Apr 03
The Jester Show April 2, 2008
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Wednesdays at 7pm PTWhat a crazy-assed show!

So it started about 15 minutes before showtime, when I received word on twitter that my VERY SPECIAL guest for the VERY SPECIAL episode of The Jester Show, Dave from Blogography, was rushing to the emergency room with kidney stones.

I was about to go on the air with a ton of notes and prepared questions for Dave, based on several hours of digging through his archives.

I didn’t have any pre-recorded bits prepared because I figured we’d be able to fill the air time with some manner of hilarity.

In other words, I’m a shitty radio host because I didn’t have a backup plan.

Enter my goddess in a thong, HelloHaHaNarf, who accepted my plea to call in to talk to me. Lee also answered my SOS and joined us.

So as I was explaining the change in plans, Dave snuck onto the line and said hello from a drug-induced stupor.

We briefly chatted about the Gay Agenda, which according to Fox News includes our bringing back bell bottoms.

Then I told a terrible story about how I managed to relive the glory days of being a toddler. (You’ll just have to listen to decipher that. I don’t need THAT in my search engine results.)

Dave either passed out or did in fact manage to find a ride to the hospital leaving us all to our own devices, but not before he agreed to come on next week providing he doesn’t die. Don’t die, Dave.

Which of course meant sharing stories about embarrassing moments in sex shops, the logistics of the upcoming First Annual Pudding Wrestling Federation Smackdown (Ginamonster may be getting her entire roller derby team in on the action!), and various other moments (Anal Bleaching!) that actually left me with watery eyes and painful ribs.

Oh and Shiny made me a show promo that made Hellohahanarf pee herself. You can hear it here:

Special thanks to everyone who participated in the show, Dickie Maxx, Danny from Ink2Metal, Hellohahanarf, Dave from Blogography, and of course the “devastatingly gorgeous” Lee.

The chat room was REALLY something tonight with lots of new faces and lots of hysterical comments. If you’re not catching the show live you are really missing out. I can only mention about a quarter of the funny things happening in the chat room on-air. I just can’t multi-task that well.

Here are some links we talked about:
Good Vibrations
Anal Bleaching

And oh yeah, we talked a bit about great television shows from the 80’s.

All in all, a pretty damn good show despite the sudden change in plans.

You know I haven’t heard from Dave since. I hope he’s ok.

14 Responses to “The Jester Show April 2, 2008”
 

After a couple morphine injections and $1500 in deductible from my insurance, I’m okay. Heavily medicated with a lovely assortment of three different pain-killers, but okay. I am still planning on dropping by next Wednesday for the show.

Unless the pain-killers run out or I die.

In which case I hope you will dedicate the show to my memory and all my incredible achievements over the years.

Dave2 wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 6:48 am

 
 

You forgot to mention that we all agreed I was devastatingly gorgeous…
oh wait, you did mention it

(I knew that, I just wanted to say it again)

Lee wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am

 
 

I think I mentioned this before too, i LOVE LOVE LOVE your image for the radio show. I prefer that jester image to the one that’s on the site now. It’s cute and makes me wanna pinch it!

Lee wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 am

 
 

Shiny’s comment was the highlight. Nice work Shiny!

othurme’s last blog post…Don’t Worry

othurme wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 am

 
 

I am so sorry I missed out on this one! Tenshi and I were attempting to bring back Chinese food for the devestatingly gorgeous (and ridiculously deluded) Lee.

Next week I will be back in the chatroom to keep the drunken perv factor high!

Sly wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 am

 
 

It was a great show! Thanks for all the positive comments about the promo — it was fun to make.

I’m looking forward to being a guest on the Jester show soon!

Shiny’s last blog post…?List on the 3s:? Top 8 Songs Which Should Not Ever Be Remade

Shiny wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am

 
 

Dave2 - If you die, I’ll have a week-long tribute on my site. I’ll collect tons of money on your behalf, most of which I’ll donate to your favorite charity. As long as your favorite charity is the Jestertunes Starving Artist Fund.

Lee - I think I clearly did not agree with “devastatingly.” And now you’re criticizing MY jester drawing and choosing Dave’s. I see how you are.

Othurme - Shiny’s promo was great, but I think my favorite moment was everyone picturing what an anal bleaching tray might look like.

Sly - It took you two hours to get Chinese food in a town with eleventy-million Chinese restaurants?

Shiny - We’ll have you on later this month!

jester wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am

 
 

Well, princess L wanted Chinese food from a very specific location that has troublesome parking.

Sly wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 11:42 am

 
 

DON’T BLAME IT ON ME! you two got lost! LOST! I told you exactly where to go and you still managed to end up lost! You both have the worst sense of direction.

That’s dave’s drawing for you?! I love it! take it!
the other one looks like the scary clown that comes to your birthday party and hits on your mom.

Lee wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm

 
 

“the other one looks like the scary clown that comes to your birthday party and hits on your mom.”

This is a good reminder to not accept any invitations to one of Lee’s parties (or let my mom go).

othurme’s last blog post…Jet Them Free

othurme wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm

 
 

Sly - It was presumably still in Berkeley, right? Not in China? 2 hours!?

Lee - I’m not replacing my jester with his. I’ll just co-opt his graphic for my radio show. :) That scary clown that hits on your mom needs love too. Besides, he IS your father.

othurme - Damn… you know Lee’s birthday is coming up. Are you sure your mom doesn’t need some dirty steamy sweaty sex? Or is your dad a stallion? Are you uncomfortable yet?

jester wrote on April 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm

 
 

thanks for having me on the show. strange talking with a group on a line which has a slight delay, but i think i learned enough to feel comfortable coming back for more.

thanks for the fun.

when you start taking up collections, i need a new couch. shiny’s song made me pee a little.

hello haha narf’s last blog post…Fridays Are My Friends

hello haha narf wrote on April 4th, 2008 at 3:45 am

 
 

I never thought I would see the day when my name was in the same sentence with anal bleaching.

ginamonster’s last blog post…So, I know this girl

ginamonster wrote on April 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

 
 

ginamonster - I for one knew that sentence was just a matter of time.

jester wrote on April 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

 

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