Jul 08
Another Ironic Discovery
in Humor
 

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While wandering through Barnes and Noble the other day, Hilly, Dickie Maxx, UMB, and I ran across this rather interesting package:

This looks like fun...

Wow… we all like games. We all like drinking… I’m guessing we’d all like drinking games. Especially drinking games from places like:

  • Hawaii
  • Brazil
  • Mexico

This fantastic game includes:

  • Rule Cards
  • Dice
  • Poker Cards
  • A Spinner!
  • A Plastic Game Chip!
  • A DREIDEL! Holy Shit!!!

This is Awesome! We’re going to play Drinking Games from AROUND THE WORLD! And the box comes with a DREIDEL!!! I’m so excited!

the back of the package

We had brilliant plans to get together with tequila shots with wine cooler chasers and do god knows what with the poker cards and spinner. Until.

We saw the disclaimer in fine print:

\"Not Recommended to be played with alcoholic beverages...\"

“Not recommended to be played with alcoholic beverages…”

::sigh::

8 Responses to “Another Ironic Discovery”
 

Hubs says - they have to put that in there for legal reasons

I say - WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK?

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bluepaintred wrote on July 8th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

 
 

Back in the day there was a wonderful game called “Pass Out.” It had cards with tongue twisters and instructions to “take a drink” or to “take a smoke.” And then we saw the disclaimer. We ignored it. One of the best damn nights of my life.

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Dagny wrote on July 8th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

 
 

What are you supposed to play with? Apple juice?

Sarah wrote on July 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

 
 

Bluepaintred - I can just see someone suing because they got drunk while playing with the dreidel.

Dagny - I want to play THAT game.

Sarah - If I played a drinking game with apple juice, I’d need the next day alone in the bathroom to recover. Wait… I suppose I can say the same about playing it with tequila. Huh.

jester wrote on July 8th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

 
 

I’ve played Pass Out many a times. AWESOME!

Dude, they have to put the disclaimer because this is ALCOHOL POISONING waiting to happen.

And? It’s awesome.

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Miss Britt wrote on July 9th, 2008 at 6:31 am

 
 

Yeah but…since when do WE listen to the what is and what is not recommended anyway? ;)
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Hilly wrote on July 9th, 2008 at 9:11 am

 
 

you read the small print?

rules were meant to be broken, my friend!

so, how much did the box o games cost? coz i seriously want that fucker.

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hello haha narf wrote on July 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

 
 

Miss Britt - When you “fall asleep” in the bathroom on the floor, that’s not called “playing Pass Out.”

Hilly - True. You got any extra vicodin on ya? :D
Hello - I don’t know… I can’t quite make out the price on the box. I think it was around $15.

jester wrote on July 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

 

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