The Jester Show April 9th with Dave!
 

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Wednesdays at 7pm PTThis isn’t easy for me to say… I have failed, my internet friends. I set out with one firm goal in mind for this show: to fully indoctrinate Dave from Blogography into the Pink Army.

He didn’t take to it.

In fact, there was a deadly uncomfortable silence when I asked Dave about his homosexual past.

I’m not used to failure.

I do know that I have no intention of giving up.

We hit on so many freaking topics that I don’t even know how to recap this show. We revisited “Dead Hooker Babies,” death threats, goth stalkers, assless jeans, and the beauty of San Francisco’s public dress code. We covered the addictive nature of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, ALA’s, and how PC the term “alternative lifestyle” really is.

At some point the BlogTalkRadio police came in to declare that my show was incorrectly labeled. It needed to be labled “Adult Only” presumably because of the use of the word “Fag” which was completely legitimate in the context of the conversation. Since we got labeled as such, we spent the rest of the show making sure that we lived up to the “Adult Only” tag by discussing blowjobs, and my need to carry two giant bottles of lube everywhere I go. You know, just in case.

Hilly and Shiny called in to join Dave, Lee, Sly, and myself for a little “Whose Line Is It Anyway” game that turned out to be a lot of fun.

I mentioned Kristy’s blog at SheWalks. But I think that’s the only link that was called out.

[UPDATED to include these links to the posts we discussed on Dave's blog:

Dead Hooker Babies...
Happiness in the Support of Gay Marriage...

The Elizabeth Hurley Scale of Hotness...

Bad Monkey...]

We enjoyed a special Jestertunes Listener Line call in from Crail at the end of the show. Thanks Crail!

Catch next week’s show when my special guest will be Hilly!

Upcoming shows:

Shiny - April 23rd
HelloHaHaNarf - April 30th

10 Responses to “The Jester Show April 9th with Dave!”
 

You know… after you mentioned this “uncomfortable silence” in the show, I went back and listened to that section in the archives… there is no uncomfortable silence! I answer immediately!

I think you just want to BELIEVE there was an uncomfortable silence so you can work your dirty imagination in there!

And sorry… I forgot to send you the links for my “Happiness” and “Barbie” entries that were discussed. I’ll do that ASAP!

Dave2 wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

 
 

Dave2 - Maybe it just seemed like a really long uncomfortable silence… it was after your immediate “no.” Like maybe you had a story that was brewing. My imagination was working overtime as it was. :)

jester wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

 
 

Dave2 - I added the links to the posts on your sites we discussed. Thanks for the list! ;)

jester wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

 
 

I think the reason his kidney stone passed is all of the arousal talk ;).

That whole segment about his gay experiences (or lack thereof) was the best part. I am still cracking up over half of that show!

I am a little scared about next week though.

Hilly’s last blog post…TypePad and WordPress Sitting In A Tree (While MT and Blogger Watch)!

Hilly wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

 
 

Hilly - There was an awful lot of arousal talk, wasn’t there!? Don’t be scared, I promise to be gentle! (would it be too uncouth to tag on “and I won’t cum in your mouth”?) LOL.

Did I just type that!? :D

jester wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

 
 

I’m glad that the show went well again! YAY!

Branden wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

 
 

Branden - you would know that already if you were participating. I know you ain’t got better things to do. ;)

jester wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 12:02 am

 
 

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Jestertunes » Introducing HRH Hilly wrote on April 15th, 2008 at 12:55 am

 
 

i think this show caused me to fall in love a little with dave. ok, a lot.

swoon

hello haha narf’s last blog post…CONTEST!!

hello haha narf wrote on April 15th, 2008 at 2:42 am

 
 

hello - Yeah. It sealed the deal for me. You should be careful though… Hilly might cut you over it. She’s crazy.

jester wrote on April 15th, 2008 at 2:50 am

 

Say something already!