I received this via email this morning from my mom. I decided it was funny enough to count as a guest post.
I get to do that because it’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.
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It was fun being a baby boomer… until now. Some of the artists of the
60′s are revising their hits with new lyric to accommodate aging baby
boomers.
They include:
Herman’s Hermits— Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash— I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye— Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba— Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore —- It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson— On the Commode Again!
These are too good to be original, yet I’ve never heard them before. Makes no sense!
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Funny, funny and funny again. Also close to my era. Nuff said about that aspect. LOL
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hahahahaha!I am sending this link to my mom so if you get a hit from Evansville, Indiana, dats me maw!
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Loved the post and I can relate to a few of these, now I’m saying just a few……:-)
oy! i hate that i know every one of those songs in their original titles and that i am feeling the new titles are becoming all too relevant in my current life stage.
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Whall – Turns out you haven’t heard every single funny email that has ever passed about the internet. Curious.
Crail – Wouldn’t your era need, “A Nurse to Watch Over Me?”
daduck – Yeah, that’s the only reason someone from Evansville Indiana would be visiting me.
Mamaduck – Welcome! Everyone is young at heart here at Jestertunes!
Danny – I know them all too. I don’t feel like I need a walker just yet.
Jester, my comment was referring to a much earlier era of mine; not my current era; but nursing a grudge is not part of me. LOL
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Crail – I was playing on Gershwin’s “Someone to Watch Over Me.”
I know and I was playing on a ‘NURSE to watch over me”
That song was written back in 1926; not my era; but too darn close for comfort. LOL 
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and she even commented!!! She hardly does that on my journal! I am jealous!
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give your mom a huge hug from us next time you see her…
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