The Jester Show April 30, 2008
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Wednesdays at 7pm PTWell it finally happened… I hosted a show and my co-host didn’t show up. I sincerely hope Hellohahanarf is well, because I haven’t heard from her yet.

At any rate, Hilly, Karl, Shiny, Lee, Absurdist, and Winterheart bailed me out and called in.

We discussed a lot of topics, including whether or not you can sleep with a friend and keep your relationship, TequilaCon, Bacon!, The Jester Gathering happening on May 10th, and I cornered a couple of them into answering the question “Which bloggers would you do?”

It was a fun show that you should really listen through all the way to the end, because if you skip out before it’s over, you’ll miss Hilly saying:

http://www.jestertunes.com/audio/SnackieCry.mp3 - (For your records)

I believe you all now have a new ringtone to load onto your phone for TequilaCon.

You’re welcome.

There will be no Jester Show next week, as I’m going to be at a concert.

The show will resume on May 14th with Tracy (TSM_Oregon) at the NEW TIME of 9PM!

Fucking BTR and their stupid fucking rules.

The Jester Show tonight!
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Wednesdays at 7pm PTMan… I meant to post about this week’s show a few days ago and I completely spaced it out.

Join me and my special guest, Hellohahanarf on The Jester Show tonight. I have NO idea what we’re going to talk about, but I can assure you it will be entertaining.

I need your help keeping my time slot… I’m being told I don’t have enough listeners to maintain a “primetime” show. (I”m averaging around 100 listeners per show) I don’t know how many it takes, but it would be super cool and awesome if you could come (even just for a little while) and bring your friends.

7pm Pacific time.

Revenge shall be sweeeet
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Mr. Fabulous should watch his back.

Be careful not to drop the soap, Fabby.

Wait. You’ll like that.

I’ll come up with something.

Trust me.

American Idol Season Seven: Top Five Perform
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American IdolTonight’s theme: the songs of Neil Diamond. I’ve been a fan of Neil Diamond for a million years it seems.

I know some of you think that makes me completely uncool.

Fuck you.

Jason Castro
is up first with “Forever in Blue Jeans.” This is a great choice for him. It suits his personality quite well. I would have rather heard him be a bit more powerful on the chorus. It was just a bit weaker than I wanted. The judges don’t get the chance to speak until after the contestant’s second number.

David Cook chose “I’m Alive” which is a lesser known Diamond song. David’s spin on it, making it faster and grungy was a great interpretation. His voice was great, the performance was energetic and I’m sure he’ll sail through.

Brooke White picked “I’m A Believer” for her first song. She’s playing the guitar and looks like she’s having a much better time this week than last. She was dealt a pretty heavy blow with the past two weeks theme. Neil Diamond is right up her alley. I really like seeing her have fun. She sounded great and looked comfortable again.

David Archuleta’s first song is “Sweet Caroline.” I hate what he’s done to the melody right off the bat. He cut out the minor chords in the chorus. He left out the signature melody line and replaced it with a generic Stevie Wonder run.

Syesha Mercado selected “Hello Again” for her first song. This was from “The Jazz Singer.” I’m really not feeling this at all. Besides the fact that she had several flat notes, the fact that she had to alter the melody to hit all the notes really bugs me.

Randy’s notes on the first song: Jason was just ok. David Cook was strong. Brooke better than last week. Archuleta was the bomb. Syesha was strong.

Paula’s notes on the first song: Jason “loved the lower register” (she thought he did both songs already); David was fantastic. Brooke was great. (Simon cut her off)

Simon’s notes on the first song: Jason forgettable, Cook above average, Brooke nightmare, Archuleta amateurish, Syesha old fashioned.

Ok I really hate the judges not getting to say their piece. How can they expect the contestants to take advice they don’t get?

Jason’s second song is “September Morn.” This is a much better performance than his first song. He stuck closer to the melody and the song allowed him to really play up his sexy eye stare into the camera. Randy thought it was just “ok.” Paula thought it was too safe. Simon thought it was forgettable and didn’t like that he stuck so closely to the original arrangement.

David Cook’s second song is “All I Really Need is You.” This song totally sounds like it was something he wrote. It was perfect for his style. This could totally be a hit right now for David. I think it will sell well tomorrow on iTunes. This performance might have won him the whole show. Randy called it “blazing.” Paula loved that he picked two songs that were lesser known and said she’s already looking at the American Idol. Simon said the first song was “ok” but the second song was “brilliant.”

Brooke’s second song “I Am I Said.” She’s at the piano this time. I hate the lyric change, since Arizona is not on a different shore than LA. That was terrible advice from Neil. I liked the performance. Randy said, “Nice job!” Paula loved the vulnerability. Simon really hated the first song, but the second song is the “Brooke we like. Well done.”

David Archuleta picked “America” for his second song. I don’t really care for the song choice. It’s kind of manipulative, much like Kristy Lee Cook’s “God Bless The USA” fiasco earlier this season. His voice is cracking a bit. I don’t think he’s in the best voice this week. I hated it. Randy thought he is “in the zone.” Paula thought it was the perfect song choice for him. Simon called it a smart choice of song.

Syesha is closing the show with “Thank the Lord for the Nighttime.” She’s trying to channel Beyonce from Dreamgirls. It’s not working for me. Her pitch is all over the place. It always has been problematic for her. This was a lot like a commercial jingle. Randy thought it was in the zone. Paula thought her first song was beautiful. The second song she compared to Minnie Riperton. Simon thought she was a very good actress/singer but that she may be in trouble tonight.

Here’s the recap:

Safe:
David Cook
David Archuleta

Danger Danger:
Brooke White
Jason Castro

Bye Bye:
Syesha Mercado

I’m so disappointed in tonight’s show. I hated the format. These are some great songs and outside of David Cook, I don’t think anyone really connected with their songs. What do you think?

The Jester’s Gathering in Sacramento!
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While I was on Hilly’s show on Sunday, she mentioned that she would be coming to Sacramento on May 10th. We made tentative plans to get together as a small group.

In the past two days, many other people have expressed an interest in meeting up with us.

So… I’m willing to make phone calls and reservations etc, but I’d like some ideas of where we should go. I was originally thinking of dinner some place and then maybe hitting a club… but with a larger group, that may not work as well.

TequilaCon is being held at a bowling alley in Philadelphia… we could find a similar venue here if that’s what we want to do…

Basically, what I’m saying is: Leave me some ideas of what we could all do!!!

People who have expressed an interest (so far) in coming (and may or may not be able to make it):

  • Jester & UMB (of course)
  • Othurme
  • Hilly & her sister
  • Foo
  • Dickie Maxx & Kitty Nibbles
  • Lee and Sly
  • Branden
  • Kentucky Girl
  • Winter
  • Ginamonster

So yeah - Give me some ideas… and also, let me know if you’re gonna try to attend. I’m pointing at all the other bay area people who check me out (Lisa, Kristy, Danny, DanNation…).

I’ll post full details once some consensus is reached later this week.

Jester’s Not Here Man
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He’s guest posting over at Miss Britt’s. You should totally click over and check out the story of his Little Grey Buddy.