I feel like I am terribly behind on my blog posting duties lately and thusly, I’m offering you the following bulleted list of things I keep forgetting to mention:

• One day last week, I discovered that I had gone to work and out to dinner and lounged around the house with my boxer briefs on backwards.
• The very next day, I ripped a hole in the crotch of one of my favorite pairs of jeans.
• The day after THAT I dumped half of my soda on my chest and belly while sitting by myself at Rubio’s Tacqueria.
• I should no longer be allowed to dress myself.
• Or consume food or drink in public.
• Recently, I was nominated “Biggest Asshole in the Blogosphere.” It was close race, but I graciously concede, as I am just happy to be nominated.
• Also, someone, has developed her own “Kinsey Scale of Attention Whoredom.” I’m quite happy to say that I am a total 6 on the 0-6 scale, and therefore set the bar for all the rest of you.
• While I don’t plan for it to happen, it seems there is a high demand for Jester Shows. So… what the masses want, the masses get.
• By masses, I mean the 12 of you who follow me to every show and ask me on twitter, IM, and email if I’m having a show.
• Speaking of shows, Wednesday’s show with Howard was hysterical, as usual.
• Howard announced that he has been proclaimed “Cancer Free” though he still has a round of chemo (or two) to endure.
• I’m getting really annoyed by all the twitter outages. If you build it, they will come, if you fuck it up, you’d better just pack it in.
• Total Eclipse played a gig tonight in Rocklin. Afterwards, we learned that it was televised.
• An hour or two after the performance, a woman approached us, told us she saw us on tv and loved us and we inspired her to come out to the festival.
• We were in a crowd of like 30,000 people.
• We were recognized and approached many times in this large crowd, and everyone had nothing but great things to say about us.
• That’s so fucking cool.

Here’s Thursday night’s Jester show: