Roundup
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I feel like I am terribly behind on my blog posting duties lately and thusly, I’m offering you the following bulleted list of things I keep forgetting to mention:

  • One day last week, I discovered that I had gone to work and out to dinner and lounged around the house with my boxer briefs on backwards.
  • The very next day, I ripped a hole in the crotch of one of my favorite pairs of jeans.
  • The day after THAT I dumped half of my soda on my chest and belly while sitting by myself at Rubio’s Tacqueria.
  • I should no longer be allowed to dress myself.
  • Or consume food or drink in public.
  • Recently, I was nominated “Biggest Asshole in the Blogosphere.” It was close race, but I graciously concede, as I am just happy to be nominated.
  • Also, someone, has developed her own “Kinsey Scale of Attention Whoredom.” I’m quite happy to say that I am a total 6 on the 0-6 scale, and therefore set the bar for all the rest of you.
  • While I don’t plan for it to happen, it seems there is a high demand for Jester Shows. So… what the masses want, the masses get.
  • By masses, I mean the 12 of you who follow me to every show and ask me on twitter, IM, and email if I’m having a show.
  • Speaking of shows, Wednesday’s show with Howard was hysterical, as usual.
  • Howard announced that he has been proclaimed “Cancer Free” though he still has a round of chemo (or two) to endure.
  • I’m getting really annoyed by all the twitter outages. If you build it, they will come, if you fuck it up, you’d better just pack it in.
  • Total Eclipse played a gig tonight in Rocklin. Afterwards, we learned that it was televised.
  • An hour or two after the performance, a woman approached us, told us she saw us on tv and loved us and we inspired her to come out to the festival.
  • We were in a crowd of like 30,000 people.
  • We were recognized and approached many times in this large crowd, and everyone had nothing but great things to say about us.
  • That’s so fucking cool.

Here’s Thursday night’s Jester show:

 
Friday Hotness
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Friday Hotness is here! It was a LONG week. I’ll be at San Francisco Pride this weekend. Hope I don’t get sunburned this year.

Who am I kidding? I get sunburned every year at Pride.

If you’re good boys and girls I’ll get you a picture of me in my kilt.

 






The Monday Why Not? Edition of The Jester Show
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Seriously? I got home from dinner Monday night and had an inbox, twitterbox, and IMs full of people wanting to know if I was gonna host a show.

So of course I did. I can’t let my peoples down!

I’m happy to say the show has returned to its normal state of barely-controlled chaos encompassing all subjects from blogging to anal sex to blogging about anal sex.

I was going to write a better recap here, but I see that PrincePessa has already done so. Buzz over there to see what she had to say about it.

And you can listen to it at the bottom of this post. Unfortunately I didn’t get the chat transcript last night. But really, you should have been there to read the chat live if you feel you’re missing out.

Wanna know when the next spontaneous show is gonna happen? Well I can’t plan it, otherwise it’s no longer spontaneous. Instead, you should follow me on Twitter and you’ll know the minute a new show starts.

My REGULAR show will air Wednesday (tonight!), when my co-host will be the ever-fabulous, super hot and witty Howard from TheWebPen.Net. Show starts at 7pm PDT/10pm EDT.

The Jester Show - Late Sunday Passive Aggressive Edition
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If you missed any of the Sunday Radio Block yesterday, this probably won’t entertain you very much. If however, you were around for the drunken train wreck, passive aggressive insults (and subsequent denial of passive aggressive behavior), and the sic-ing of the gestapo on the boys at CrotchShotRadio, you’ll likely get a kick from this.

Here’s the Chat Log.

 

Mourning
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I’m seriously in mourning right now. I can’t quite express how sad and dark the world seems to me tonight.

Is that weird, that the death of a stand up comedian is affecting me in a profound way?

1937 - 2008

I remember watching his HBO special when I was like six years old. I learned what was funny by watching him. I loved his de-construction of words and phrases and the things that we say every day and how really fucked up our thinking is.

Everyone of course knows about his Seven Words… but the rants on “Stuff” and “Having a Nice Day” were classics that crack me up just thinking of them. His book “Braindroppings” is hysterical.

Fuck. I hate getting older and watching my heroes die.