…slutty Blog Talk Radio Show Personality.
I started my day being a last minute special guest on Hilly’s show. It was my mission to make sure I brought enough controversy to the show that she might get slapped with that dreaded “Adults Only” tag. In fact, my mission for the entire day became to spread my special ability to turn any conversation on any topic into a frank discussion of butt sex. Snackie’s Show was a huge (a)rousing success.
Immediately after Hilly’s show, I popped over to catch Fab’s show and that decision completely altered my plans for the rest of the afternoon.
It started out as a simple joke that I played on Mr. Fabulous during his show. I simply called in to inform him that his subscription to “Little Tits” magazine had expired. What transpired next was completely spontaneous.
Fab’s guest, Vulgar Wizard, is normally the co-host of another show with a guy named “Irrelephant.” Irrelephant’s show runs opposite Fab’s. Vulgar Wizard offered me $50 to call into her normal show and play the same joke on Irrelephant.
Othurme happened to be at my house during the BTR marathon, and he rushed into the back room and thrust his cell phone into my hand so that I could make the phone call and not drop my Skype connection with Fab’s show. (I realize I could have done a conference call, but the howling laughter from Fab and his listeners would have made my job impossible.) I called in to the show and well, here’s what happened (Potentially NSFW):
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As soon as Fab’s show was over, Vulgar Wizard jumped over to Irrelephant’s show for a decompress:
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And then… I’m not sure if they were aware that the show was still being recorded, but there was some spirited conversation after the “sign-off.”
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Wait. Did you hear that? I want you to focus on just this section:
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After I invaded Turnbaby’s show, a small group of us decided that we weren’t quite ready to call it a day. That’s when The Jester Roll was born. So Shiny, Hellohahanarf, Othurme, Winter and I picked a show at random to jump into.
We landed in what I can only describe as Nascar central.
The hosts of the show seemed to take the phone call and influx of strangers in the chat room in stride. At least one of the members in the chat room was not thrilled that a big fag had arrived to disrupt their sports talk.
We WILL be Jester Rolling again in the very near future. Stay tuned for details.
I’m still waiting on my $50 from Vulgar Wizard.
How does raging fit on the scale from “flaming” to “closeted”?
Jester, I know the show keeps recording, there are simply times when I want to, like you so ably named it, “decompress.” I have to say that you did a top-notch job on the call! I was having a rough show to begin with, and while I was fairly certain I’d have some sort of ripples from the excellent and portly Mr. Fab I didn’t know it’d be quite that…er…blue? *lol*
Well played. VERY well played! And stay on VW for that cash, she’s tighter than a Catholic schoolgirl’s arsehole.
Irrelephants last blog post..When BRT Shows Attack
Ha, great job, Jester.
Karls last blog post..Shockinawe, Part Deuce
You really are a radio slut, aren’t you…you big raging homo
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Hillys last blog post..The Radio Show That Is Definitely NSFW!
Damn. I am really sorry I missed it!
The Absurdists last blog post..Sorry I haven’t been around
I’m still laughing. My ribs still hurt. I will have to listen to those radio bites when I come home for lunch. By then I’m sure I will need the laugh. Ugh. Monday. Can’t wait for the next Jester Roll!
Winters last blog post..Marcus and the Jester Roll
Once again, everyone else gets a hyperlink on their names except me. I think you’re trying to tell me something…
Great rolling last night. Bravo!
what fun yesterday turned out to be. i had planned on dong nothing at all except listening to btr. damn did that timing work out!
jester, you are so damn good at keeping a straight face while those around you collapse into fits of laughter. well done! i am looking forward to listening to the sound bites when i get home this evening.
although, i can’t remember if you said fag enough on that last show to get them slapped with an adults only rating.
hello haha narfs last blog post..Jester Rollin, Bacon, Jackie Chan, etc.
Dude, V-Dub has never even SEEN fifty bucks at once in her entire life.
Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..It’s a sweet ride!
You were great! No repercussion you raging homo you;-)
I hope you can join us Sunday. My show will be “Does ‘funny’ trump everything?” You’d be a great voice in the mix.
Avitable – I think raging is off the scale.
Irrelephant – The funniest part is that it wasn’t Fab’s idea at all. It was all on your cohort.
Karl – Thank you sir!
Hilly – Too bad you missed it. Hope the Sonic was worth it.
Absurdist – Yeah, you keep disappearing.
Winter – I think you’ll especially like the last clip. Details on the next Jester Roll are forthcoming.
Shiny – The problem is that your name is a word that is a commonly used adjective… I don’t REMEMBER to link anyone’s name. I use ubernyms to do that. I added you to it, but now I’m sure there are a bunch of links to you that have nothing to do with you. ::shrug::
hello – I know I said “fag” at least once on that last show.
Mr. Fabulous – That’s alright. I can setup a payment plan. I’m like a gay lay-a-way.
Turnbaby – Of course you didn’t have any repercussions… they’re ascared of you. I’ll try to make it Sunday.
You really won’t be content until every show on BTR has been rated “adult,” will you?
Dave2s last blog post..Blogiversary 5: WINNERS!
Dave2 – You got it. If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone else with me.
That’s what she said.
BTW The third sound clip wasn’t working (no one noticed!?) but it’s fixed now.
She’s not wrong.
othurmes last blog post..Crazy Weekend
My husband came into the room and backed out again VERY quickly. I had a blast and you were too incredibly funny.If I had anything resembling a memory, I’d be a regular listener to your show.I hated leaving early!
metalmoms last blog post..This Just In….
Othurme – I am rarely “raging.”
Metalmom – Didn’t he back out of the room yesterday too? You know you could favorite me on BTR and get a reminder before my show.
I’m more than willing to debate the finer points of what qualifies as “raging”, but I once found myself in the precarious position of being between you and the cheesy crab puffs at the Chinese buffet and the look on your face as you trampled over me to get to them was one that can only be described as rage.
othurmes last blog post..Crazy Weekend
othurme – That was merely hunger. I have a similar look on my face right now.
You are hilarious Jester! Sorry I couldn’t stick around to attack another show with you, but ya know, the husband has needs…he needed ice cream, and tv, ice cream and bed sounded like a good idea after 8 hours on my feet all day.
I hope you will call in Mr. Fab’s show on Sunday. I’m the guest! It would be fun to talk with you again!
Cissa Firehearts last blog post..We are family, I got all my sisters with me….
Cissa Fireheart – Ice cream and bed sounds like a winning combination to me! I’ll try to make it to Fab’s show… Sundays are hard for me because I usually have rehearsal.