A Little Self-Examination
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“If you feel pain, you’re pressing too hard.”

Really? No kidding?

In all seriousness, most men who are diagnosed with testicular cancer are under the age of 40. It’s vitally important to check yourself.

In fact, I feel so strongly about this, I’m planning to check myself hourly daily.

I’m also willing to sacrifice my time and medical expertise by performing this examination on others.

The line begins on the left. There’s no need to push, I’ll get to everyone.

 

16 Responses to “A Little Self-Examination”
 

Why did I just watch this whole video?

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Miss Britt wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 9:17 am

 
 

I love you and everything, but I may never recover from this video. Horror. Absolute horror.

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Nina wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 9:24 am

 
 

Welcome to Jestertunes, Finn — here’s a penis. Enjoy!

My day can only go downhill from here.

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Finn wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 9:53 am

 
 

I’ll need to be checked on an hourly basis… can you and UMB handle the stress? I’ll be right over.

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Chris wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am

 
 

I hope the women that freaked about the video are lesbians. It’s a good idea to know how to check your partner for testicular cancer (or breast cancer). Often your lover will notice things about your body that you might miss.

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Robguy wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 11:18 am

 
 

Why do I always come visit your blog w/my mobile reader, which can’t display video - but only when you have video!?!?!?

whall wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

 
 

Britt, can you check for me? With your mouth?

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Avitable wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

 
 

Yeah. My response, no surprise, is “have a ball; in fact have two”

On a more serious vein, women and men may avoid serious issues by being in touch (no pun intended) with their body.

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Crail wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

 
 

I am impressed with your humanitarian efforts. You totally crack me up.

J.

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HoosierGirl wrote on July 17th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

 
 

Now see, I did NOT know this. Now where can I find a guy who will give me my breast exam in exchange for a ball exam?

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Absurdist wrote on July 18th, 2008 at 8:12 am

 
 

you are a good man, offering up your services. in more ways than one! love that about you.

(i’m using explorer here at the office and it doesn’t show a video at all. just your written post. i’ll check this out at home.)

hello haha narf wrote on July 18th, 2008 at 11:15 am

 
 

If the line gets too long, Jester, I’ll come over and help you out.

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Winter wrote on July 18th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

 
 

How is that they can do the ultrasound without the guy getting hard? If that were me, just putting the gel on would have caused a woody, and then to have something roll around my balls while they’re all lubed up? I’m in…are you going to perform the ultrasounds too?

toby wrote on July 19th, 2008 at 7:08 am

 
 

for Toby - I had a ball untrasound once and if the sharp stabbing pain in my ball wasn’t enough to kill a woody, the very cold gel and handful of medical students in the room would have finished it off. (and that was even with a very cute technician - and it turned out to just be too much tennis without enuf support)

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Robguy wrote on July 19th, 2008 at 10:27 am

 
 

Miss Britt - Because it was not only fascinating, but educational! Plus? You were totally hoping to see his cock.

Nina - I aim to please!

Finn - I can think of no better way to welcome you here, Finn!

Chris - If you don’t mind us splitting the labor by each picking a side, you’re on!

Robguy - I don’t think I have any true lesbian readers… I’ve got some “Been there done that’s” but no card carrying muff divers.

Whall - Luck, I guess!

Avitable - Your comment does nothing to dispel rumors… Bravo!

Crail - I’m certain you’re in touch with your body. You’ve had years practicing!

HoosierGirl - I’m a giver!

Absurdist - Craigslist.

hello - Humanitarian of the Year. That’s me!

Winter - Thanks for having my uh… back…

Toby - Can we test this theory soon?

Robguy - So you had Tennis Ball?

jester wrote on July 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

 
 

Your post makes one think! Great article. Thanks for allowing me to comment!

Education Blog wrote on August 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm

 

Say something already!