I scarely know where to begin. This was one CRAZY show.
I had to go back and listen to the whole thing just to keep track of what happened.
Highlights:
Miss Britt agreed that I am a better zookeeper than Mr. Fabulous.
Why Miss Britt and Hilly should not be allowed to drive.
Dave from Blogography’s Jedi ability to spurn my advances.
The fact that so many readers rarely read your whole blog post and jump to conclusions before commenting.
The wonder that is American Idol.
I fielded several complaints about my Friday Hotness posts. Apparently not everyone has the same taste in guys that I do. Who knew!? Britt isn’t a fan of “lumpy underwear” photos.
My amazement that I have straight male readers, and the fact that I am often the token gay man on everyone’s blogroll.
Hilly has very specific thoughts and feelings about the word “clique.” She’s a proud “clique ho.”
Blog drama that should remain unnamed, and my inability to keep my mouth shut.
The Upcoming TEQUILACON and how badly I want to go. How the hell am I gonna make this happen?
Hilly kept insisting on talking dirty to me. I kinda enjoyed it.
Karl’s cock and balls post (see link below).
UMB taking naked photos of himself to model for his drawings that will be incorporated into my next tattoo.
Britt took us into the bathroom, and the show totally went straight into the toilet.
A lengthy discussion followed about whether or not we should stand up to wipe.
Britt’s husband will be mortified by the story she shared about his bathroom habits. She’s promised a video post demonstrating the technique.
Hilly takes gigantic dumps; Britt doesn’t poop. Ever.
Hilly outted herself as “a bi.”
The definition of sex.
Britt realizes that she is jealous that Hilly is more likely to have sex with Hellohahanarf than with her at the upcoming TequilaCon.
Then the giant butt sex conversation happened that had me in tears, laughing uncontrollably.
Links We Discussed:
Fab’s Radio Show where he hummed The Beatles song while a political debate raged.
Karl’s very funny post.
The very first post Britt commented on here at Jestertunes: November 2006.
Enjoy!
EVERYONE is more likely to have sex with Hellohahanarf. That’s just how she rolls.
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post…Where are the killer robots?
Mr. Fabulous – I have GOT to find a way to get to TequilaCon. That’s all there is to it.
I agree.
On the you need to come to TequilaCon… not the possible promiscuity of Hellohahanarf. She’s an angel.
If there’s anything I can do to help… let me know.
NYCWD’s last blog post…Reading More Than Writing
Wait – I thought HILLY said you were a better zoo keeper?
Miss Britt’s last blog post…Pissed.
Yeah I did say he was a better zookeeper (I’ll take the hit here).
I almost peed my pants last night for real! Thanks for having me and allowing me to make your show rated SUPAH DUPAH ADULTS ONLY!
Hilly’s last blog post…Lord, I Was Born A Rambling Woman….
Do I really want to listen to this show? Ha.
Karl’s last blog post…Little Karl was a Hell of a Writer
Ok ok ok! I’m gonna have to quit listening on podcast and start tuning in live… I also would love to go to Tequilacon but it’s not gonna happen this year.
Maybe next year!
Chris’s last blog post…13 things – a trainer’s perspective
great show, jester. seriously, well done. i had a great time in the chat room. even if i didn’t have the opportunity to properly explain to britt that hilly and i will want to do her, but we simply respect her and her marriage too much. yeah, something like that. she’ll buy that, right?
fab – hey! you forgot “to want to” in that sentence. “everyone is more likely TO WANT TO have sex with hellohahanarf.” you are buying that, right?
nycwd – thanks for standing up for my dignity! will poppy mind if i throw you a little xoxo?
hello haha narf’s last blog post…HNT – My First Half Nekkid Thursday Post
OH!!! i forgot to ask…does umb have issues with your desire to do tequilacon? alone?
hello haha narf’s last blog post…HNT – My First Half Nekkid Thursday Post
NYCWD – Can you make a money tree pop up in my back yard? Ooo… Or just get my mortgage refinanced? That would be huge!
Miss Britt – Give me a break, you both talk so fast I couldn’t keep up!
Hilly – I love that you both peed while on the phone with me. That was great. You can come on anytime! (Though I think I may be getting screwed out of my time slot now. *le sigh*)
Karl – What do you mean? You should definitely want to hear my show.
Chris – Yeah, you should participate live. The chat room is ridiculous!
Hello – I’ll buy it. Perhaps you should ask UMB about my solo trip to Tequilacon. You have him on twitter, right?
Every BTR show I listen to, I think “Geez, nothing could be better or funnier than this!” Then another show comes along (yours, Hilly’s, Turnbaby’s, Karl’s, Fab’s, Kyra’s) and I have to grab for my inhaler so I can breathe. This one was seriously over the top. Britt and the wiping… classic!
Winter’s last blog post…Thursday Thirteen the Twelfth
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Listened to the show this morning and it was pretty damn funny. I don’t know how you do it, Jester, two hours. One hour freaks me out. Yet, still I do it.
Hmm. More therapy is in order, methinks.
BTW, looking forward to being on your show next month.
Karl’s last blog post…Little Boy Blue, Come Blow Your Horn
Winter – Every week, I say “This show was crazy!” Every week it gets crazier.
Karl – Two hours goes by so freaking fast I can’t believe it. I can’t imagine only doing an hour… just when we get warmed up, it would be over!
Today is the day I try to figure out if I can get BTR on my zune. Hopefully they support podcast-style subscriptions, because my Zune is about to be rated NSFW.
As a straight male (I’m even married *gasp*) I shall forever hereafter call you ‘Token’.
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