Feb 27
Death To Space Goats!
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Sly: [Commenting on a comment from a fundamentalist website] Astounding brilliancy: “Space is water. Water has mass. Therefore space has mass. It’s my understanding that mammals are animals, of which humans are not.”

Lee: Well of course! Now I get it! wait… what?!

    Words that need the following definitions for this to work

  • Space - water
  • Mass - existence
  • humans - space ghosts!

Sly: Spaces ghosts—HAHAHAHAHA.

Lee: Originally, I had written space goats…. but I thought, hell, if there are goats in space, I think I would consider them animals. But then we might have new classification for space traveling ruminants.

Sly: The real question is whether or not these space goats have the ability to swim, since space is filled with water. And if they do, did they EVOLVE from regular land-living ruminants?

Lee:

  1. of course space goats can swim! they would have died out from living in space if they couldn’t swim in space!
  2. Even if space goats did evolve from land goats, I would call them something else like birds and dinosaurs. Or maybe I would just call them non-terrestrial ruminants.

I think this conversation might be blog worthy

Sly: I would agree.

I might posit that similar to dinosaurs/bats, terrestrial goats are actually either

  1. Agents of Satan sent to distract us from the true manifestations of god’s plan for the water based universe
  2. Atheist/Scientist tricks implanted like dino bones to trick us into accepting evolution

Either way, they are evil and this is why it is pleasing to god to sacrifice them as often as you can.

Lee: DEATH TO SPACE GOATS!!!

Sly: OMG YOU BLASPHEMING ATHEIST!!! DEATH TO EARTH GOATS MORE LIKE. MAY YOU BE SMOTE DOWN BY RIGHTEOUS LIGHTENING.

I made this for you:

Evidence

18 Responses to “Death To Space Goats!”
 

ew! that drawing of me makes me look fat!

Lee wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

 
 

Lee - At least she got your penis size right.

jester wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

 
 

I believe that’s supposed to be my other leg, but I understand the confusion, happens all the time

Lee wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

 
 

The inclusion of the rainbow floating by his head is an homage to topics covered on this very blog!

Sly wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

 
 

Lee - Yeah, yeah, yeah… say whatever you like, I still say you were fucking a shoe.

Sly - Yes, the infamous shit rainbow. How could we forget?

jester wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

 
 

if it’s a shit rainbow, why’s it by his head?

ginamonster’s last blog post…Thinking outside the box

ginamonster wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

 
 

@gina - Where do you shit out of? The gays must do it differently

Lee wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

 
 

As the artist, I intended the rainbow to be more representative of the gay bullshit that comes out of Lee’s mouth…

Sly wrote on February 27th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

 
 

ginamonster - We addressed that very question on the radio show.

Lee - Gays do everything differently.

Sly - Oh throw words around like “artist” huh.

jester wrote on February 28th, 2008 at 3:39 am

 
 

Lee, then do bisexual people do it both ways?

Sly, Good point. Well put.

Jester, I’m really gonna have to try and listen next time.

ginamonster’s last blog post…I am now a whore

ginamonster wrote on February 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

 
 

ginamonster - I think you should be a guest on an upcoming show…

jester wrote on February 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

 
 

GASP!! Really? I would love that.

ginamonster’s last blog post…Decent Proposal

ginamonster wrote on March 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm

 
 

ginamonster - How’s the 12th look on your calendar? 9:30 PM PST.

jester wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 am

 
 

I have practice. And my mother is coming to town. I’m not sure which day she wants to come watch me skate. Is the show always on a Wednesday? Perhaps I can skip practice one night if it is always on a Wednesday. You know, maybe the next show after that?

ginamonster’s last blog post…Decent Proposal

ginamonster wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm

 
 

ginamonster - The show is on Wednesday nights, yeah. I have a guest lined up the following week, but not the week after, the 26th.

jester wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm

 
 

I think I can miss one practice.

ginamonster’s last blog post…The subject comes up periodically

ginamonster wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:53 pm

 
 

ginamonster - Fantastic!

jester wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

 
 

Hey Jester, man I am going to call you this week! Don’t be surprise or shy, cause The doctor will be in Town! I’ve already told you and my man Lee that I am the thing, so don’t you guys get excited from just hearing my voice! All the Ladies have my permission to have “Hot Flashes” if they choose. Take care man and remember, The good Doctor will be in the House this Week!

The Doctor wrote on March 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm

 

Say something already!



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