othurme: That wasn’t nearly the worst thing I did there either
[later]
Othurme: It’s everywhere. The garage is horrible.
Jester: so uh yeah… i think i’ll be on the other side of the stage from you tomorrow.
Othurme: I will smell like the waft a 3000 flowers. I will be soaked a mixture of baking soda and tulip scented air freshener
Jester: awesome
Othurme: You will get to smell it tomorrow, because the dogs are coming with… My eyes are watering
Jester: oh geez
Othurme: The front windows are all wide open, a fan is blowing, there are bowls of baking soda in every room of the house and we have gone over the house 7 times with air freshener. Still smells like burned rubber testicles
Jester: and THAT is why you’re not allowed back at the porn store
Othurme: That wasn’t even the worst thing I did there either… But they were pissed about the rhino
what the hell did he do to the rhino!
(baking soda and peroxide? i thought tomato juice was supposed to get rid of the smell. thankfully i don’t have any first hand experience with it. good luck to you othurme.)
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Othurme is the MASTER of comedy via text/chat.
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Rhinodomy is a serious crime.
Tomato juice reduces but does not eliminate the scent. Only thing that works is time. be prepared for Stinkapalooza for a few weeks.
That’s why I love you both. I so needed a laugh today.
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And I thought I had it bad when my dog shoved his nose into a porcupine’s bum. At least that only affected him.
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i almost got sprayed by a skunk. was so drunk i thought it was a pretty kitty.
cracking up at othurme’s misfortune. sorry!
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Oh, this was so funny. Othurme needs to cook lots and lots of maple bacon. That stuff makes your house smell like maple syrup for HOURS. If you cook enough of it, it should take away the skunky smell. LOL
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Too funny, but sad.. and very stinky. Now your Twitter msg makes sense.
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OMG. Hilarious.
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