Could have been worse… could have been that they were wanting English to be the ofecal language of the United States.

Dave2s last blog post..Bullet Sunday 79

Dave2 – I totally read it that way the first time. BTW, who is Dave1?

OMG –we are ALL on the same brain wave

Turnbabys last blog post..Derby Day Redux

people never cease to amaze me. and not in the good way that britt’s boobs amaze me.

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Turnbaby – Spooooooky.

hello – What part of Britt’s boobs are amazing? Specifically? Othurme requests visual aids….

othurme is mine!

(all of britt is amazing.)

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That is just delicious.

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All we are saying is…. give grammar a chance.

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Gee, I thought English WAS America’s Official language…

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hello – I’m not going to fight you for him….

Howard – Welcome back around these parts! Missed you!

Hilly – I’d settle for spelling.

That is hysterical!!!!! I bet you people still fill out their citizenship as “American” and not “United States of America”, which is the officIal citizenship of the people of the USA

DaDucks last blog post..Tagged Tuesday

and, as I said on Gawker, the Indian languages should be the official languages of the Americas since they were there first.

DaDucks last blog post..Tagged Tuesday

dude, they need to realize that we speak “American” and NOT “English”. Seriously.

We can’t even use adverbs anymore. “I’m good.” instead of “I’m well.”

And so many more horrific bastardizations of our actual language.

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DaDuck – Americans don’t get that there is any other answer to the “citizenship” question. I don’t want to learn Navajo. I have enough trouble with Spanish.

Absurdist – I don’t know why we bother asking “How are you?” anyway. Does anyone ever answer that question truthfully or grammatically?

“Another grade 2 drop wondering why he can’t get a job.”

regarding the “how are you?” question…i almost always reply “getting better!” simply because it does make my mood a tad better and is therefore a correct answer…

hello haha narfs last blog post..Internet Friends, Now With Skin On

IP – Funny how that works.

Hello – My favorite response to “How are you?” is simply, “I’m Stunning. Thanks.”

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Love it. So I have pinched it for my blog. I’ve linked back to you – hope that’s ok!

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Kate – Links back to me are always ok!

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